Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Feline Darkmage]

Met the dude who runs the Sonic twitter at PAX earlier.
Asked him about Chris Chan, he said that topic was "not to be spoken of" or something.

I can see why.

 

[The Iconoclast]

I only recently started looking up more and more on Chris, and...

Wasn't he extremely homophobic? As well as a Christian? What exactly caused him to essentially shit on religion (assuming), """"""""""transition"""""""""", and become technically gay by extension? Is it his "Love Quest"?

 

[Trilby]

I can see why.

Nobody wants to stir up shit that way.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I only recently started looking up more and more on Chris, and...

Wasn't he extremely homophobic? As well as a Christian? What exactly caused him to essentially shit on religion (assuming), """"""""""transition"""""""""", and become technically gay by extension? Is it his "Love Quest"?

Chris is easily influenced by outside sources (it also doesn't help that he doesn't actually understand anything about politics or social issues) and there have been plenty of rumors about him being trolled into becoming trans on purpose. Another theory is that because of his autism he took "getting in touch with his feminine side" a little to literally.

 

[Jack Awful]

Day 500 since Sonichu was last updated.

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Think we'll hit the 1,000 mark?

How much did that guy pay Chris again?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

How much did that guy pay Chris again?

Doesn't matter because any amount is too much.

 

[Roachdog]

A thousand bucks iirc

 

[Angrypaperplateman]

(MOVED THREAD BECAUSE IT FITS HERE BETTER)


I just want to start this off by saying Chris isn't going to die, at all. Yes he is in atrocious health, but the fact he isn't dead already from his eating habits shows his body has a high metabolism and can put up a strong fight. Now what Chris's diet consists of is readily available on the CWCki, but what isn't readily available is his calorie intake, i'm 99% sure none of you want to dissect every goddamn meal Chris eats and look up the calories in each one, so i'm here to do it for you, so you can all feel better about yourselves for about 5 minutes.

Just FYI the maximum calorie intake that a male of 200 LBS and 5"10 should have is 2358 calories..


Breakfast:

From what I know on the CWCki, he usually doesn't eat breakfast, due to his atrocious sleeping habits, however on the occasion that he does, he will most likely go to Mcdonalds. Now Mcdonalds breakfast items have around the same calories so this should be easy to calculate. Now I know Chris isn't just getting an egg burger from Mcdonalds because he is a gigantic glutton, so let's be nice and add only ONE BIG, BLACK DICK and a soft drink to his breakfast.

Mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches are anywhere from 300-450 calories, i'm going to go for 450 because there is no way Chris is getting the healthier option, lets go with the Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit, which is exactly 450 calories. Let's throw in the BIG, BLACK DICK, which is 150 calories, and the soft drink, let's say it's just a coke, which is 150 calories. Chris has just consumed 750 calories for breakfast.

Lunch:

Chris will either eat a TV dinner for lunch, or go to Mcdonalds. If he eats a tv dinner for supper, let's just assume he's eating a hungry man tv dinner. My reasoning behind this is:

1. The packaging is designed to trick fat fucks like Chris into buying it (making it look delicious)
2. They are cheap

Hungry man tv dinners almost always contain a whopping 970 CALORIES! per meal.

Now lets say he's eating at Mcdonalds for lunch, let's say he gets a big mac, and some fries with a soft drink. The big mac is 540 calories, the fries are 230 calories, and the soft drink, as we discussed earlier is 150 calories, this puts Chris at 920 CALORIES!

Either he eats at Mcdonalds or not, it puts him above 900 calories.

Dinner:

Pretty much the same as lunch according to the Cwcki, so let's just say around 900 calories.

SNACKS

Chris being a glutton is a known consumer of snacks, no shit. However his snack choices are atrocious, for example, his butter beer monstrosity.

I calculated every ingredient following those exact measurements to find out the calories of this rather small cup of butter beer, the result is a whopping 650 CALORIES.

All in all, this puts Chris at 3240 for the day, that isn't even including all the soda and snacks he probably consumes throughout the day.

Remember, the maximum calorie intake for somebody of his size should be 2358 calories.

