Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Rupin]

I'd say it depends on your definition of success.

The content sucked for us, but it was successful in the sense that he fell for it.

Yea but aren't there always complainers during a saga? Those were impatient people griping about nothing interesting happening until it did. I seem to recall a lot of people hating bluespike when he was trolling Chris with Jackie and then you had people complaining about the way the Catherine saga went down.

To me, the Jessica saga produced better results than both of those sagas. Jessica kept real lowkey when it came to keeping weens and other potential trolls out of the con and she got Chris emotionally invested in her making him produce several videos for us to view until we(I really mean she, even though he blames us) finally got that tard rage out of him.
And we are still seeing the aftermath of that today. That's why I think Jessica was one of the better trolls because of the results she got.

 

[asperhes]

I'd say it depends on your definition of success.

The content sucked for us, but it was successful in the sense that he fell for it.

The content didn't suck.

 

[Marvin]

Yea but aren't there always complainers during a saga? Those were impatient people griping about nothing interesting happening until it did. I seem to recall a lot of people hating bluespike when he was trolling Chris with Jackie and then you had people complaining about the way the Catherine saga went down.

To me, the Jessica saga produced better results than both of those sagas. Jessica kept real lowkey when it came to keeping weens and other potential trolls out of the con and she got Chris emotionally invested in her making him produce several videos for us to view until we(I really mean she, even though he blames us) finally got that tard rage out of him.
And we are still seeing the aftermath of that today. That's why I think Jessica was one of the better trolls because of the results she got.

I think getting videos was an unintentional consequence of her real goal: cockblocking content.

She was trying to shut down Doopie stuff and I suspect she was trying to cockblock the Q&A.

 

[Done]

I think getting videos was an unintentional consequence of her real goal: cockblocking content.

She was trying to shut down Doopie stuff and I suspect she was trying to cockblock the Q&A.

A lot of people need to understand that (she) was trying to completely monopolize him to herself. The Q&A had far far more potential to be funny rather than some shrieking video with limited replay value..

 

[allisonamber]

If and when Chris overdoeses on fanta and lives the rest of his eternal life in Cwcville, how would we find out? Would a long hiatus be enough to know or would Kim Wilson / any other friend possibly tip us off?

 

[Syaoran Li]

If and when Chris overdoeses on fanta and lives the rest of his eternal life in Cwcville, how would we find out? Would a long hiatus be enough to know or would Kim Wilson / any other friend possibly tip us off?

If I remember correctly, we've had long periods of inactivity before, so if we were to learn of Chris's demise, it would have to be through a friend or someone else who is in the know.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If and when Chris overdoeses on fanta and lives the rest of his eternal life in Cwcville, how would we find out? Would a long hiatus be enough to know or would Kim Wilson / any other friend possibly tip us off?

I am guessing that if Barb were alive, she would notice and Kim or someone would find out.

If Barb were not alive, it'd be found out when the bills stopped getting paid. I get the feeling that someone in the area would see the newspaper article about a fat manchild dying from a fanta coma and his cats surviving by eating his fatty flesh

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I wasn't sure where else to post this, but apparently I've been on kiwi farms reading about Chris too much because while browsing Redbox I received this advertisement:
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I've never even been to this site.
Chris' outfit for comparison:

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I see it also suggested that you watch Boss Baby. Evidently the algorithms it uses picked up on the fact that you follow a manbaby.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

The content didn't suck.

It was all terrible. The only funny things were the fat Rosechu and the videos (which Jessica was not directly involved with). Everything else was just the same boring Facebook posts and tweets but worse because Chris was being told to say it.

 

[just some jerk]

I think getting videos was an unintentional consequence of her real goal: cockblocking content.

She was trying to shut down Doopie stuff and I suspect she was trying to cockblock the Q&A.

Why would she want to stop the Q&A? She's set back the field of Christorical research!

 

[CWCissey]

Why would she want to stop the Q&A? She's set back the field of Christorical research!

Maybe she was terrified we'd rumble her?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Maybe she was terrified we'd rumble her?

I figured this was probably the reason. This place was full of people talking about Jessica, mostly saying that she was a troll. While Chris is the king of wishful thinking, there was a possibility that one of us would convince him she wasn't real. Made sense to get him out of here as quickly as possible.

 

[Done]

I figured this was probably the reason. This place was full of people talking about Jessica, mostly saying that she was a troll. While Chris is the king of wishful thinking, there was a possibility that one of us would convince him she wasn't real. Made sense to get him out of here as quickly as possible.

