Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[El Pútrido Degenerado]

I’m visiting my parents soon, so why you’re saying is what I should do is…

For the love of god DO NOT

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

I’m visiting my parents soon, so why you’re saying is what I should do is…

please...don´t

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Random question: is it worth asking Chris to commission a piece of art? I understand that most or all of the money will go to Caden Peck, but I've been thinking about it ever since the jail art dropped and would proudly frame a piece of outsider art from Chris Chan in my house. $300 is a notable sum but not life or death for me, and my main hesitation is that Null isn't involved. I'd give him a rather open-ended request with no troll elements.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Random question: is it worth asking Chris to commission a piece of art?

Classic Chris is long dead. Do you really want art by Octogenarian Rapist Chris? Because that's the only Chris left.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Random question: is it worth asking Chris to commission a piece of art? I understand that most or all of the money will go to Caden Peck, but I've been thinking about it ever since the jail art dropped and would proudly frame a piece of outsider art from Chris Chan in my house. $300 is a notable sum but not life or death for me, and my main hesitation is that Null isn't involved. I'd give him a rather open-ended request with no troll elements.

So why isn't null involved?

Null doesn't want to deal with a mother fucking rapist.
He was trying to help chris to be self supportive and not be a complete retard. But Chris Fucked his mom, stole money from her, and didn't repent about his terrible deeds.

Buying art work from Chris is enabling him by saying it's ok to rape your mother. It's OK to act like a man child. It's OK to believe in imaginary friends and relationship. It's OK to be a terrible person.

Tl;dr
Buying anything from Chris is helping a rapist and a half ass drug dealer flunky

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Classic Chris is long dead. Do you really want art by Octogenarian Rapist Chris? Because that's the only Chris left.

Buying anything from Chris is helping a rapist and a half ass drug dealer flunky

These are fair points and largely why I've never given him any money. I personally don't care that he raped his elderly mother because I could never have stopped it. If it was Null actually helping Chris to not waste my tax dollars on Pokemon cards and other miscellaneous bullshit, I'd not be so conflicted. But I did inherit a large amount of real art recently, so maybe I'll just drop the whole thing. I have a printer but it's not quite the same thing as asking him to depict a Thanksgiving dinner in CWCville, or a scene on the streets 100 years from now, or a self-portrait in his idealized form, or whatever. The tl;dr answer is "no." Thanks.

 

[D is for Stupid]

I personally don't care that he raped his elderly mother because I could never have stopped it.

No one thought he would do it to be honest. But still purchasing it after the fact makes it way worse.

Random philosophy!

This Reminds me of removing the artist from the art. It is possibly but with chris is hard to because how bad the art work is. You're not buying the art work on its own merit, your buying because Chris made it.

Isn't all art like this, based on name recognition? Yes and no. Pollock is really a name attached to high value for some reason. If you see a pollock with no name, would someone pay the outrageous price tag? Most won't.

But if you never heard of dali and saw
The Persistence of Memory you mightsee it as much more value then a pollock even though the artist is unknown to you.

Buying commission from Chris has no value as it's a dead meme and joke. And he's still wasting your tax dollars as the tug boat is the only thing he cares to maintain till the day he dies.

Anyway, Beauty is in the eye of beholder but most people are blind as hell.

BTW, no is the best option.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Isn't all art like this, based on name recognition? Yes and no. Pollock is really a name attached to high value for some reason. If you see a pollock with no name, would someone pay the outrageous price tag? Most won't.

To an extent, yes, I'd considered buying a crayon scribble by a retard because it's the retard, but it's a ultimately bad idea. I did inherit a print of Dali's Corpus Hypercubicus that means more to me than a lolcattle mutilation, not because of the artist, but because it was in the study of a loved one. Anyway, I'm convinced there's no point in giving Praetor LLC money under any circumstance. I'm from about 2006 but not an active Christorian, by the way.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I did inherit a print of Dali's Corpus Hypercubicus

Your grandpa was the Greedy Fireman from the 14BC house fire?

 

[D is for Stupid]

I did inherit a print of Dali's Corpus Hypercubicus

Seems you lost someone, and if you did, sorry to hear. However it seems they have good taste.

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

Seems you lost someone, and if you did, sorry to hear. However it seems they have good taste.

Thanks. I won't powerlevel but I lost a significant family member. Anyway, back to Chris, the main thing about the incest I don't understand is that Fiona seemed to legitimately crave his duck, yet he passed on a conventionally attractive young woman for... his mother.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Thanks. I won't powerlevel but I lost a significant family member. Anyway, back to Chris, the main thing about the incest I don't understand is that Fiona seemed to legitimately crave his duck, yet he passed on a conventionally attractive young woman for... his mother.

He might've thought that she was a troll, which I really wouldn't blame him for. Chris also isn't a fan of fellow autists, so that might be part of it, too. That and he's obviously got an Oedipus complex

 

[ᚠᚢᚦᚩᚱᚳ]

He might've thought that she was a troll, which I really wouldn't blame him for. Chris also isn't a fan of fellow autists, so that might be part of it, too. That and he's obviously got an Oedipus complex

Yeah, I guess it makes some sense in the context of Chris's own psyche and in the time after the Idea Guys permanently contaminated his creative potential, when Isabella Loretta Janke was actively plotting to make him commit suicide. It's just astounding that he rejected a cute white boyfriend-free girl aged 18–21, with an average to slender body type and an upbeat personality, who neither smokes nor drinks and presumably drives a car. Literally checks all the boxes except income and location.

