Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[The Un-Clit]

Chris had taken to calling himself as "light powered" which I suppose is another way of saying "holy" or whatever, but the fact it isn't explicitly Holy energy could suggest that it's a "light powered" demon. Numerous fictional settings love to make use of twisting the use of "light" as a pure concept and instead it takes the extreme angle of rigid order and fascist-like rulership.

Don't forget there was a period of time where Chris was posting Twitter messages as if he was possessed by Sonichu, referring to himself in the third person as "mama", and only stopped because that was when G5 Pony was starting to be rolled out and he got so upset about it that he completely forgot to keep up his roleplaying.

This also goes way back even into pre-golden age Chris, when during the infamous Mary Lee Walsh meeting, Chris claimed he had a message for her from Sonichu.

Thank FUCK Shin Megami Tensei and/or Persona are too advanced in the brainwork required for Chris to get into that mythology.

 

[D_Tractor]

Billie Eilish wore a shirt that very closely resembles The Classic in a music video released today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3VkzPdgLA

 

[Optimus Prime]

Thank FUCK Shin Megami Tensei and/or Persona are too advanced in the brainwork required for Chris to get into that mythology.

To this day I remain very surprised that Chris latched onto Hyperdimension Neptunia the way that he did. I know nothing about it beyond the whole joke that it's personified video game consoles in "Gameindustri" but nothing on the surface seems like it would be Chris's speed.

And yet inexplicably he decided to self-insert himself as his own OC; 'Blue Heart' which represented the Commodore 64, a console that AFAIK he had absolutely zero interest in until one day he felt like digging it out of the Hoard. Maybe it was the whole warped self-image thing where he wanted oh so desperately to be a blue-haired cute magical girl ala Sailor Mercury, but to that end I would have expected something more in line with, say, Cardcaptor Sakura (because he made his own stupid cards for all sorts of games), or Nanoha (shouting 'BEFRIENDMENT' and shit). Hell, in a warped sense, maybe even Madoka since as dark as that series is, I'm pretty sure Madoka becomes literally god to make sure magical girls don't turn into witches or something anymore and obviously Chris very much wants to become a cartoon god.

 

[King Kiwi]

God, Chris has been silent.

He must be massively uninterested in participating in life rn. It happens, but he is probably depressed over the cons and bored with Duolingo/Livestreams

Maybe Flutter still won't fuck him or that's what he's currently erm busy with.

Who knows.

 

[SCRAM]

God, Chris has been silent.

He must be massively uninterested in participating in life rn. It happens, but he is probably depressed over the cons and bored with Duolingo/Livestreams

Maybe Flutter still won't fuck him or that's what he's currently erm busy with.

Who knows.

He tweeted like five days ago about people taking photos of him without permission.

I'm guessing the con bans have gotten him a little bit down. Maybe flutter got tired of the weens and broke it off, though I would expect more of a spergout.

 

[BeatboxBill]

Don't forget there was a period of time where Chris was posting Twitter messages as if he was possessed by Sonichu, referring to himself in the third person as "mama", and only stopped because that was when G5 Pony was starting to be rolled out and he got so upset about it that he completely forgot to keep up his roleplaying.

This also goes way back even into pre-golden age Chris, when during the infamous Mary Lee Walsh meeting, Chris claimed he had a message for her from Sonichu.

I forgot to mention that one, but yeah he failed at trying to keep up with his own delusions, it’s tragic.

Walsh must have been so confused at that meeting (poor woman), no wonder she demanded Chris to have a psychiatric evaluation before returning to PVCC, I would have demanded it too if I had her job!

God, Chris has been silent.

He must be massively uninterested in participating in life rn. It happens, but he is probably depressed over the cons and bored with Duolingo/Livestreams

Maybe Flutter still won't fuck him or that's what he's currently erm busy with.

Who knows.

When Chris decides to draw NFSW pictures of him and Flutter, his new fuck quest will finally end

He tweeted like five days ago about people taking photos of him without permission.

I'm guessing the con bans have gotten him a little bit down. Maybe flutter got tired of the weens and broke it off, though I would expect more of a spergout.

I have a feeling the two of them are still meeting up and hanging out, but they are doing it in a way that nobody can ever document it, but I am glad Chris has been banned from most of the conventions, nobody likes being molested by an autistic tranny Benjamin Franklin lookalike

 

[SCRAM]

When Chris decides to draw NFSW pictures of him and Flutter, his new fuck quest will finally end

I have a feeling the two of them are still meeting up and hanging out, but they are doing it in a way that nobody can ever document it, but I am glad Chris has been banned from most of the conventions, nobody likes being molested by an autistic tranny Benjamin Franklin lookalike

Can someone mail me some Benjamin's with Chris Chan on them? I need to go-to the strippers and make it rain with Chris-Chans.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"light powered"

There's this one parody Yu-Gi-Oh card a troll made of "Honor Roll" where the type is "darkness" (闇), the ability is "recycling" (IIRC), and the picture they used was that "classic" one: where "Honor Roll" is derping out in that chair with his many, many toys behind him. I think that parody can be found on the CWCki, in the Yu-Gi-Oh article.

