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So what Hogwarts house do you think Chris would be in?
 
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Spergeryn.
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Ah, quite right.

The house colors will be orange and blue, of course, and a twitchy, drunk lemming for the mascot.

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This is Chris's second christmas season a free man. Was going over the day on the cwicki when I saw this Pic from last year
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You know if it weren't for the telltale signs this is Chris mother fucker chanson house. That would almost be a neat little set up. Just take out the sonichu star, the trust womyn binder and I'd swear it was a geek/gamers place...not the best place to be for the holidays but it could be worse.


Honestly it's not nearly as sad as the chandler family christmas from...damn 20 years ago as of this month it's been that long already.
 
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So this just popped into my head but what happens if Chris, God forbid, just dies? I mean are there any funeral plans for him? How would he ls it be paid for?
 
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Éamonn Ceannt said:
So this just popped into my head but what happens if Chris, God forbid, just dies? I mean are there any funeral plans for him? How would he ls it be paid for?
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Yes, we all show up for the funeral, flip over the coffin, scream JULAY and shake up cans of Fanta and spray them all over him like the end of the Windowlicker video.
 
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AnOminous said:
Yes, we all show up for the funeral, flip over the coffin, scream JULAY and shake up cans of Fanta and spray them all over him like the end of the Windowlicker video.
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Ngl that unironically sounds like some good craic. Count me in.
 
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The "Classic Chris" days may seem like they lasted awhile (or at least they did to me), but they only lasted from around the mid '00s to 2010-ish. So only around 5 years.

These current "sagas" with "Honor Roll" as a "tomgirl" have been going for around 15 years now -- and that is roughly 3 times longer than that "Classic Chris" era lasted.
 
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I was listening to the audio where Max makes Chris shove the medallion up his ass... And realized Chris enjoyed it.

There are several points in the audio where Chris takes on a very lewd submissive attitude and gets really horny with the situation.

1- Where given the choice to "burn the medallion" or "shove it up his ass", Chris straight up chose to shove it up his ass, even though burning will be easier and less degrading.

2- When trying to do it he cut it in pieces, defeating the purpose of keeping the medallion safe.

3- He readily showed his ass and shove it up, even moaning a little.

4- His attitude and voice where submissive and very beta, like he was really turned on and enjoying it.

5- Chris already had butt play alone before, but this time he had an audience and that turned him on.

I believe that this was the catalyst that made Chris gay and trans. He really really enjoyed it, even though he was against it at the beginning he readily accepted being a faggot.
 
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Chris's style of speaking and writing (I mean on his Twitter mostly) is like the perfect combination of stereotypical way people think a high functioning autist acts (high falutin words and nerdy dialect) and the stereotypical way people think a low functioning autist acts (though I'd say it ain't even stereotypical on the low functioning ones' cases, it's just the way they often are), what with the slurring, high pitched voice, and misuse of words. Way to go with living up to all dem stereotypes
 
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I was listening to the audio where Max makes Chris shove the medallion up his ass... And realized Chris enjoyed it.

There are several points in the audio where Chris takes on a very lewd submissive attitude and gets really horny with the situation.

1- Where given the choice to "burn the medallion" or "shove it up his ass", Chris straight up chose to shove it up his ass, even though burning will be easier and less degrading.

2- When trying to do it he cut it in pieces, defeating the purpose of keeping the medallion safe.

3- He readily showed his ass and shove it up, even moaning a little.

4- His attitude and voice where submissive and very beta, like he was really turned on and enjoying it.

5- Chris already had butt play alone before, but this time he had an audience and that turned him on.

I believe that this was the catalyst that made Chris gay and trans. He really really enjoyed it, even though he was against it at the beginning he readily accepted being a faggot.
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Blue Spike was the one person who walked away from Chris Chan completely unscathed whilst being the one person who deserved shit to happen to him.

What a horrid little psychopath.
 
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