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GoGoNoJo said:
Can Chris do anything competently? That was what stuck out to me the most when I first discovered him; he was bad at everything. There was no subject or activity in which he showed any skill or ability.
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I thought I would give him the benefit of the doubt this one time.

Most unfortunately, it was all doubt and no benefit for me.

Chris can't do one goddamn thing right. He can't hold down a cleaning job at Wendy's, he can't carry a tune, he can't learn to draw after 25 years of drawing and apparently the only thing he succeeds at besides being bad at everything is being duller than lead paint drying.

Being bad at things and being boring seem to be the only two things he excels at.

Jesus Christ.
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Michael Snyder should have been unironically armed that day, taken care of business, and saved a old woman from being raped.
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Can you imagine if the GAMe PLACe incident had happened now instead of back in 2011? There'd be bodycam footage from the cops making the arrest. And likely also footage from bystanders of the incident itself, which I imagine would play out similar to that new infamous footage from Minnesota -- though sans the shooting, and with more van ramming.

GoGoNoJo said:
Can Chris do anything competently?
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Being a freak?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Can you imagine if the GAMe PLACe incident had happened now instead of back in 2011? There'd be bodycam footage from the cops making the arrest. And likely also footage from bystanders of the incident itself, which I imagine would play out similar to that new infamous footage from Minnesota -- though sans the shooting, and with more van ramming.
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Well, we have the arrest footage from 2021.

It always felt weird seeing it all unfold from a distance but up close it was ... uneventful. Not normal but not too crazy. Chris cooperated even if he was lore dumping half the time.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What if the Target arrest in the '00s was recorded on bodycam? That one where he was piled on and "cried blood"? I guess it could've gone more boring than "Honor Roll" said.
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Tbf, Chris only SAID that happened.

The only reason he would have needed that (piled on and hogtied lawl) is if he was EXTREMELY difficult.

I've seen them do it on bodycam but only when absolutely warranted and even then I only ever feel sorry for the poor Jerkops.

At least the ones I've seen are true heroes for the bullshit people put them through... I'm not, however, without some compassion if the arrestee is going through a very hard life trial.

Chris is not one of those people, though.
 
GoGoNoJo said:
Can Chris do anything competently? That was what stuck out to me the most when I first discovered him; he was bad at everything. There was no subject or activity in which he showed any skill or ability.
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He's proven to be a half-decent video editor when he actually puts in effort (though he very rarely does). His Holding Out For a Hero music video was about as well-edited as it could be given the garbage footage, and assuming it was actually edited by Chris and not Caden, the Resurrected and Returned video was also well-made for a shitpost.

The fact that he could work with HTML at all was also pretty significant for the late 90s/early 2000s even if his websites looked like shit, though looking at CWClight, he definitely hasn't kept up with that.

He's apparently a surprisingly good Tetris player, and there was a period in 2019-2020 when seemingly experienced players would post on Reddit about losing to him.

Finally, he seems to have had a decent knowledge of Photoshop for a while, and put together some pretty clean edits (art notwithstanding) for Sonichu 6:
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That's about all I can think of though across all skills, which for a man in his 40s is telling.
 
King Kiwi said:
Well, we have the arrest footage from 2021.

It always felt weird seeing it all unfold from a distance but up close it was ... uneventful. Not normal but not too crazy. Chris cooperated even if he was lore dumping half the time.
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He did fart and possibly shat himself. He also told magichan to punch the cops too on the body cam.
 
King Kiwi said:
Well, we have the arrest footage from 2021.

It always felt weird seeing it all unfold from a distance but up close it was ... uneventful. Not normal but not too crazy. Chris cooperated even if he was lore dumping half the time.
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What struck me the most from the 2021 arrest footage was the way that Chris attempts to just walk away right at the start... then immediately complies when they whip out the Taser.



It's a strategy that probably worked fairly well for him throughout his life. If he were to cause a ruckus at the mall, as long as he didn't hurt anybody, the rent-a-cops Jerkops would try to give him a talking-to, and he could just leave. From their perspective, it was problem solved. He's gone, at least for now. Real law enforcement, however, takes no shit from anyone when an honest-to-goodness crime has occurred. That's why things went so sideways for Chris when he trespassed at the GAMe Place and ran over Snyder with his car -- or when he maced that GameStop guy. His usual tactic of; 'I don't like this; I'm leaving" was no longer a valid solution to the problem.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
What struck me the most from the 2021 arrest footage was the way that Chris attempts to just walk away right at the start... then immediately complies when they whip out the Taser.
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Yeah, you're right, he tried to walk out.

Acoustic Virgin said:
It's a strategy that probably worked fairly well for him throughout his life. If he were to cause a ruckus at the mall, as long as he didn't hurt anybody, the rent-a-cops Jerkops would try to give him a talking-to, and he could just leave. From their perspective, it was problem solved. He's gone, at least for now. Real law enforcement, however, takes no shit from anyone when an honest-to-goodness crime has occurred. That's why things went so sideways for Chris when he trespassed at the GAMe Place and ran over Snyder with his car -- or when he maced that GameStop guy. His usual tactic of; 'I don't like this; I'm leaving" was no longer a valid solution to the problem.
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As well the other interacting with the cops were slaps on the wrist. But Chris knew he fucked up hence why he was on the run. He raped his mom and stole her money. But he didn't fight because of the trade but second he knew he fucked up.

Spoiled retarded man children will try to run away from responsibility all the time though. It's never their fault. I worked with a couple of them in retail years ago and their egos needed to be stroked to do anything. And when something is wrong, it's not their fault. Seeing them fired was always came with high fives and smiles.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
What struck me the most from the 2021 arrest footage was the way that Chris attempts to just walk away right at the start... then immediately complies when they whip out the Taser.