Either way, "Honor Roll" likes to claim he is what he's not. So if he had an elemental type IRL, it could really be dark or darkness.

 

[Ammyterasu]

To this day I remain very surprised that Chris latched onto Hyperdimension Neptunia the way that he did. I know nothing about it beyond the whole joke that it's personified video game consoles in "Gameindustri" but nothing on the surface seems like it would be Chris's speed.

And yet inexplicably he decided to self-insert himself as his own OC; 'Blue Heart' which represented the Commodore 64, a console that AFAIK he had absolutely zero interest in until one day he felt like digging it out of the Hoard. Maybe it was the whole warped self-image thing where he wanted oh so desperately to be a blue-haired cute magical girl ala Sailor Mercury, but to that end I would have expected something more in line with, say, Cardcaptor Sakura (because he made his own stupid cards for all sorts of games), or Nanoha (shouting 'BEFRIENDMENT' and shit). Hell, in a warped sense, maybe even Madoka since as dark as that series is, I'm pretty sure Madoka becomes literally god to make sure magical girls don't turn into witches or something anymore and obviously Chris very much wants to become a cartoon god.

I can see why the Hyperdimension Neptunia delusion hit him in the right spots and at the right time (the financhu crisis and his depression over people blocking him on twitter) to do the most damage.

He already grew to despise the Christian god for failing to make all his wishes come true, and becoming himself a goddess is the ultimate power fantasy that "proves" to everyone else how he was, is and always will be in the right. The Idea Guys didn't tell him he was a goddess, they told him his Dreamcast was a portal to CWCville and then he got zapped by his old console when he left it on for 24 hours, believing on his own that was the spirit of the previous CPU goddess coming into his body and giving him her powers. In his mind it probably also explains his addiction to video games and why people are wrong to criticize him for it (even if it long predates the CPU nonsense)

The games itself, from what I saw in a single video, are very easy and you just have to mow down hordes of weak enemies over and over. The extreme repetitiveness probably appeals to him, along with the naughty female outfits, the flashy special attacts and the fact that they keep shitting out new games he can consooom. Things like Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura are not pop culture relevant at the moment and it's been a long time since they had video games (also with SM he probably has mixed feeling because of Megan)

I'm sure he chose the Commodore 64 over the Dreamcast or any other Sega console because it was made in 1982, his birth year. That said Chris does have a couple of ties to it, it was his first gaming console and Bob boasted to everyone willing to listen how young Chris learned to operate it before he could even talk, and how he would "master" any games he played in a few hours. Probably the only time Bob was proud of him.

 

[King Kiwi]

When Chris decides to draw NFSW pictures of him and Flutter, his new fuck quest will finally end

I have a feeling the two of them are still meeting up and hanging out, but they are doing it in a way that nobody can ever document it, but I am glad Chris has been banned from most of the conventions, nobody likes being molested by an autistic tranny Benjamin Franklin lookalike

That's just like Chris. Trying to ruin our fun.

We're just trying to get photographic evidence of Jesus Christ.

 

[BeatboxBill]

That's just like Chris. Trying to ruin our fun.

We're just trying to get photographic evidence of Jesus Christ.

I wonder how Chris’s family feels about Chris pretending to be Jesus?
His family already thinks he is a piece of shit for putting his bent duck in to Barbussy, but I know his family come from a strict Christian background so his whole messiah complex is bound to make their blood boil.

Can you imagine the reaction of Rocky Shoemaker?
She probably would slap 7 shades out of him for that type of bullshit!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

She probably would slap 7 shades out of him for that type of bullshit!

More realistically, yet another ban.

I think that if "Honor Roll" ever stopped to think -- which is fairly unlikely -- about why he is b& from so many websites and IRL places, he probably derps and just chalks it up to "persecution" or people just magically hating him for no reason because autism.

 

[BeatboxBill]

More realistically, yet another ban.

I think that if "Honor Roll" ever stopped to think -- which is fairly unlikely -- about why he is b& from so many websites and IRL places, he probably derps and just chalks it up to "persecution" or people just magically hating him for no reason because autism.

That is always the case, even with "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime", he still thinks that everyone hates autistic people and blames everyone for his past mistakes.
If you look at some of his post-jail videos, he even mentions Megan and still thinks she and Snyder both conspired against him with the trolls.
He even thinks some of the jerkcops are trolls.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I can see why the Hyperdimension Neptunia delusion hit him in the right spots and at the right time (the financhu crisis and his depression over people blocking him on twitter) to do the most damage.

