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Pepsi Man said:
I thought this would make a good topic for a thread but apparently I'm not allowed to make a thread on a forum for some reason.
Something I'm interested in is rare and obscure pics or media involving Chris and the trolls. I recall an older MATI episode where Null dug up this extremely obscure pic of Kacey and made a comment about how he was almost certain it was "wiped from the Internet". This example I provide isn't exactly obscure as I found it on Google Images when researching Kacey and Liquid, but it is rare and I never saw this before. Could be fake, but it does look like the twins and possibly(?) Kacey. I guess reply to this fucking comment if you have anything like that lmao
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It's Kacey and Liquid...

Only on Disney Channel!

No idea if this is them but it seems around the right time period. 2008 to 2010 probably.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Anyone know where Chris got the idea that Jesus didn't multiply the fish but made the same number nourishing enough to feed hundreds?
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Is there some Bible translation, or a footnote that says this?

If not, I suspect Chris came to this idea after realizing he couldn't magically cause his commissary twinkie to multiply, so he decided that actually he just made one twinkie count for 500!
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The only miracle about Chris I'm willing to believe is his autistic metabolism eating a single lettuce leaf and somehow transforming it into 5000 calories, saturated fats and highly processed sugars.
 
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Aquila_Iacob said:
How much does Chris Chan make in his entire lifetime in sales of Sonichu and his over Web-Comics?
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I'm not sure how much he made selling just the Sonichu comics themselves. He sold some on ebay before Praetor but on the Etsy he sold at least 3340 dollars worth, however this is not a true number since this only accounts for confirmed purchases from people who left reviews. If no reviews were left we don't know the full total.

However, the Etsy has 5,000 official sales as of today. With items ranging from 15 dollars for pebbles from 14BC to 225 dollars for commissions multiplied by total sales would be between $85,000 to 1,200,000 depending on what people bought the most of. Therefore the actual amount is probably somewhere in the middle of that, around 500-600k. Someone with more time and autism than me could probably do some number crunching with the etsy sales and figure out a ratio of what sold more than other stuff based on reviews left but 500k-600k is probably a safe bet.

Pre Barb rape some of Chris's white knights were complaining to Praetor for only giving him 12% of the sales but I don't know how legitimate that is. If that remained true till today he probably made 60-72k with Praetor keeping the pocketing whatever Etsy and bank processing didn't take. The Etsy was started in 2015 so thats an average of 6,500-8,000 a year. However, I think the bulk of the sales were around 2020 when Praetor took over.

This 12% number could be completely wrong but it is the only one we have based on chat transcripts. But based on speculation, we have some sociopathic faggot zoomer child that got arrested for peddling and growing psychadelic mushrooms that keeps a mentally ill man secluded from the world to milk him for money from redditors. Based on that I would assume there is a lot of gaslighting going on to make sure Chris is getting as little as possible.
 
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Kirby said:
Pre Barb rape some of Chris's white knights were complaining to Praetor for only giving him 12% of the sales but I don't know how legitimate that is. If that remained true till today he probably made 60-72k with Praetor keeping the pocketing whatever Etsy and bank processing didn't take.
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It's not 12% but something like 6.7+%. Though, at the time, the only thing Praetor had been selling was the Sonichu medallion made by them. Chris had no part in producing those or managing sales, his only stake was that he owned the Sonichu IP so he was got a royalty amount for its use. After that, Praetor began selling things directly made by Chris like drawings and such, but there are no known figures for stuff he made himself.

Also, the people complaining to Praetor thought Chris should have been given "almost all" of the revenue money for the medallions Praetor produced. Which wasn't a reasonable position.
Kirby said:
The Etsy was started in 2015 so thats an average of 6,500-8,000 a year. However, I think the bulk of the sales were around 2020 when Praetor took over.
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Yeah, though Chris's defunct Etsy shop and Praetor's OfficialCWCmart shop are separate, and there are a few years in between the closure of his and the opening of theirs.
 
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cyber cat said:
Ohhhh, Christine Weston Chandler... Where do I even start?..

Well, first of all, I'm autistic, and... thoughts of me becoming like Chris... they're just freaking me out!

I still don't know how to live with this shit, but I definitely know I don't want to be like him at all!

Just what should I do? How do I exist???
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Autism is a superpower, don't be scared!
 
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ChrisChan Is Da Beest said:
I think it's interesting that CWC has autism, while Terry Davis has schizophrenia, yet their largest pet projects more or less reflect the opposite.

CWC's whole philosophy has taken many psychotic directions, and he doesn't seem to have any of the neatness of stereotypical autism. The whole Sonichu saga reminds me of schizophrenic rambling. No consistency despite insisting on a single canon.

