Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Your bodyweight estimate is too high, I think.

I dunno, he looks pretty damn fat in the recent pictures. Wasn't he like 210 at that one weigh in video? He got fatter since then, too

It's been said that Chris used $600 of DStecks's money to buy himself a bed, because his old one had been ruined by the housefire and he'd been sleeping with Barb in the nearly two years since then and the donation.

Why didn't Chris buy the bed sooner? He managed to spend thousands on Lego after the fire, so he still had money to burn. It must have bothered him to be sharing Barb's bed, because that $600 could have bought a lot of toys.

Was it because the bed was simply a lower priority than toys, even if that meant he was uncomfortable? If DStecks had never happened, would he still be sleeping with Barb now?

To buy the bed, he has to save up. To buy legos, he can blow the tugboat money he has now. He's a compulsive shopper

 

[The American Hedgehog]

To buy the bed, he has to save up. To buy legos, he can blow the tugboat money he has now. He's a compulsive shopper

Maybe he could've gone with a payment plan for a bed, like Fingerhut or something. It's what he did to get a PS4, since he couldn't afford that outright, and those cost him about the same amount.

 

[Marvin]

I dunno, he looks pretty damn fat in the recent pictures. Wasn't he like 210 at that one weigh in video? He got fatter since then, too

Maybe. Which weigh in video?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Maybe. Which weigh in video?

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/WeighIn

Looks like it was 216 in October of 2010

 

[Marvin]

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/WeighIn

Looks like it was 216 in October of 2010

Oh yeah, he's been less than that since then.

 

[Mr. 0]

Oh yeah, he's been less than that since then.

And his duck is no longer bent. And is bigger than previously photographed.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Oh yeah, he's been less than that since then.

He looks pretty damn fat in the recent photos.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Eh, even Chris must make the connection that fast food/takeout every day = less Lego money. Sure he patronizes Mickey D's here and there, but i'd bet the bulk of his diet is cheap junk food, like $1 Banquet frozen entrees, Dollar store snacks, and 32oz convenience store fountain sodas @ 69 cents a pop.

He probably eats less than most think (God help me for thinking about it in the first place) because again, Lego money. He's likely fat less because of his diet and more of lack of physical activity... yet another of many reasons for fatty to get a job.

 

[Marvin]

And his duck is no longer bent. And is bigger than previously photographed.

Nah, Chris is a tub of lard, but lard isn't dense.

 

[XYZpdq]

I was chatting with an irl nerd buddy about random stuff, and CWC came up.
Buddy was flabbergasted that I found the comics the most entertaining thing of the whole thing, compared to, say, the videos or something else.

I was really surprised at how little he dug the comics. I mean, the yelling at the camera and stuff is fun, but the comics as these windows into his thinking process really binds the whole thing together for me.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I was chatting with an irl nerd buddy about random stuff, and CWC came up.
Buddy was flabbergasted that I found the comics the most entertaining thing of the whole thing, compared to, say, the videos or something else.

I was really surprised at how little he dug the comics. I mean, the yelling at the camera and stuff is fun, but the comics as these windows into his thinking process really binds the whole thing together for me.

I've had internet friends like that. They just don't care about the psychological aspects of Chris (though one case was actually too dumb to understand them, he failed to comprehend what the entire point of Liquid Saga was all about), they just want to laugh at his stupid behavior out of context. I kinda envy them because this is a hole you can't escape.

 

[Marvin]

I was chatting with an irl nerd buddy about random stuff, and CWC came up.
Buddy was flabbergasted that I found the comics the most entertaining thing of the whole thing, compared to, say, the videos or something else.

I was really surprised at how little he dug the comics. I mean, the yelling at the camera and stuff is fun, but the comics as these windows into his thinking process really binds the whole thing together for me.

I've always found the comics to be excessively boring. I only know the content of the comics after having been exposed to them piecemeal over the years.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris' "attraction strategy" of just waiting around for girls to come to him is reminiscent of a frigatebird. The males seek mates by just sitting around trying to attract females by looking loud and colorful.

 

[Ravenor]

I've always found the comics to be excessively boring. I only know the content of the comics after having been exposed to them piecemeal over the years.

I agree, it seems to be a 50/50 split with long-time Christorians who either think that the Comics are a core part of OPL's attraction, and the rest who think that it's just a minor side show that's only really interesting when he uses it to vent or draws something particularly disturbing.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'd like to state that the comics are a national treasure.

 

[Trilby]

Eh, even Chris must make the connection that fast food/takeout every day = less Lego money. Sure he patronizes Mickey D's here and there, but i'd bet the bulk of his diet is cheap junk food, like $1 Banquet frozen entrees, Dollar store snacks, and 32oz convenience store fountain sodas @ 69 cents a pop.

He probably eats less than most think (God help me for thinking about it in the first place) because again, Lego money. He's likely fat less because of his diet and more of lack of physical activity... yet another of many reasons for fatty to get a job.

Certainly less active physically. If he at least did a walk up and down Branchland Court every day, that would help.

I was chatting with an irl nerd buddy about random stuff, and CWC came up.
Buddy was flabbergasted that I found the comics the most entertaining thing of the whole thing, compared to, say, the videos or something else.

I was really surprised at how little he dug the comics. I mean, the yelling at the camera and stuff is fun, but the comics as these windows into his thinking process really binds the whole thing together for me.

Sometimes the comics are an acquired taste.

 

[Karen Riley]

I've always found the comics to be excessively boring. I only know the content of the comics after having been exposed to them piecemeal over the years.

I've always felt the same way as Marvin. The parts that are widely discussed and hyped such as the 'during the Stone Age,' line is hilarious but anything that isn't sort of flies over the radar for me. I appreciate Sonichu for moulding Chris into the person we know and love but not as something that stands alone as entertaining by itself.

It's funny how most users either think Sonichu is the best part of Chris or something that's mostly irrelevant, there doesn't tend to be an inbetween. Just look at how baffled and angered Watermelon was that @Alec Benson Leary dared to make a parody Sonichu comic without reading the source material thoroughly first.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Just look at how baffled and angered Watermelon was that @Alec Benson Leary dared to make a parody Sonichu comic without reading the source material thoroughly first.

Well I tried to tell him... my source material was Chris himself, not the comic.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Does Chris think of trolls as individuals or as sort of an anamolous mass?

Would Chris aknowledge that a woman was a troll? Even during his earlier sagas, he seemed to look at Meghan and the sweethearts as different beings from the host of trolls he hated despite associating the women with them after the fact.

 

[Marvin]

Does Chris think of trolls as individuals or as sort of an anamolous mass?

Would Chris aknowledge that a woman was a troll? Even during his earlier sagas, he seemed to look at Meghan and the sweethearts as different beings from the host of trolls he hated despite associating the women with them after the fact.

Chris thinks of trolls as individuals mostly regardless of gender. It depends on how prominent they are.

Like Clyde Cash, Jack Thaddeus, Tito, etc.