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King Kiwi said:
So I was going about Chris's family tree because of some other post I read and it looks like Savannah is some sort of nurses assistant around 9 years ago... And she has the same diagnosis as her uncle.

And this girl's only 20 at the time 30 now.

It really does come right down to laziness doesn't it?
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More like not being polluted with Barbara's genes. Bob, his kids, and his granddaughter all got real college degrees and professional careers despite whatever went down between them years ago. Barb was a home-wrecking whore whose two children are an egotistical, hipster, failed, wannabe, movie critic, and the village idiot of the internet.
 
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Strange Wilderness said:
More like not being polluted with Barbara's genes. Bob, his kids, and his granddaughter all got real college degrees and professional careers despite whatever went down between them years ago. Barb was a home-wrecking whore whose two children are an egotistical, hipster, failed, wannabe, movie critic, and the village idiot of the internet.
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Hey, without Barb we wouldn't have everything Chris-related.
 
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ChrisIsGay said:
Pmurt once again defeated the prophesied female President. Chris is very pissy right now.
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After watching Chris say in his election coverage video that Trump is "Arrogant and narcissistic and just mentally unhinged!" I'm starting to think Donald reminds Chris a bit too much of himself, only if Chris was a success in real life instead of just in his daydreams:

Wants to be a public figure (Mayor of CWCville) and enact what policies he thinks is best.

Got a felony dismissed due to extraneous circumstance.

Really loves McDonalds.

"A nearly compulsive need to be surrounded by beautiful women, one who repeatedly made unwelcome advances, with an almost boyish tendency to brag about his sex life"

Artistic.

Not a fan of alcohol or tobacco in their personal life (At least Chris previously).

Loves to get one up on rivals.

Hip Hop connections.

Fan of musical theatre.

Willing to use strongman tactics to get what they want ("I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY POWER!").

And so on.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Artistic.
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I agree aside from the part about Chris being self aware enough to realize how similar they are, even just subconsciously. If he didn't caught TDS from all the celebrities he simped over (especially Tara Strong and others in the MLP fandom) I don't think he would care that much about Trump being president or not, aside from him having a pickle.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
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I agree aside from the part about Chris being self aware enough to realize how similar they are, even just subconsciously. If he didn't caught TDS from all the celebrities he simped over (especially Tara Strong and others in the MLP fandom) I don't think he would care that much about Trump being president or not, aside from him having a pickle.
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The only artwork worst than Chris's.
 
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This is a thought brough on by the CWCiki's header image - I know as a Bong there was supposed to be a big push on the Benifits system in the USA if trump got in again, does this mean that Chris could possibly lose the tugboat?
 
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Ammyterasu said:
I don't think he would care that much about Trump being president or not, aside from him having a pickle.
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I dunno, narcissistic people tend to want to be the center of attention and it rubs them the wrong way when someone else is.

Trump might even outdo Clyde Cash in being the archetype of a strong, confident, JERK MALE.
 
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Just wanna say, Chris doesn't vote for female presidents just because he loves women, it just so happens that both times he did, Trump won. He did vote for Joe Biden back in 2020.

In a way, I find Chris to be "right, but for the wrong reasons". Trump is notoriously anti LGBT people, very anti welfare and is a massive egoist. In addition to that, loads of his laws limit freedom of speech. Chris already had such an issue with Musk a couple of times, first time Chris ranted on Musk was a few days after his Second Coming, in fact.

The fact that Trump does fit the Antichrist depicted in the Bible (which neither of the two read, but Chris learned from Family Guy) and frequently does retarded stunts that are below even Chris's level don't help. That's the full extent on why Chris hates Trump. Just like with MLPG5, it isn't just that Chris hates them for no reason or one stupid one. Chris just has his own internal logic that's more or less sound and does work for him, but would be incomorehensible for most people.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Just wanna say, Chris doesn't vote for female presidents just because he loves women, it just so happens that both times he did, Trump won. He did vote for Joe Biden back in 2020.
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Yeah I'm sure there's other reasons.

Chris seems to believe that women are a pure gender or something like that. Like we're an all good or whatever.

Anyone who can tank his tugboat is an enemy of his, bonus points if they're male.
 
King Kiwi said:
Yeah I'm sure there's other reasons.

Chris seems to believe that women are a pure gender or something like that. Like we're an all good or whatever.

Anyone who can tank his tugboat is an enemy of his, bonus points if they're male.
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I mean, Chris only ever had two confirmed female trolls...
(I am, for the purposes of this, assuming all TTS members are male. If not, then I guess a few more)
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
He did vote for Joe Biden back in 2020.
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Politispergins aside, Chis supposedly voted for Lisa Simpson because The Simpsons "predicted it" and he was all-in on his dimensional merge delusions. He confirmed it it in a dm to one of the Watchmen right after he and Barb voted (curiously he couldn't even bring himself to say Biden's name, maybe for merge reasons?).
 
Ammyterasu said:
Politispergins aside, Chis supposedly voted for Lisa Simpson because The Simpsons "predicted it" and he was all-in on his dimensional merge delusions. He confirmed it it in a dm to one of the Watchmen right after he and Barb voted (curiously he couldn't even bring himself to say Biden's name, maybe for merge reasons?).
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He voted for Simpson in C-197, but voted for Joe Biden in 1218.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
He voted for Simpson in C-197, but voted for Joe Biden in 1218.
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Do we know that for a fact? And this is Chris we're talking about, when he's feeling put on the spot because of something retarded he did (like cutting open his taint and the incest) he either downplays it, tries to sweep it under the rug, flat out lies that it never happened/"it happened in another dimension" or all of the above.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Do we know that for a fact? And this is Chris we're talking about, when he's feeling put on the spot because of something retarded he did (like cutting open his taint and the incest) he either downplays it, tries to sweep it under the rug, flat out lies that it never happened/"it happened in another dimension" or all of the above.
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Nevermind, CWCki deleted it yesterday.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Do we know that for a fact? And this is Chris we're talking about, when he's feeling put on the spot because of something retarded he did (like cutting open his taint and the incest) he either downplays it, tries to sweep it under the rug, flat out lies that it never happened/"it happened in another dimension" or all of the above.
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Wait... he actually axewounded himself? I haven't heard of this.
 
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