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themarchivist2 said:
There's something about Chris since he got out of jail that I find odd and noticeable. Aside from the obvious issue of never providing evidence that he didn't fuck Barb (because he has no evidence), Chris has yet to even offer a story as to how Bella supposedly manipulated him in the first place. He constantly says that she tricked him or took his words out of context, but he's never even attempted to make up an explanation for how that actually happened, and actively refuses to go into any detail even when people press him on it. I feel like in the past when Chris has lied about stuff like this, he goes to some (often elaborate) length to justify it, but with this specifically he seems unwilling to.
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He's probably mostly forgotten she exists.

I mean if you reminded him he would definitely remember but Chris isn't someone who thinks about people who cease to be useful to him in some way.
 
themarchivist2 said:
Chris has yet to even offer a story as to how Bella supposedly manipulated him in the first place. He constantly says that she tricked him or took his words out of context, but he's never even attempted to make up an explanation for how that actually happened, and actively refuses to go into any detail even when people press him on it. I feel like in the past when Chris has lied about stuff like this, he goes to some (often elaborate) length to justify it, but with this specifically he seems unwilling to.
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IDK if Chris ever says she manipulated him just that she tried to manipulate him.

Chris's long winded explanation of the incest call/texts cannot be found in videos, but in the streams he gives a cope about swapping memories with his evil counterpart that actually did have sex with Barb so he could test Bella (along with other friends) and get sent to Jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at Everfree Northwest.

I'm guessing the reason Chris doesn't give this explanation is because it makes it seem like to totally did the incest. The part about the memory transfer is especially fucked.
This stream is where Chris talks about Sockness and Memory transfer
12:22: Chris begins to ramble about how he did not have sex with his mother, saying (at 13:42) he accessed the memories of a self counterpart in a distant alternate timeline to ensure he went to jail in Virginia and not Washington.

This is Chirs talking about the Shattered Glass Dimension
29:40: Chris explains that his counterpart in the Shattered Glass Universe was the one who committed incest with Barb.
 
themarchivist2 said:
There's something about Chris since he got out of jail that I find odd and noticeable. Aside from the obvious issue of never providing evidence that he didn't fuck Barb (because he has no evidence), Chris has yet to even offer a story as to how Bella supposedly manipulated him in the first place. He constantly says that she tricked him or took his words out of context, but he's never even attempted to make up an explanation for how that actually happened, and actively refuses to go into any detail even when people press him on it. I feel like in the past when Chris has lied about stuff like this, he goes to some (often elaborate) length to justify it, but with this specifically he seems unwilling to.
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From what I remember about Chris's first excuse, was that he was vetting Bella, and to a smaller extent, Null, by telling them an outrageous story and them ratting him out. Chris then was sent to jail because they failed him, after all, that's what those dastardly trolls do.

Remember in one of his first streams, Chris got confronted with a guy who called him out about his "stupid lie"? This was because Chris can't view other avenues. He says he spent 2 years in jail because of some autismo test and expects everyone to accept it, because he did.

Chris is a bad fucking liar.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
From what I remember about Chris's first excuse, was that he was vetting Bella
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Chris's default excuse is to claim any mistake in which he did not see the potential outcome is "foreseeing the foretold events as Jesus" or whatever horseshit. It is, psychologically, a get out of jail free card for him. He HAD to do X or Y idiotic event to set person A or B to "test them".
 
Honey Pie said:
Chris's long winded explanation of the incest call/texts cannot be found in videos, but in the streams he gives a cope about swapping memories with his evil counterpart that actually did have sex with Barb so he could test Bella (along with other friends) and get sent to Jail in Virginia rather than Washington and so he could avoid meeting Sockness at Everfree Northwest.
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So instead of just saying "Nah, I'm good, I don't feel like going to the Con, I'll stay home", he makes everybody believe he is a beyond disgusting sex criminal and gets jailed for two years. Only Chris could come up with such a nonsensical cope.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
From what I remember about Chris's first excuse, was that he was vetting Bella, and to a smaller extent, Null, by telling them an outrageous story and them ratting him out. Chris then was sent to jail because they failed him, after all, that's what those dastardly trolls do.

