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Delusions are curious things. I've seen people who are so wrapped up in them that it's completely impossible for them to separate fantasy from reality. Chris isn't that bad yet, but I'm starting to wonder if that's his goal.
If he tries too hard he may actually break his mind. He's going to reject our reality and replace it with his own.
 
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Sho'nuff said:
I don't think Chris would open up to you the same way as to someone that he wants to bang.

I don't mean that maliciously. Just saying I think Chris acts towards you the same he would other people he might be familiar with. The real Chris is hidden in his room and with people he for some reason trusts implicitly.
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I don't talk to Chris.

Edit: Well, except he spoke to me for some bizarre reason as Night Star. But yeah.
 
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GethN7 said:
I greatly suspect he has another, far sadder reason for his continual detachment from reality.

Reality is his greatest troll, no question. In the real world, he's a loser by all objective measures in basically every field of endeavor, and that has got to wound him, while in his fantasies he's actually a successful person, and given how he never matured past his childhood, that fantasy world is more and more an escape from a reality that is only getting more cruel as he ages.
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This actually is a fairly solid explaination. Much like another fellow on here said last night, that maybe he doesn't actually believe this is real- he wants to -... it's actually kind of sad.
 
I think I can shine a little light in this. Chris is lazy. Very lazy. There's countless examples of his laziness from his youngest days up until pretty much this minute. He always finds the easiest route; not even the most convienient, just something that'll get h just to where he wants. He loves his sedentary lifestyle and would never give it up. That's why he wants a girlfriend to take care of him because anything that gets in the way of him doing what he wants the way he,wants to is a problem he'd rather not deal with. Getting him to do anything requires a lot of coaxing and constant reminders because he'll block it out almost instantly. He listens to binaural beats because all he has to do is turn it on and poof, it works its magic. He eats out because cooking takes too much time. He smears estrogel all over his belly because it requires no actual labor. For awhile he was even horking down fenugreek seeds because he could turn into a woman through the power of eating.

Chris does have delusions, sure, but if you really look into it almost all of them can be derived from laziness.

And autism.
 
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Chris's grammar fascinates me. Like, where did get the idea to capitalize random words and phrases?
 
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Chris's grammar fascinates me. Like, where did get the idea to capitalize random words and phrases?
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He probably made it up entirely from his complete lack of a grasp on English. Like all his strange mannerisms, they're him trying to be normal by trying to understand how society works but not bothering to completely understand something, and completely misinterpreting the little he did learn.

It's pretty simple, small words mean you're just stringing concepts together, they aren't very important, but BIG WORDS MEAN YOU'RE YELLING OR TRYING TO GET AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POINT ACROSS, and of course, Capitalizing Names is Normal, but So Is Capitalizing Verbs, Nouns, Concepts, or Important Abstract Concepts while Not Yelling.

This all sounds like a very convoluted system, but this is what Chris assumed was normal. There's no solid rules to it, though. Chris capitalizes what he feels like he wants to depending on his mood, but that's the general rule system. If he's more relaxed, he'll usually do the random caps less frequently, but if he's stressed out he'll do it more. I guess it's because he really needs people to understand where he's coming from in a given situation when he's in the spotlight, so time to bring out those capital letters to make absolutely sure people get what he's saying.
 
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Currently studying about these "what-if":

1.What if CWC got 50% less sugar doseage taken for her life?(Autism & sugar/sugar substitute related?)
2.What if CWC living in denser neighborhood (town) or even small like Hong Kong or Singapore?
(Autism awareness and community support)
3.What if CWC decided use Psychedelic drugs(e.g. LSD) to help her situation?('ego' & 'the real deal')
4.What if CWC born 20yrs earlier?(no internet)

Sounds an interesting project
 
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Subconcious Offense said:
Nevermind, I found something. Apparently they are just depicted as troll dolls.

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With little USB plugs!
 
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I had one I've been sitting on for a bit. How the hell is this man real? I mean just... in generally speaking no amount of failure and suckage collusion should exist to this degree. I remember hearing about him years ago when I frst got really into the internet and going "Nah this guy can't exist" then suddenly finding pictures, YouTube clips, all that delicious early shit. Here we are over a decade later and I'm still lost as to how the FUCK CWC is even real. There's no scientific explanation for this much failure or suckage. Someone help me figure it out.
 
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NinFreakLan said:
I had one I've been sitting on for a bit. How the hell is this man real? I mean just... in generally speaking no amount of failure and suckage collusion should exist to this degree. I remember hearing about him years ago when I frst got really into the internet and going "Nah this guy can't exist" then suddenly finding pictures, YouTube clips, all that delicious early shit. Here we are over a decade later and I'm still lost as to how the FUCK CWC is even real. There's no scientific explanation for this much failure or suckage. Someone help me figure it out.
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Mostly due to his ancient, paranoid parents (especially Barb) doing essentially the opposite of everything they should have done.
Here's a list of all of their major fuckups:
  • They gave birth to him when they were already ancient, when their genes were fucked up and making sure his were too
  • They used television to babysit him and hardly spent any time with him personally
  • They bribed him to do anything with the promise of toys, ensuring his materialism
  • They actively avoided therapy and any help for his personality and autism, even resorting to moving to escape it
  • They tried to secure his social security benefits by telling him he can never work or try to find work or else they'll get taken away from him by the government (not true)
It's really all their fault. Chris was always destined to be an autistic idiot due to his parent's genes and general location of his upbringing (hick town USA), but with proper help he could have been relatively normal and successful, maybe even better than his bother Cole (who's almost as bad as chris but at least he can take care of himself and get a wife).
 
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The Fool said:
Mostly due to his ancient, paranoid parents (especially Barb) doing essentially the opposite of everything they should have done. It's really all their fault.
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Dude in summary it's like if my parents were shit and didn't get me help or my dad didn't kick my ass those few times. I could've been Kentucky Chris.

Upon reflection: Thank you Farmers for welcoming me and helping me realize I'm not Kentucky Chris and that this is possibly the "best" timeline I could live in.
 
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Crayola non-toxic marker ink. Women's underwear. Crayola fuckin' model magic. Paper.

Long ago, the lolcows lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Troll Nation attacked.

Only the Avatard, master of all four autistic elements, could stop them by making them double over with laughter. But when the internet needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my 4chan and I discovered the new Avatard, a sexually confused autist named Chris, and although his paperbending skills are great imaginary, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.

But I believe Chris can shit himself and do nothing.

*yawn*
 
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Someone brought is up elsewhere but figured I share it here anyway. Tony of
LadyMayhem said:
One of the sadder aspects of Chris's upbringing was that he learned how to read via closed captioning.
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I remember that. Wonder if they had to buy a decoder or a new TV set for him to do it with?
 
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