There are many possible reasons, off the top of my head I can think that:

1) Chris could inadvertently reveal info that could lead to her real dox. We don't exactly know what she told him to get him to trust her.
2) If Chris regularly answers Q&As with us, then whatever materials she got out of him may get obsolete very quickly.
3) She wants to isolate him and keep him focused on whatever stuff she wants to troll him into doing.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

There are many possible reasons, off the top of my head I can think that:

1) Chris could inadvertently reveal info that could lead to her real dox. We don't exactly know what she told him to get him to trust her.
2) If Chris regularly answers Q&As with us, then whatever materials she got out of him may get obsolete very quickly.
3) She wants to isolate him and keep him focused on whatever stuff she wants to troll him into doing.

I don't think #1 is the case since he all but admitted that he didn't have her real account. The others I agree with.

I have zero idea what her motivations behind it were, but if I had to guess, she didn't really care that much and just used it as an excuse to break up with him before their date. She would've come up with another reason or some excuse (i.e. she's "sick" or something) otherwise

 

[Done]

I don't think #1 is the case since he all but admitted that he didn't have her real account. The others I agree with.

I have zero idea what her motivations behind it were, but if I had to guess, she didn't really care that much and just used it as an excuse to break up with him before their date. She would've come up with another reason or some excuse (i.e. she's "sick" or something) otherwise

Her excuse for leaving him in itself was very telling imo.. Most trollsonas would either end the relationship thru death or would explicitly end it due to Chris's many general faults (Lack of a job, hygiene etc) without pinning it on outside parties like this.. Because just toying with a tard's heart like that and getting him to hate someone else would be a very cruel alternative to the usual trollsona end.

The rushed way she ended it and the full account wipedown tells me that the whole thing was done in a hurry.. Maybe there was indeed a threat to the person behind Jessica, or it was her trying to gaslight him while taking the opportunity to cover up their path. We don't know that for sure and may never know..

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Her excuse for leaving him in itself was very telling imo.. Most trollsonas would either end the relationship thru death or would explicitly end it due to Chris's many general faults (Lack of a job, hygiene etc) without pinning it on outside parties like this.. Because just toying with a tard's heart like that and getting him to hate someone else would be a very cruel alternative to the usual trollsona end.

The rushed way she ended it and the full account wipedown tells me that the whole thing was done in a hurry.. Maybe there was indeed a threat to the person behind Jessica, or it was her trying to gaslight him while taking the opportunity to cover up their path. We don't know that for sure and may never know..

Honestly with Jessica its quite obvious that whoever this person was they didn't know how to keep things going or how to end it. Or maybe the person was legit worried about the prospect of Chris actually visiting her. And they know that there are only so many excuses someone can give Chris before even he starts to smell something fishy. (Other than himself of course)

 

[Marvin]

Her excuse for leaving him in itself was very telling imo.. Most trollsonas would either end the relationship thru death or would explicitly end it due to Chris's many general faults (Lack of a job, hygiene etc) without pinning it on outside parties like this.. Because just toying with a tard's heart like that and getting him to hate someone else would be a very cruel alternative to the usual trollsona end.

The rushed way she ended it and the full account wipedown tells me that the whole thing was done in a hurry.. Maybe there was indeed a threat to the person behind Jessica, or it was her trying to gaslight him while taking the opportunity to cover up their path. We don't know that for sure and may never know..

For the record, she deactivated her account. She can always reactivate it at any moment.

There's the possibility she brings the account back in a month and starts it all up again.

That's not terribly likely, but it's possible.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

If Chris believes Cwcville really exists in another dimension and everything that happens in his comic book happens there, then all he has to do is write a comic where the 'chus open a portal to our dimension in irl Chris's living room. If a portal actually opens up in his living room then it proves he's right. If it doesn't then it proves he's wrong.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If Chris believes Cwcville really exists in another dimension and everything that happens in his comic book happens there, then all he has to do is write a comic where the 'chus open a portal to our dimension in irl Chris's living room. If a portal actually opens up in his living room then it proves he's right. If it doesn't then it proves he's wrong.

I actually think this is the idea behind Night Star. She can travel to other realities, so she'll come and visit Chris and whisk him away to the magical land of ponies.

 

[Chanchu]

Is Rock'em Sock'em Shoemaker still kickin' ?