Sure, TAD believed he was a prophet and had conspiracy theories about random black people working for the CIA... but the guy was SO LUCID when it came to computer science. He built his own compiler and relied very little on open-source content. He built his kernel, etc. And while computer science does involve a lot of "nonstandard" thinking (such as choosing what to call your identifiers, finding roundabout ways to use math to solve problems, learning and even making novel "languages" nothing like Standard English, etc., etc.,) it's very rigid and requires a logical mind... apart from the "God" shit, playing around with TempleOS on UTM has shown me something very impressive for one person. While I won't use TempleOS as my primary OS, I do love to play around with it.
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It's almost as if mental disorders don't define people (As much as every self diagnosed retard tries to do so)
 
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Kirby said:
I'm not sure how much he made selling just the Sonichu comics themselves. He sold some on ebay before Praetor but on the Etsy he sold at least 3340 dollars worth, however this is not a true number since this only accounts for confirmed purchases from people who left reviews. If no reviews were left we don't know the full total.

However, the Etsy has 5,000 official sales as of today. With items ranging from 15 dollars for pebbles from 14BC to 225 dollars for commissions multiplied by total sales would be between $85,000 to 1,200,000 depending on what people bought the most of. Therefore the actual amount is probably somewhere in the middle of that, around 500-600k. Someone with more time and autism than me could probably do some number crunching with the etsy sales and figure out a ratio of what sold more than other stuff based on reviews left but 500k-600k is probably a safe bet.

Pre Barb rape some of Chris's white knights were complaining to Praetor for only giving him 12% of the sales but I don't know how legitimate that is. If that remained true till today he probably made 60-72k with Praetor keeping the pocketing whatever Etsy and bank processing didn't take. The Etsy was started in 2015 so thats an average of 6,500-8,000 a year. However, I think the bulk of the sales were around 2020 when Praetor took over.

This 12% number could be completely wrong but it is the only one we have based on chat transcripts. But based on speculation, we have some sociopathic faggot zoomer child that got arrested for peddling and growing psychadelic mushrooms that keeps a mentally ill man secluded from the world to milk him for money from redditors. Based on that I would assume there is a lot of gaslighting going on to make sure Chris is getting as little as possible.
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This is way more money than even I could imagine earning in my lifetime. I think homeless people would unironically want to be in Chris's shoes rn.
 
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cyber cat said:
Ohhhh, Christine Weston Chandler... Where do I even start?..

Well, first of all, I'm autistic, and... thoughts of me becoming like Chris... they're just freaking me out!

I still don't know how to live with this shit, but I definitely know I don't want to be like him at all!

Just what should I do? How do I exist???
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You're joking right?

I know Halloween's right around the corner but this is not a good trick.
 
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El Pútrido Degenerado said:
I think homeless people would unironically want to be in Chris's shoes rn.
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Be homeless, or;

Be a fat, delusional, autistic man-child quasi-troon pariah manipulated by other younger man-children, and live the rest of your life knowing that wherever you go the fact that you repeatedly had sex with your own mother will be a) public knowledge and b) inescapable.

Yeah. The second choice sounds really fucking appealing.
 
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I know this may have been repeated to death on this thread but it really shocks me how old Chris is now. He's closing in on 43 next year. For context at the age of 43:

  • The majority of people likely have full families (2 - 3 kids)
  • Virtually all professional athletes have almost certainly retired from playing their said sport (Tom Brady being the only exception I can think of). Many go on to start coaching roles with those that have retired earlier tending to be quite experienced by now.
  • There have been many people who have become world leaders at a younger age than Chris. For example, Rishi Sunak for the UK, Teddy Roosevelt for America, or the best example, Sanna Marin for Finland, who's served three and half years in office, despite being nearly four years younger than Chris (she was 34 when she became PM). Hell, the whole babysitter incident happened before her conception, let alone birth.
  • Many ageing process such as natural muscle loss take place. Since it's Chris, he probably has a whole host of other undiagnosed health issues due to completely neglecting his body and taking HRT wrongly.
In all fairness though it somewhat makes sense for Chris to be 42, going on 43. He has the mental/emotional age of 5 - 8. And his body's physical age is probably the equivalent of someone in their mid 70s, which roughly makes the median between the two in the early 40s.

I still can't grasp the fact now that Chris is closer to retirement age than high school, even though he speaks even worse than Joe Biden did at the debate in June.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
I've never clocked that before it's interesting, I think it could be something Chris came up with himself like a childish understanding rather than multiplying them - I could imagine a child coming up with that as a innocent misunderstanding thats why I can easily see Chris doing the same.
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Praetor said of this image "This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger."

So it would seem Chris is aware of the usual interpetation but specifically wants to 'correct' it
 
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cyber cat said:
Ohhhh, Christine Weston Chandler... Where do I even start?..

Well, first of all, I'm autistic, and... thoughts of me becoming like Chris... they're just freaking me out!

I still don't know how to live with this shit, but I definitely know I don't want to be like him at all!

Just what should I do? How do I exist???
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Stay far away from elderly woman.
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
Praetor said of this image "This scene in particular is meant to be a rendition of the bible story of Christ divinely multiplying the bread and fish brought by the hungry masses. However, Christine noted a correction he wanted made. Christine states that Christ did not make more fish or bread, but instead infused holy power into each bite so that only a bite would be needed to sate hunger."

So it would seem Chris is aware of the usual interpetation but specifically wants to 'correct' it
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That's interesting, I wonder where he got the idea from then, because that's something very Chris specific.
 
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