Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Goochole]

Chris should open up his own lemonade stand.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

I was googling 14 BLC and it is showing up on multiple websites that a Stephen Peirce, Bob Morson, and Kali Page are living with Barb and Chris. Perhaps it's an error? Or the Chandler's are renting half the house to help with bills?
https://rehold.com/Ruckersville+VA/BRANCHLAND+CT
http://neighbor.report/address/14-Branchland-Ct-Ruckersville-VA-22968-USA/76947378_ids
https://homemetry.com/Ruckersville+VA/BRANCHLAND+CT/14

 

[JK_Productions]

Does anyone have a link to the audio from the Catherine date? Preferably the version that's not just mono sound.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

so who would you say is more fucked in the long run, chris for being chris, or cole for forever being known as chris's brother?

 

[Marvin]

Does anyone have a link to the audio from the Catherine date? Preferably the version that's not just mono sound.

The original recording would've just had one audio channel, I'm pretty sure.

Or do you mean that the version you're referring to just has it all on the left channel or some shit?

 

[Goochole]

Chris should grow a beard so he can tell people he's a bearded lady.

 

[Hen in a tie]

I was re watching some of Chris-chan's older videos during his Lovequest and he said He would get a desk job for his love. He really limited himself by making all of his acquaintances local, I think he would've had a better time continuing his love quest online even if it was an attention whore, even the worst would've made Chris better.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I was re watching some of Chris-chan's older videos during his Lovequest and he said He would get a desk job for his love. He really limited himself by making all of his acquaintances local, I think he would've had a better time continuing his love quest online even if it was an attention whore, even the worst would've made Chris better.

Well he's got Doopie now.

 

[Trilby]

I was re watching some of Chris-chan's older videos during his Lovequest and he said He would get a desk job for his love. He really limited himself by making all of his acquaintances local, I think he would've had a better time continuing his love quest online even if it was an attention whore, even the worst would've made Chris better.

If he wanted a desk job, he probably should've taken those classes while he was still in school.

 

[JK_Productions]

The original recording would've just had one audio channel, I'm pretty sure.

Or do you mean that the version you're referring to just has it all on the left channel or some shit?

Yeah the original is broken up into parts and only left ear audio. There was a version on youtube that pieced it all together and split the audio into stereo but I can't find it, I think the channel was removed.

 

[LazloChalos]

I keep getting this nagging feeling that there is a real Chris under all that autism, one that knows how screwed he is but is buried and repressed through distracting endeavors so as not to focus on the depressing truth.

Not that it would be a dramatic improvement over the brittle seaweed mess we currently have.

Less "Split" and more like the final sketch of "That Mitchell and Webb Look"

 

[BurningPewter]

I keep getting this nagging feeling that there is a real Chris under all that autism, one that knows how screwed he is but is buried and repressed through distracting endeavors so as not to focus on the depressing truth.

yeah that sad horrified look he sometimes gives when he looks down, as if he's suddenly realised who he is.

 

[Rottytops]

Chris reacts to "get a job" by erupting into an excuse volcano and it's fitting having been raised to expect handouts and bailouts for an otherwise non-crippling medical condition. Add that over a thick layer of autism, social withdrawal and every prerequisite to suboptimal brain function and you get an immovable object that can't understand the world around it.

His behavior makes me think he's incapable of the level of self-awareness to evoke shame. The clothes are a dead givaway.

 

[Marvin]

Yeah the original is broken up into parts and only left ear audio. There was a version on youtube that pieced it all together and split the audio into stereo but I can't find it, I think the channel was removed.

I might try to put one together.

I keep getting this nagging feeling that there is a real Chris under all that autism, one that knows how screwed he is but is buried and repressed through distracting endeavors so as not to focus on the depressing truth.

Not that it would be a dramatic improvement over the brittle seaweed mess we currently have.

Less "Split" and more like the final sketch of "That Mitchell and Webb Look"

Chris is very consciously worried about how screwed he is when Barb dies. He's talked about it on facebook.

But if you're wondering if he's aware of all his fuckups? Probably not.

