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Got another question for you @Marvin or anyone else that's been here for years

What do you consider to be the greatest missed opportunity for us in all the years of Chris?
 
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This is off topic and I'm not sure if it's been posted here before, but I found this video:

For those of you who don't want to click: its a severely autistic man who works at a few different places 5 days a week. He gets a paycheck, he's held to the same standard as the other employees. (Probably BS, but whatever). I know its a widely known fact that Chris is lazy, but it also blows his not wanting-to-wait-for-an-interview out of the water. He is lazy, a liar (also known), and is destined to be OPL forever and ever. <3
 
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I have a question, I hope @Marvin can answer this:

For the macing gamestop incident, Chris was convicted to community work. What type of community work did he have to do, did he even go to it? And how come we never saw facebook posts about him complaining about the community work?
 
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Goochole said:
I have a question, I hope @Marvin can answer this:

For the macing gamestop incident, Chris was convicted to community work. What type of community work did he have to do, did he even go to it? And how come we never saw facebook posts about him complaining about the community work?
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I remember hearing of that, but I can't find it on the December 26 cwcki page.

I see a mention of community service as a possibility, but I don't know if he actually did any.
 
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Goochole said:
I hope someone can find out because I'd really like to know.
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Wasn't his community service for hitting Michael Snyder to help out in Rocky's church? From what I've read on the CWCki, this amounted to him playing his DS in the pews while Rocky swept around his feet.

I don't know what barb did, if anything, since she got double the hours of community service. Probably just passed it along. The Chandlers have always found ways to slip through the cracks.
 
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Wasn't his community service for hitting Michael Snyder to help out in Rocky's church? From what I've read on the CWCki, this amounted to him playing his DS in the pews while Rocky swept around his feet.

I don't know what barb did, if anything, since she got double the hours of community service. Probably just passed it along. The Chandlers have always found ways to slip through the cracks.
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I bet they let it just slide because they'd rather just not have to deal with a screeching harpy like Barb was at that point.
 
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I found another Chris Chan reference in Sonic Boom, tails sits on a cake, the cake is missing a slice before he sits on it.
Episode 3 6:01
 
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I know the thread was locked, but does anyone think Chris would've put that 25 grand towards a sex change operation? :surprised:
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No he's possibly earmarked that already for some of the larger lego set's he always seems to have his eye's on and possibly some other tat he'd normally buy just in larger amounts, Chris has a very basic understanding of what SRS entails but nothing in great detail from what I can gather he thinks it's a day maybe two in hospital and he comes out looking like a blond bomb shell.

If he's thought about it at all and tried to get it on his insurance they would have told him not i this state and not for you because XYZ, now if he wanted to go to Asia and get it do that would be an option as they just do it in some parts of the world for money but Chris can't really grasp concepts of distance on that scale, or the costs involved he possibly thinks he's be able to put a little away from the tugboat or get a loan for it if he's even thought about that aspect at all.

The thing is OPL like a lot of people who live on or close to the bread line that finds themselves with a sudden windfall tend not to use is wisely, We have already seen evidence of this many a times but if he did luck out and get the 25K he'd blow through it in a month or two and have nothing left to show for it apart from his own portion of the horde became just that little bit bigger.
 
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InTheSidePocket said:
Sex change surgery is expensive. The cost for male to female reassignment is $7,000 to $24,000. The cost for female to male reassignment can exceed $50,000.

Read more: http://www.surgeryencyclopedia.com/Pa-St/Sex-Reassignment-Surgery.html#ixzz4gQf9O5MJ

One of the first hits on SRS. Mostly conducted outside the U.S. though.

If only he hadn't blown the Totem payday we could have us a genuine Christine. :cryblood:
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With 1500 dollars, all Chris could have gotten was a tattoo of a vagina where his taint is.
 
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Actually I am surprised he didn't DIY already. He had no problems thinking he can do an expert's work, from cutting his taint to freezing his sperm to sewing his shirt.
 
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