As far as I know, Chris's preferences for physical, non-imaginary women have been pretty consistent for the duration of his Love Quest, until of course he fell for a certain mature lady with old-fashioned charm and kindred familiarity. It's also possible that his delusions of godhood mingled with his expertise on sex in a way that caused him to behave more "paternally" toward Fiona than his prior mundane horniness would suggest.

 

[King Kiwi]

Y'know, almost wouldn't mind Chris having a fairly easy life and not having to work extremely hard...

If he actually was somewhat compassionate or kind. If he devoted some of his time to others.

I think he should donate his Sonichu medallions and raise money for charity or something.

But he's so despicable he deserves nothing.

 

[D is for Stupid]

But he's so despicable he deserves nothing.

When the financhu was happening the e begging was annoyingly terrible. He could just of made medallions and be well off but he got lazy.

I remember when Bob wrote that letter to Chris saying sonichu can be a symbol and champion for autism but Chris scoffed it off like the little price of shit he is. And of course he fucked his mom. Why go out and get China when you have China at home.

I was surprised he kept that dreaming studio sign Bob made, because after Bob everything became a nightmare.

If he wasn't lazy we wouldn't be in the sellout saga i guess. All he had to do was go work on it.

 

[185405]

Chris content nowadays is just faggots on kfarms sperging and theorizing who is Flutter or what's Caden endgame...when faggots stop sperging and buying shit and paying so much attention to Chris is when the real content will begin.

Will faggots stop buying shit from Chris? I hope so.

But until then, all the shit we get is curated boring content.

Just stop buying shit from Chris, unsub to his Youtube...Otherwise, enjoythe drought lol.

May as well entertain yourself with other lolcows who are more active and less shit than Chris.

 

[GeorgeMilton]

Can anyone explain Chris's Duolingo to me?

Clearly Chris has only done one lesson in Hebrew and only a few in Music, Math, and Spanish. But 71314 XP in Finnish is a lot. Finnish is a hard language, and frankly Duolingo isn't really equipped to teach it. It's a newer course and less developed than other languages like Spanish, so it's weird that Chris has focused on it so much.
Then there's who Chris is following:

Following people on Duolingo doesn't necessarily mean anything. They could just be people you encounter through the weekly tournaments or whatever. But to go through them one-by-one:

"Lidia Or" is learning Italian through Spanish actively with over 267,000 XP. Not following Chris back.
"Matt" is learning a lot of languages with plenty of XP in a lot of them (most in Italian, though). Has over 11,000 followers, so Chris being one is not that interesting, especially since he doesn't follow Chris back.
"Trey" is mostly learning French. Is, in fact, following Chris back. But with a roughly equal followers/following count, he might just follow whoever follows him.
"Helmi ikävalko" is a clearly Finnish name. The account name is "Naapurin_Pena" which in Finnish translates to "neighbor's pen" (I guess). Helmi here is studying two languages almost equally - Japanese and Finnish - although not that much. Why is someone with a doubly Finnish name studying Finnish? Also, Helmi is following Chris.
"Anna" seems to be Anna McLerran. Hasn't used Duolingo much despite joining in 2013. Not following Chris back.
"Merry" barely has any XP (only 223 in Italian, 136 in Chinese, 73 in Japanese). Chris is the only person following Merry, and Merry is not following anybody.
"JimTrivial" has 10 XP in Spanish (i.e. has done a single lesson). Chris is the only person following JimTrivial, and JimTrivial is not following anybody.

Helmi looks the strangest to me, and sticks out as the only other person learning Finnish. Do you think any of these people are interesting? Why do you suppose Chris is learning Finnish?

 

[D is for Stupid]

Helmi looks the strangest to me, and sticks out as the only other person learning Finnish. Do you think any of these people are interesting? Why do you suppose Chris is learning Finnish?

If a girl is into it, then Chris's should be all over it. The wall flower loves celtic so he started to listen to it for example.
Cabbage looks like is finish decent so he's trying to learn it to hopefully get laid with someone other then his mother.

Speculation is that cabbage's name might be Amy. But helmi sort of sounds close amy depending on pronunciation.

Edit: typoz

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Above all else, Chris could be seen as an example of everything wrong with America. The epitome of everything that could be deemed woke. Chris is a sex offender. Chris is mentally ill. Chris is trans for the sake of trying to get laid.

And of course "Honor Roll" has below average intelligence. And he's "furry" too: he thinks Sonic the Hedgehog style hedgehog characters are sexually attractive. Hedgehogs!

 

[Holden Cox]

"Helmi ikävalko" is a clearly Finnish name. The account name is "Naapurin_Pena" which in Finnish translates to "neighbor's pen" (I guess). Helmi here is studying two languages almost equally - Japanese and Finnish - although not that much. Why is someone with a doubly Finnish name studying Finnish? Also, Helmi is following Chris.

Pena is a nickname of the common name Pentti - which is strange, as that's a male name and Helmi is a female name.
There's a couple accounts with variations of the name Naapurin Pena but none look relevant.
I don't know how popular this meme is in Finland, but it seems notable, Naapurin Pena = a Finnish Virgin with Rage? (auto-translated from https://hikipedia.org/wiki/Hiktionary:N)