Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Kalpazoid]

Make a thread

A thread for Chris moments of the year should probably wait until late December, anything could happen within a month.

 

[Goochole]

Kind of a paradox here but both you:

Lol, you act as if Chris has true and honest experience with the real LGBT community, having a gay friend die of aids or living in a small apartment with transitioned trannies and gay men because no one else wants them around.
Chris is more tolerant of straight women just like gay women because they're basically the only ones throughout his life that acknowledged that he might have something that closely resembles feelings, and also because he wants to sleep with all of them.

And Marvin:

Chris is confused about why people claim to be attracted to men, purely because he, personally, finds them unattractive. That's it.

Really hit the nail on the head there. I understand what Marvin means now and I also understand Mariposa Electrique because she's absolutely 100% right. But Mariposa Electrique is coming from "our world" and how us normal people think about all of this versus Chris's world. When things are outside of Chris his mind, and how he feels about a subject, he simply can not and will not understand how other people feel about it.

I get it now, thank you Marvin for explaining this so well, I understand it now. Chris can't understand gays because he himself is so repulsed by men that he's even repulsed by his own penis. Hence the "unwanted growth"-bit.

There's also a very sad element to that, as in Chris probably being one of the loneliest people on the face of the earth.

 

[ZeCommissar]

I love the philosophical talks about why Chris hate dicks.

But I had a question pop into my head today: How much time does Chris have left?

He doesn't eat efficiently, he eats just as bad if not worse than most obese people with health problems do, not to mention his house probably has been infested by roaches and mice for years. Most people at least get a lot of walking as exercise, they still don't get enough, and the only walking he does is probably in stores, and to and from his car. This is not to mention extreme lack of hygiene of any sort, his taint, shitting himself etc...

So how long before he gets a horrible disease? He will probably get heart disease since that is really common. He's only 34 and already has all of this shit happening to him. If he can get past his 40s without anything I will be really surprised. He will be a god among men when it comes to luck (at least with health) if he sees his 70s.

 

[Goochole]

How much time does Chris have left?

Don't forget him just using estrogel and hormones basically just winging it. I've seen trannies do that before and also suffer a lot of dizziness like Chris does.

I can imagine just taking female hormones can't be healthy. It needs to be done in moderation and closely monitored by a doctor.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

What should Chris do to sort out his finances? We know he's at least $10k in debt across multiple credit cards and has a car payment and also pays some of the mortgage. Obviously he needs to curb his spending and have a surplus of funds for savings each month, but this question is really about debt consolidation services. Can anyone advise on this subject? I think ideally he'd need to seek a debt relief service and consolidate his debt to one entity to lower his intrest rate. This way he could make a payment againsteach month to chip away at it. It woukd take him 3-5 years at least.

 

[Marvin]

What should Chris do to sort out his finances? We know he's at least $10k in debt across multiple credit cards and has a car payment and also pays some of the mortgage. Obviously he needs to curb his spending and have a surplus of funds for savings each month, but this question is really about debt consolidation services. Can anyone advise on this subject? I think ideally he'd need to seek a debt relief service and consolidate his debt to one entity to lower his intrest rate. This way he could make a payment againsteach month to chip away at it. It woukd take him 3-5 years at least.

It's more like $5k in debt. Chris can't inherit the mortgage, but he also can't live in the house without Barb. The car payment is fucking retarded though. Chris got fucked on that one. We did the math and Chris will end up paying like 3x the value of the car by the time he's paid it off.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

What should Chris do to sort out his finances? We know he's at least $10k in debt across multiple credit cards and has a car payment and also pays some of the mortgage. Obviously he needs to curb his spending and have a surplus of funds for savings each month, but this question is really about debt consolidation services. Can anyone advise on this subject? I think ideally he'd need to seek a debt relief service and consolidate his debt to one entity to lower his intrest rate. This way he could make a payment againsteach month to chip away at it. It woukd take him 3-5 years at least.

Would debt management be a priority for Chris? He thinks paying minimums is fine, and even with the debt he's under, he was still able to spend about $2,500 on toys this year alone.

He should have savings for potential emergencies like the house fire, but if he didn't have to pay a chunk of his tugboat to debt, he's probably just funnel it into toys, since he's terrible at long-term planning.

I think his biggest priority should be following Cole's lead and ditching Barb. Even if he was debt-free, as long as he's with Barb, she'd just harass him for money to cover her own debts.

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

I meant that question to be more generic. Forget it's Chris. Of course he will never improve his situation, but what is the solution for people in his situation. Anyone here know how debt relief services work?

 

[Guy Smiley]

Chris can't inherit the mortgage, but he also can't live in the house without Barb.

It IS actually possible that he might be able to take over the Mortgage if he were really determined to stay in Branchland Court and if he was willing to put in the work.

(Yeah, this is Chris we're talking about.)

IF the Mortgage is a VA loan, (we don't know for sure, but since Bob was former military during the Korean war, it's possible,) then the loan would probably be assumable, meaning that IF Chris could qualify for the loan, he could take over it with the same terms Bob and Barb had. This assumes that Chris' credit isn't totally destroyed, (Marvin, thoughts?) and that his tugboat increases enough with Barb's death to make the payments. I can't speak too much as to how likely it is, (it's going to be pretty bank-specific,) but the point is that it's not impossible for Chris to take it over. Some lenders would certainly prefer that to a foreclosure, if that's what it comes to.

But again, it involves Chris doing work, so I guess he'd better start looking at apartments for when Barb dies.

 

[Holdek]

However, he has a serious problem in general in that there he has no barriers between him and his mother. He's True n Honest with her about almost everything, up to and including masturbation.