Remember in one of his first streams, Chris got confronted with a guy who called him out about his "stupid lie"? This was because Chris can't view other avenues. He says he spent 2 years in jail because of some autismo test and expects everyone to accept it, because he did.

Chris is a bad fucking liar.
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Didn't he also say he went to jail for our sins and it was all part of the divine plan or some garbage like that at some point?
 
If "Chris Chan" were to really do a "redemption arc", he'd:

* give up on that Christ posing
* give up on the "Tomgirl" shit
* admit he committed the incest
* admit that he has a large ego
* admit that he's really stupid

So the "redemption arc" means "Chris Chan" stops being CWC.
 
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Varis said:
Chris seems to be trying to rewrite reality again. I expect him to get increasingly agitated and angry as the Japanese Xitter account ignores his demands.

We may be heading towards a new blarms incident.
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Not if Caden has anything to do with it.

Although just how much he cares about Chris at this point is anyone's guess; may be at that roommate's phase.

Still, what are the odds that this role-playing game from 11 years ago all of a sudden just makes a new iteration (had to Google it no idea what this CPU stuff really was) and decides they're going to make a blue heart CPU character.

Looks like they range from Nintendo to PlayStation etc., I mean Chris could always change it to Cobalt heart, or maybe electric blue heart (that is actually a color and it goes with the lightning bolts) or hey how about Navy CPU.

This doesn't have to be a blarms, he just has to get creative is all.
 
Do you ever think about the fact that chris made cards for Eevails (Eevee + Tails fusion) but never actually added it to the comic?
And I'm pretty sure neither he did add eeveelutions into his shitty comics in general.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Odd how "Honor Roll" never really fixated on Tails somehow. Tails has a prominent role in that cartoon he "just won" the sweepstakes to, and is that 2nd player in Sonic 2&3.
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Same thing with Pikachu. He's one half of Sonichu's identity but Chris couldn't care much; tbf he's Generation X and would probably focus more on Sonic lore.

Whereas the millennial will focus more on the Pokemon aspect probably.

But fair is fair, he ignores Tails and for the most part Pikachu and Sega ignores him about Blarms and Neptunia graciously but indirectly provides us some content.

At least no one creating these games is admitting to trolling Chris so it must be indirect.

MLP didn't mind trolling Chris a little bit.
 
TheMightyCluck said:
tbf he's Generation X
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Wikipedia on ''Millennials'' said:
The Pew Research Center defines millennials as the people born from 1981 to 1996
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"Chris Chan" is a "Millennial" and among the oldest of them.

MLP didn't mind trolling Chris a little bit.
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Didn't they make some background pony character as a parody?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
As quoted above, the "Millennials" are now defined as those born between 1981 and 1996, so that means "Chris Chan" is about a year younger than the oldest of the generation.
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Fair enough.

ToroidalBoat said:
So Ian Brandon Anderson gets trolled, yet again?
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Oh yeah, the CPU debacle for Chris will either fizzle out or intensify.

It's being a cobra going up against a taipan.

Yeah people know who you are, they're still going to take pictures of you or film you and then run away but they're going to film a little longer, get a little closer and not run fast enough for that taipan.

Besides, that taipan is more venomous anyways and people are never not going to be interested in Chris.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Odd how "Honor Roll" never really fixated on Tails somehow. Tails has a prominent role in that cartoon he "just won" the sweepstakes to, and is that 2nd player in Sonic 2&3.
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I remember playing Super Mario, Metal Slug and Bubble Bobble with my brother and taking a liking for player 2 characters.
Maybe its because I'm the younger one, or it could be that I genuinely find the secondary protagonist more interesting in general.
Chris is the younger brother, but I don't think he ever played vydia with his brother like I did with mine, the age gap was simply too big and there could be no competition but I dunno, maybe he would have found a liking to Tails if his brother was a little younger and was forced at least a couple times to play as Luigi.
 
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