Not even bodybuilders who have to eat a crazy amount of food to maintain their body weight eat as much calories as Chris casually does in one day, I can't say i'm worried for Chris because he's obviously not dead or morbidly obese, but he's definitely going to have all this junk catch up to him in his late 70's.

Considering he lets his poop just "fall out" i'd say this is why.

 

[AA 102]

(MOVED THREAD BECAUSE IT FITS HERE BETTER)


I just want to start this off by saying Chris isn't going to die, at all. Yes he is in atrocious health, but the fact he isn't dead already from his eating habits shows his body has a high metabolism and can put up a strong fight. Now what Chris's diet consists of is readily available on the CWCki, but what isn't readily available is his calorie intake, i'm 99% sure none of you want to dissect every goddamn meal Chris eats and look up the calories in each one, so i'm here to do it for you, so you can all feel better about yourselves for about 5 minutes.

Just FYI the maximum calorie intake that a male of 200 LBS and 5"10 should have is 2358 calories..


Breakfast:

From what I know on the CWCki, he usually doesn't eat breakfast, due to his atrocious sleeping habits, however on the occasion that he does, he will most likely go to Mcdonalds. Now Mcdonalds breakfast items have around the same calories so this should be easy to calculate. Now I know Chris isn't just getting an egg burger from Mcdonalds because he is a gigantic glutton, so let's be nice and add only ONE BIG, BLACK DICK and a soft drink to his breakfast.

Mcdonalds breakfast sandwiches are anywhere from 300-450 calories, i'm going to go for 450 because there is no way Chris is getting the healthier option, lets go with the Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit, which is exactly 450 calories. Let's throw in the BIG, BLACK DICK, which is 150 calories, and the soft drink, let's say it's just a coke, which is 150 calories. Chris has just consumed 750 calories for breakfast.

Lunch:

Chris will either eat a TV dinner for lunch, or go to Mcdonalds. If he eats a tv dinner for supper, let's just assume he's eating a hungry man tv dinner. My reasoning behind this is:

1. The packaging is designed to trick fat fucks like Chris into buying it (making it look delicious)
2. They are cheap

Hungry man tv dinners almost always contain a whopping 970 CALORIES! per meal.

Now lets say he's eating at Mcdonalds for lunch, let's say he gets a big mac, and some fries with a soft drink. The big mac is 540 calories, the fries are 230 calories, and the soft drink, as we discussed earlier is 150 calories, this puts Chris at 920 CALORIES!

Either he eats at Mcdonalds or not, it puts him above 900 calories.

Dinner:

Pretty much the same as lunch according to the Cwcki, so let's just say around 900 calories.

SNACKS

Chris being a glutton is a known consumer of snacks, no shit. However his snack choices are atrocious, for example, his butter beer monstrosity.

I calculated every ingredient following those exact measurements to find out the calories of this rather small cup of butter beer, the result is a whopping 650 CALORIES.

All in all, this puts Chris at 3240 for the day, that isn't even including all the soda and snacks he probably consumes throughout the day.

Remember, the maximum calorie intake for somebody of his size should be 2358 calories.

Not even bodybuilders who have to eat a crazy amount of food to maintain their body weight eat as much calories as Chris casually does in one day, I can't say i'm worried for Chris because he's obviously not dead or morbidly obese, but he's definitely going to have all this junk catch up to him in his late 70's.

Considering he lets his poop just "fall out" i'd say this is why.

tbf he needs those calories if he's going to keep accomplishing feats of strength like this

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Once again, he's a walking metabolic sloth with reduced skeletal muscle, eating junk food, stress, and a sedentary lifestyle.
Chris' problems will show way before he hits 70, and they already have. Best case scenario, Chris gets an insulin pump for his 65th birthday.

 

[Zarkov]

I just want to start this off by saying Chris isn't going to die, at all. Yes he is in atrocious health, but the fact he isn't dead already from his eating habits shows his body has a high metabolism and can put up a strong fight.

Dude, you're ruining my fantasy of Chris drowning in his vomit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Also, Chris probably does eat over 3000 calories a day. He probably needs around 1800 to maintain weight (assuming a bodyweight of 230 with minimal muscle mass and minimal activity). Usually, it's bodyweight x 10, but Chris has very low muscle mass and he is lazy as hell, so that probably brings it down a bit.