He already grew to despise the Christian god for failing to make all his wishes come true, and becoming himself a goddess is the ultimate power fantasy that "proves" to everyone else how he was, is and always will be in the right. The Idea Guys didn't tell him he was a goddess, they told him his Dreamcast was a portal to CWCville and then he got zapped by his old console when he left it on for 24 hours, believing on his own that was the spirit of the previous CPU goddess coming into his body and giving him her powers. In his mind it probably also explains his addiction to video games and why people are wrong to criticize him for it (even if it long predates the CPU nonsense)

The games itself, from what I saw in a single video, are very easy and you just have to mow down hordes of weak enemies over and over. The extreme repetitiveness probably appeals to him, along with the naughty female outfits, the flashy special attacts and the fact that they keep shitting out new games he can consooom. Things like Sailor Moon and Cardcaptor Sakura are not pop culture relevant at the moment and it's been a long time since they had video games (also with SM he probably has mixed feeling because of Megan)

I'm sure he chose the Commodore 64 over the Dreamcast or any other Sega console because it was made in 1982, his birth year. That said Chris does have a couple of ties to it, it was his first gaming console and Bob boasted to everyone willing to listen how young Chris learned to operate it before he could even talk, and how he would "master" any games he played in a few hours. Probably the only time Bob was proud of him.

When you put it all that way, everything makes surprising sense, especially by Chris logic. Also I either forgot or never knew Chris had worked with the Commodore64 in the early non-verbal years.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

That is always the case, even with "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime", he still thinks that everyone hates autistic people and blames everyone for his past mistakes.
If you look at some of his post-jail videos, he even mentions Megan and still thinks she and Snyder both conspired against him with the trolls.
He even thinks some of the jerkcops are trolls.

To me the fact that he is still obsessed with Megan is the biggest indicator that he will never learn and is beyond redemption.

He says other people need to stop holding the past against him when he still holds the fact that Megan didn't want to be raped by him against her. He is the biggest scumbag on the internet.

 

[Optimus Prime]

To me the fact that he is still obsessed with Megan is the biggest indicator that he will never learn and is beyond redemption.

He says other people need to stop holding the past against him when he still holds the fact that Megan didn't want to be raped by him against her. He is the biggest scumbag on the internet.

I think what he wants to do regarding Megan is "have a talk" of some sort, believing that he has changed (which of course if he has, it's for the worse) and that if SHE forgives him, then the rest of society will as well.

He did something similar with Mary Lee Walsh some time back as well, if I recall, which he never got a response back about.

 

[King Kiwi]

Assuming he's still "with" Flutter, Megan's only a passing memory or tool to enact his vendetta against life.

The sad truth of the sordid non-romantic affair is that she did not see him as anything more than a casual friend, much like a hobbyist might engage with other people in a light-hearted but fulfilling manner.

It's understandable that Chris wants a deeper connection, no one's denying that, but again that's sad truth is that Megan never saw Chris is anything more than a fellow nerd to play cards with (and buy her stuff online) and Chris believed he was entitled to so much more.

But in what real world would someone like Chris ever find true love if he were not internet infamous?

Flutter doesn't seem particularly interested in him romantically, at least in public. She's much more of a harried mother figure who has to tolerate Chris's questionable advances.

If you did a side-by-side, Flutter basically looks like a shorter blonde version of Megan.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris had taken to calling himself as "light powered" which I suppose is another way of saying "holy" or whatever, but the fact it isn't explicitly Holy energy could suggest that it's a "light powered" demon. Numerous fictional settings love to make use of twisting the use of "light" as a pure concept and instead it takes the extreme angle of rigid order and fascist-like rulership.

Don't forget there was a period of time where Chris was posting Twitter messages as if he was possessed by Sonichu, referring to himself in the third person as "mama", and only stopped because that was when G5 Pony was starting to be rolled out and he got so upset about it that he completely forgot to keep up his roleplaying.

This also goes way back even into pre-golden age Chris, when during the infamous Mary Lee Walsh meeting, Chris claimed he had a message for her from Sonichu.

"Light worker" or "Light warrior" or whatever is a big thing in the new age community. (For some reason it's often combined with claims the person is in direct commuication with Archangel Micheal or can summon his powers through prayers and things like that)

Given Chris buys overpriced gem stones in new age stores I'm not suprised he's picked up on that kind of terminology.

 

[BeatboxBill]

To me the fact that he is still obsessed with Megan is the biggest indicator that he will never learn and is beyond redemption.

He says other people need to stop holding the past against him when he still holds the fact that Megan didn't want to be raped by him against her. He is the biggest scumbag on the internet.

That’s because Chris thinks he’s above everyone else and only he is allowed to make mistakes, other people don’t count

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

Chris had taken to calling himself as "light powered" which I suppose is another way of saying "holy" or whatever, but the fact it isn't explicitly Holy energy could suggest that it's a "light powered" demon. Numerous fictional settings love to make use of twisting the use of "light" as a pure concept and instead it takes the extreme angle of rigid order and fascist-like rulership.

Yeah the first thing I thought was "light bearer" tbh.

Really makes me think...