There's one call where you can hear him smack and refer to his sex doll during a conversation with his mother and both just go on like they might as well be talking about the weather.

With most normal people, I might label some behavior homoerotic, regardless of how unlikely it would be for them to have a gay experience. However, with Chris, I don't know if I'd have the same opinion. Chris is so deeply disturbed by male bodies that if he's doing something homoerotic, it's not because of an attraction to men, but more of just coincidental behavior that Chris happened to stumble upon. Call it parallel evolution.

That's an awful lot of coincidence, though. I mean, dude got a dildo in the mail, wrapped a condom on it, and fucked himself with it.

And how do you explain his need to look at his Sailor Moon poster to stay straight? It reminds me of gay priests kneeling before the crucifix and gazing upon it to rid their minds of impure thoughts.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What does Chris think of The Lion King?

Just that Disney movie in general. Has he ever mentioned it?

 

[Marvin]

IF the Mortgage is a VA loan, (we don't know for sure, but since Bob was former military during the Korean war, it's possible,) then the loan would probably be assumable, meaning that IF Chris could qualify for the loan, he could take over it with the same terms Bob and Barb had.

Would Barb have been able to take out a VA loan without Bob? The original mortgage might've been one, but she took out a new one after Bob paid off the original.

his assumes that Chris' credit isn't totally destroyed, (Marvin, thoughts?) and that his tugboat increases enough with Barb's death to make the payments.

No clue.

That's an awful lot of coincidence, though. I mean, dude got a dildo in the mail, wrapped a condom on it, and fucked himself with it.

Chris watches a lot of porn and porn makes anal sex look orgasmic. Chris keeps trying to jam stuff up his butt and he's buttflustered when it doesn't work like the movies show it to look.

And how do you explain his need to look at his Sailor Moon poster to stay straight? It reminds me of gay priests kneeling before the crucifix and gazing upon it to rid their minds of impure thoughts.

Chris is stupid as hell and believes you can become gay unless you constantly reinforce your straightness. Like it's an oil slick you can slip on.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Inspired by @Mariposa Electrique : if Chris got cancer and was somehow eligible for a wish from the Make-A-Wish foundation, what would he wish for?

 

[Trilby]

Inspired by @Mariposa Electrique : if Chris got cancer and was somehow eligible for a wish from the Make-A-Wish foundation, what would he wish for?

I'm sure it has to do with legitimizing Sonichu!

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Inspired by @Mariposa Electrique : if Chris got cancer and was somehow eligible for a wish from the Make-A-Wish foundation, what would he wish for?

It would have to be his sweetheart right? Although I don't know which he would choose if the choice was between sweetheart and prophetic daughter Crystal.

If it had to be a reasonable 'experience' wish then probably touring the Sega office and having some intern render a 3D Sonichu.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Would Barb have been able to take out a VA loan without Bob? The original mortgage might've been one, but she took out a new one after Bob paid off the original.

If this post is correct, the mortgage was taken out in 2009, when Bob was still alive, so a VA loan probably would have been an option. If it had been done after Bob died, no, it wouldn't be possible.

 

[bluepop2]

Hi Everyone, Me and my wife have been following Chris for around 4 years now. I own a large re-selling buisness and I also publish kindle books, and I am currently taking classes to become a Special Education teacher. Me and my wife have talked about this a lot, and we decided that we are going to start sending Chris $2,500 per week to start, and see what happens from there. We want him to be able to provide the best for his mother and his dogs and cats, as well as himself. I know $2,500/ weeks sounds like a lot, but we make well over $30k per month so it's a huge loss for us. Chris is one of the biggest parts of our lives, we talk about him all the time. Of course, if he is spending the majority of it on frivolous items, we will no longer send him money.
In the end, Chris went through a lot, and he deserves to be compensated for all the trolling and Internet bullying he went through. Hopefully our generosity will end the Financhu Crisis and Chris and his mother can pay their mortgage, and Chris can start drawing his comics again.
Not posting this as a thread, just wanted kiwi farms to be aware in case Chris stops E-Begging for awhile.

 

[Marvin]

If this post is correct, the mortgage was taken out in 2009, when Bob was still alive, so a VA loan probably would have been an option. If it had been done after Bob died, no, it wouldn't be possible.

Iiiiiiinteresting. Yeah, damn.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Hi Everyone, Me and my wife have been following Chris for around 4 years now. I own a large re-selling buisness and I also publish kindle books, and I am currently taking classes to become a Special Education teacher. Me and my wife have talked about this a lot, and we decided that we are going to start sending Chris $2,500 per week to start, and see what happens from there. We want him to be able to provide the best for his mother and his dogs and cats, as well as himself. I know $2,500/ weeks sounds like a lot, but we make well over $30k per month so it's a huge loss for us. Chris is one of the biggest parts of our lives, we talk about him all the time. Of course, if he is spending the majority of it on frivolous items, we will no longer send him money.
In the end, Chris went through a lot, and he deserves to be compensated for all the trolling and Internet bullying he went through. Hopefully our generosity will end the Financhu Crisis and Chris and his mother can pay their mortgage, and Chris can start drawing his comics again.
Not posting this as a thread, just wanted kiwi farms to be aware in case Chris stops E-Begging for awhile.

*coughcoughtroll*

 

[BurningPewter]

I was thinking last night about when Chris talks about selling the idea of Sonichu to Sega, does he genuinely forget Sonichu is a mix of Pikachu and Sonic, and just has a fuzzy memory of being the creator, like I remember being in bands and not remembering we had covers and thinking we wrote something, is it just an extreme version of that.