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Marvin said:
This is more likely, although I think the primary reason Chris might ultimately regret a de-ducking is because it'll put his health seriously at risk. He'll miss sex a bit, but I don't think he'll miss it as much as people think.

Chris' fetishes are all mental. Physical sensation isn't a huge drive for him. Heh, for example, collecting those spooge samples for freezing was an arduous chore for him, one that he complained about later.
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i'm not sure where people get this idea that chris is a sex fiend that is pent up 24/7
yeah he used to talk about it quite a bit, but it was something he just expected to happen.
marvin can correct me if i get something wrong.
but chris was raised with the idea that TV showed how things really were, and that there were strict rules on how things worked.
he thinks of dating like a game, just say the right thing and you get the girl. and after advancing the plot so much the girl is supposed to put out (the 3 date rule iirc)
also he put importance on sex for the sake of being a "man". men are supposed to have children and office jobs and loving wives (then again he thinks women are supposed to be house wives that speed their days cleaning.. but it's not like he's doing that as a TRUE and HONEST woman).
then put in that dream he had of Chrystal, it was important he had a daughter (and we know dreams are real and accurate, especially when they involve the grim reaper). it's also why when he made that stupidly long list of demands for sega he wanted a corner office, working men are just supposed to have corner offices (and sexy secretaries).

so basically chris doesn't want sex to have fun, he wants it as validation. and of course now that he's a "woman" he wants it to validate being a true and honest lesbian, because women trib all the time in his head (because you know, women are pure and free spirits that fuck anything with a pulse).
 
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ZehnBoat said:
..it's also why when he made that stupidly long list of demands for sega he wanted a corner office, working men are just supposed to have corner offices (and sexy secretaries).

so basically chris doesn't want sex to have fun, he wants it as validation. and of course now that he's a "woman" he wants it to validate being a true and honest lesbian, because women trib all the time in his head (because you know, women are pure and free spirits that fuck anything with a pulse).
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1) I want to see that Sega list, that sounds lulzy, Can you link it?

2) The lesbians always tribbing thing he probably gets from porn.. We just noticed his Twitter like for Vanessa Veracruz (I think?).

3) You make some good posts, but can you break it up into paragraphs? Makes it easier to read. Thanks.
 
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ZehnBoat said:
i'm not sure where people get this idea that chris is a sex fiend that is pent up 24/7
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Probably because so much of the troll-derived content is related to fake sweethearts and dates from the time when he was obsessed with losing his virginity. As someone else said, the Cwcki is basically "the worst of Chris." No one's interested in him droning about Sonic, but everyone remembers him fucking a blow-up doll and yelling like a tard.
 
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Lil said:
Has Chris watched Mary and Max? Would he be upset about Max's character or the ending?
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Max has Asperger's Syndrome, not autism. That alone would probably render Chris devoid of interest in watching it.
 
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What's the highest quality video / highest resolution photo we have of Chris? I just saw the one of him with the football and it got me thinking
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Because :autism:. Chris has some bullshit pseudo-explanation that makes as little sense as you'd guess.
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I'd imagine it's one of these possibilites:

A) She's not interested in changing her surname
B) Some sort of CWCville law is keeping her from changing her surname
C) Chris is too damn lazy to do it himself.

It's probably dumber than all of these but I'm not :autism: enough to guess it.
 
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everythingisawkward999 said:
I'd imagine it's one of these possibilites:

A) She's not interested in changing her surname
B) Some sort of CWCville law is keeping her from changing her surname
C) Chris is too damn lazy to do it himself.

It's probably dumber than all of these but I'm not :autism: enough to guess it.
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The paperwork required for a name change in CWC-ville is extraordinarily complicated.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If I remember right, Chris has never had a high sex drive. Even during the "golden age", Chris would only mass debate once every week or so. For a 25 year old male, that's hardly anything
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Is it so much that his libido is actually lower than normal, or just that mass debating is painful and arduous, due to the bent duck - or is it both perhaps?
 
So.. Is Chris now working for Vice?

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Bubbleman said:
Is it so much that his libido is actually lower than normal, or just that mass debating is painful and arduous, due to the bent duck - or is it both perhaps?
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My guess is both, but mainly low sex drive due to autism (it seems to be somewhat common for autistics to have either really low or really high sex drives). He didn't mass debate for the first time until 16.
 
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Should we have a general thread for the interviews? With so many dumbasses interviewing him to try to get attention I think one thread with all the interviews embedded and put into the OP would be a pretty good idea. Especially since they're all boring as shit.
 
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