Like, consider his face blindness. It's not that Chris can't see faces at all. Chris can see the various details of a face: nose, eyes, mouth, ears. But when it comes time to look at the overall picture, and see how they fit together to make a coherent whole, that's where he falls down. When someone's eyes are too close together, or their face is a bit too long, those features are too subtle for Chris to recognize consistently.

Chris' view of his life is like that. Chris is aware that getting arrested for stuff is bad, and he's aware that it's not good to be unemployed for too long. But he hears about other people getting arrested (for little things, like say a college prank) and other people being out of the workforce for awhile (maybe they got sick or had to care for children or family members), and Chris wonders what makes those people different from him. All the differences he sees are superficial.

Any comparison involving scale or scope is probably going to be too subtle for Chris to master. Especially if Chris is one of the things being compared.

A minor theory I've got is that that's why, when talking about sex, Chris focuses on breasts and vaginas, but he completely ignores things like overall body shape and features like butts. The difference between a nice ass and a flat, uninteresting ass, is too subtle for Chris to scope out. Primary sex characteristics are very important to Chris because they're difficult to misidentify.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

View attachment 218300 View attachment 218299 I was googling 14 BLC and it is showing up on multiple websites that a Stephen Peirce, Bob Morson, and Kali Page are living with Barb and Chris. Perhaps it's an error? Or the Chandler's are renting half the house to help with bills?
https://rehold.com/Ruckersville+VA/BRANCHLAND+CT
http://neighbor.report/address/14-Branchland-Ct-Ruckersville-VA-22968-USA/76947378_ids
https://homemetry.com/Ruckersville+VA/BRANCHLAND+CT/14

I'd guess an error for following reasons:

1. Those sites are generally unreliable
2. If there was someone else living there, we'd have heard about it
3. The Chandlers as landlords would not end well
4. Who would want to live there?

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Chris reacts to "get a job" by erupting into an excuse volcano and it's fitting having been raised to expect handouts and bailouts for an otherwise non-crippling medical condition. Add that over a thick layer of autism, social withdrawal and every prerequisite to suboptimal brain function and you get an immovable object that can't understand the world around it.

His behavior makes me think he's incapable of the level of self-awareness to evoke shame. The clothes are a dead givaway.

The phrase "crippling autism" exists for a reason, but I'd agree that Chris definitely isn't too innately exceptional to work. Quite a few mildly exceptional people have jobs, even if only part time.

 

[Laughs_Under_Lucricities]

Here's a question I don't think anyone's brought up:

Barb dies, whatever then happens to Chris, whether he's still somehow able to keep living at 14 Branchland until he dies or is evicted, whatever; what would then become of that house? A once beautiful abode destroyed by the Chandlers. Demolished after being rebuilt (of course if Chris still lives there for years, this point is moot) or will some brave person buy it on discount and attempt to restore it?

It'll be a real life:

 

[BurningPewter]

Something has just occurred to me - has Chris ever laughed - like a real spontaneous laugh to something he finds amusing? Heck, has he ever even fake laughed? He sits and watched family guy and stuff but he seems to take them seriously.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Something has just occurred to me - has Chris ever laughed - like a real spontaneous laugh to something he finds amusing? Heck, has he ever even fake laughed? He sits and watched family guy and stuff but he seems to take them seriously.

This has been discussed before, but Chris is notorious for not being able to show emotion, describe it, and a lot of the time experience it. The only emotions Chris has ever shown are excitement over leggo and toys, lust, impotent rage, and a limited display for a fondness of himself, his pets, and his parents. That's another reason why Chris should not be allowed to ruin a child; children need a wide range of emotional stimuli, and the ones that Chris expresses are usually the ones children and infants should never be exposed to.

 

[Trilby]

This has been discussed before, but Chris is notorious for not being able to show emotion, describe it, and a lot of the time experience it. The only emotions Chris has ever shown are excitement over leggo and toys, lust, impotent rage, and a limited display for a fondness of himself, his pets, and his parents. That's another reason why Chris should not be allowed to ruin a child; children need a wide range of emotional stimuli, and the ones that Chris expresses are usually the ones children and infants should never be exposed to.

Practically an instinctual animal.