His obesity isn't THAT bad at 5'10 230, but he also does have minimal muscle mass, poor nutrition, low physical activity and the unmonitored estrogel use isn't going to help. I am guessing his blood sugar will go to hell before anything and that will bring dat dere diabetes diagnosis. He also was on lipitor in his 20s, which is obviously very bad.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

His obesity isn't THAT bad at 5'10 230,

Sam Squatch is at least 6 foot.

He also was on lipitor in his 20s, which is obviously very bad.

He's probably not taking anything now, can you imagine how bad he must feel when he bends over with HBP.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sam Squatch is at least 6 foot.

He's probably not taking anything now, can you imagine how bad he must feel when he bends over with HBP.

My guess is, since he supposed goes to the doctor a lot, he gets regular blood work, so his cholesterol is probably monitored but not bad enough for lipitor.

 

[cruderudedude]

Considering he lets his poop just "fall out" i'd say this is why.

im downright offended that you made me sit through that entire post just to end on this. Nicely done research tho, you've earned this autism rating

 

[Marvin]

Now what Chris's diet consists of is readily available on the CWCki

Gonna stop you right here. No, the cwcki does not document Chris' diet accurately. We do not stalk Chris in his daily life.

(This should be a standard disclaimer somewhere.)

Also, Chris probably does eat over 3000 calories a day. He probably needs around 1800 to maintain weight (assuming a bodyweight of 230 with minimal muscle mass and minimal activity). Usually, it's bodyweight x 10, but Chris has very low muscle mass and he is lazy as hell, so that probably brings it down a bit.

His obesity isn't THAT bad at 5'10 230, but he also does have minimal muscle mass, poor nutrition, low physical activity and the unmonitored estrogel use isn't going to help. I am guessing his blood sugar will go to hell before anything and that will bring dat dere diabetes diagnosis. He also was on lipitor in his 20s, which is obviously very bad.

Your bodyweight estimate is too high, I think.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Gonna stop you right here. No, the cwcki does not document Chris' diet accurately. We do not stalk Chris in his daily life.

(This should be a standard disclaimer somewhere.)

Fair assessment, but we've all seen Chris' infamous McDonald's cups and bottles of sugary Dr. Pepper in the foreground of his videos. I doubt he pulls up to the drive-through and says, "Just a large Dr. Pepper please, we gals in transition have to keep a svelte figure". Both sugar and caffeine can make you overconsume calories.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's been said that Chris used $600 of DStecks's money to buy himself a bed, because his old one had been ruined by the housefire and he'd been sleeping with Barb in the nearly two years since then and the donation.

Why didn't Chris buy the bed sooner? He managed to spend thousands on Lego after the fire, so he still had money to burn. It must have bothered him to be sharing Barb's bed, because that $600 could have bought a lot of toys.

Was it because the bed was simply a lower priority than toys, even if that meant he was uncomfortable? If DStecks had never happened, would he still be sleeping with Barb now?

 

[Trilby]

It's been said that Chris used $600 of DStecks's money to buy himself a bed, because his old one had been ruined by the housefire and he'd been sleeping with Barb in the nearly two years since then and the donation.

Why didn't Chris buy the bed sooner? He managed to spend thousands on Lego after the fire, so he still had money to burn. It must have bothered him to be sharing Barb's bed, because that $600 could have bought a lot of toys.

Was it because the bed was simply a lower priority than toys, even if that meant he was uncomfortable? If DStecks had never happened, would he still be sleeping with Barb now?

Certainly and interesting point. Even if Chris didn't want to splurge for a new bed, he could've just bought a used frame and mattress from a thrift store if it came to that.

 

[Marvin]

Fair assessment, but we've all seen Chris' infamous McDonald's cups and bottles of sugary Dr. Pepper in the foreground of his videos. I doubt he pulls up to the drive-through and says, "Just a large Dr. Pepper please, we gals in transition have to keep a svelte figure". Both sugar and caffeine can make you overconsume calories.

If he doesn't eat that much, it'd be because he's cheap and eating like a bird can save lego money.