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Why on Earth would he use that photo?

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Does anybody actually believe Chris to be trans?
Personally it seems like he is using his stereotypical view of women to be a "happier" person, because we all know girls just like to go shop and have fun, yay!!
The good people here respect Christine's identity as a woman and celebrate her finally embracing her true gender.
Laziness. Chris has used pictures from the Cwcki in the past.Why on Earth would he use that photo?
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To look more "attractive" than how he does at present of course.Why on Earth would he use that photo?
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He simply thinks that looks like a paragon of masculine beauty and he sees absolutely nothing wrong with that acne-scarred face, deadfish stare, posture, clown clothes and autistic trinkets, or being surrounded by childish toys.Why on Earth would he use that photo?
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Of course that too (It's weird he is using pre tranny pics. Maybe it's because of laziness).Laziness. Chris has used pictures from the Cwcki in the past.
Chris stares into the camera looking haunted and stricken, mumbling, "what the hell am I doing". Then pulls this creepy frozen smile with asian eyes and shouts "kawaii!" then suddenly looks stricken again. One of the most chilling things I've seen of Chris IMO.
Because either he doesn't realize how bad it looks, or because he knows the photo is pretty well known and easy way to recognize him.Why on Earth would he use that photo?
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I'd say he only cared about ruining a perfectly fine cake and the 9 "american dollars" he spent on it.I've only ever 'seen' the audio-only version, which I'd say is even creepier. The way that the first 'what the hell am I doing' comes from a place of genuine confusion, even numbed, self-disgusted shock. But then, he realises that china is on the line here, and breaks out the forced wackiness for the repeat and the 'kawaii'. You can hear the exact point where the misguidance and self-delusion batter down the fragile hope of a man momentarily seeing, and repulsed by, his own wretchedness...only to lose the fight an instant later. Lovecraftian.
I don't remember the thing about his myspace. I would imagined it would've been documented had it happened.Random: some stuff I remembered that's not on the CWCki.
Chris' Myspace page used to be hacked regularly. When I'd go online I'd check his page and lol because there would be flying pickles all over his profile page: big pickles gently floating down the screen like leaves. And his profile photo would sometimes be a pickle or the pickle man himself, a pickle would be in his "about me" section, etc.
This started right after the arrival of the Man in the Pickle Suit. Maybe a little bit before then because I vaguely recall a brief amount of time between people learning about his hatred of pickles and the arrival of the MITPS.
Chris would always get control of his page again within a day or two, sometimes within hours. And he'd post something like, "the man in the pickle suit hacked my Myspace. Sorry." I also sorta recall him thanking the MITPS (or just "the trolls") for giving him his page back at least one time.
And this one I'm much less sure of, but wasn't Chris' house one of the places where people would regularly send pizzas, and other kinds of takeout, and god knows what else COD? That was happening to a number of people back then. I never bothered doing that so I couldn't say who it happened to.
tl;dr Chris has always been trolled
Did he ever have a password that was “Sonichu” or something really easy to guess? I suppose that could technically count as hacking.Though, we should probably get something straight: Nothing of Chris' has ever been hacked. Nothing. That's just the dumb excuse we gave Chris to explain it.
In fact, you should be incredibly suspicious of anyone who says their facebook/gmail account has been "hacked". What actually happens is that they're loose with their password and gave it out to the wrong people.
I don't remember the thing about his myspace. I would imagined it would've been documented had it happened.
Also, people didn't really regularly send Chris pizzas and stuff. They've done it a few times (and in fact, one time we sent Chris hookers, which is on the cwcki), but it's been those few times over the course of a decade now.
Though, we should probably get something straight: Nothing of Chris' has ever been hacked. Nothing. That's just the dumb excuse we gave Chris to explain it.
In fact, you should be incredibly suspicious of anyone who says their facebook/gmail account has been "hacked". What actually happens is that they're loose with their password and gave it out to the wrong people.