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It's a strategy that probably worked fairly well for him throughout his life. If he were to cause a ruckus at the mall, as long as he didn't hurt anybody, the rent-a-cops Jerkops would try to give him a talking-to, and he could just leave. From their perspective, it was problem solved. He's gone, at least for now. Real law enforcement, however, takes no shit from anyone when an honest-to-goodness crime has occurred. That's why things went so sideways for Chris when he trespassed at the GAMe Place and ran over Snyder with his car -- or when he maced that GameStop guy. His usual tactic of; 'I don't like this; I'm leaving" was no longer a valid solution to the problem.
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Hmm. Never noticed that b4.

Where does he think he's going to go in handcuffs even if he did get away?
 
King Kiwi said:
Hmm. Never noticed that b4.

Where does he think he's going to go in handcuffs even if he did get away?
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It's just his lizard brain kicking in because his normal brain was so overwhelmed with what was going on. Basically he was on auto pilot. "I don't like this so I'm going to get away from it".

He's learned in the past, from multiple instances, that the cops aren't going to fuck around, and he is in no condition to try to run or fight. You can see it in his expression when the cop threatened him with his Taser that Chris realized he had no options left and if he decided to tard out, then there would be consequences.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It's just his lizard brain kicking in because his normal brain was so overwhelmed with what was going on. Basically he was on auto pilot. "I don't like this so I'm going to get away from it".

He's learned in the past, from multiple instances, that the cops aren't going to fuck around, and he is in no condition to try to run or fight. You can see it in his expression when the cop threatened him with his Taser that Chris realized he had no options left and if he decided to tard out, then there would be consequences.
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Ngl. I've watched the video a couple of times and the only thing I can see is Chris looking for a fraction of second like he's going to bolt and maybe the flash of a black item between the gap between the officers' arms. I really don't see the taser.

If someone would be so kind as to screencap this, just like in the days of Olde, then we can clearly see what's clearly being pointed out and what we (me) of poor and aged eyesight are missing.
 
themarchivist2 said:
some pretty clean edits (art notwithstanding) for Sonichu 6
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Mentally healthy people don't revive pets who passed away as some "furry" character who's a potential "Sweetheart from the Ground-Up".

D is for Stupid said:
raped his mom and stole her money
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What is the idiotic excuse "Honor Roll" tries using? Didn't he claim a cartoon version of him pulled that crap "in another dimension"?
 
King Kiwi said:
Ngl. I've watched the video a couple of times and the only thing I can see is Chris looking for a fraction of second like he's going to bolt and maybe the flash of a black item between the gap between the officers' arms. I really don't see the taser.

If someone would be so kind as to screencap this, just like in the days of Olde, then we can clearly see what's clearly being pointed out and what we (me) of poor and aged eyesight are missing.
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Right here. It's at the end of the clip I posted. The officer whose body cam footage is shown is pointing the Taser (possibly this model) at CWC and its laser sight thing is shining on his abdomen. Just prior to this, the camera is very close to Chris as it appears he's trying to exit, and the officers de-escalate the situation by saying: "You're not gonna do that."
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
I have seen Chris crooked, doorknob-like mongopenis, his taint cut open, him sitting bareassed on a cake, him having ungodly sex with pillows and inflatable dolls, but somehow, his "dancing" in this video is Chris at his most vomitive for me.

It's like if he was hollowed out and a bunch of ferrets were drunk driving his skin.
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While mentioning his ungodly sexual conquests you left out the part where ol' Chris banged his mother.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
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Right here. It's at the end of the clip I posted. The officer whose body cam footage is shown is pointing the Taser (possibly this model) at CWC and its laser sight thing is shining on his abdomen. Just prior to this, the camera is very close to Chris as it appears he's trying to exit, and the officers de-escalate the situation by saying: "You're not gonna do that."
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Thank you, should have been obvious.

I'd pay for THAT Taser if it was signed by the cops.
 
Acoustic Virgin said:
It's a strategy that probably worked fairly well for him throughout his life. If he were to cause a ruckus at the mall, as long as he didn't hurt anybody, the rent-a-cops Jerkops would try to give him a talking-to, and he could just leave. From their perspective, it was problem solved. He's gone, at least for now. Real law enforcement, however, takes no shit from anyone when an honest-to-goodness crime has occurred. That's why things went so sideways for Chris when he trespassed at the GAMe Place and ran over Snyder with his car -- or when he maced that GameStop guy. His usual tactic of; 'I don't like this; I'm leaving" was no longer a valid solution to the problem.
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For all the yelling and screeching about jerkops, Chris is surprisingly complacent when presented with people who have actual authority over him. He can whine and bitch and scream at a mall security guard because he subconsciously knows they can't actually do anything to him, but when it's a real cop, he knows that it's someone with the capability to make him face actual consequences for being a dickhead.

Even during the Game Place incident, Barbara was the one charged with trying to assault an officer, not Chris. When he's pissed off the actual police, some part of him knows that it's already game over, and it's easier to just suck it up and take the L. Anything else he does is just going to make the problem worse.
 
CFC-12 said:
Even during the Game Place incident, Barbara was the one charged with trying to assault an officer, not Chris. When he's pissed off the actual police, some part of him knows that it's already game over, and it's easier to just suck it up and take the L. Anything else he does is just going to make the problem worse.
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I think the only reason Chris didn't cop a charge like at the Game Place was because he was already stuffed and cuffed. He did however go absolutely nuclear when they took Barb down. Chris would definitely have gotten a felony if he wasn't already restrained.
 
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