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I'd be interested in knowing exactly when Borb decided to stop drinkin' and whorin' at the local bar scene, and what their motivations were. There are a lot of solid theories, but some hard data would be nice.
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They combine to form the Getter Robo of stank.What smells the worst: CWC's CRAPPED BRIEFS, Pixy's yeasty vag, or Nick Bate's breath?
While that isn't too difficult to believe considering the piss poor job Borb's done raising Chris, I think it's more likely they just hired the first babysitter they could get a hold of for cheap and weren't too concerned with how the sitter took care of babby Chris so long as he had all his limbs when they got back and the house wasn't burned down.With that being said, I wonder how much of the "Roach" story was actually true? If Chris was an infant then how could he remember all that? How can we be certain that Borb didn't just make up the story. Call me crazy, but what if Borb were responsible for locking Chris in the closet of toys?
I would assume when Borb was formed (i.e. when Snorlax captured Bob.)I'd be interested in knowing exactly when Borb decided to stop drinkin' and whorin' at the local bar scene, and what their motivations were. There are a lot of solid theories, but some hard data would be nice.
But they had Chris more than a year after their marriage, and apparently continued bar hopping until he was at least 3 or 4. That's at least six years of post-weddin' boozing.I would assume when Borb was formed (i.e. when Snorlax captured Bob.)
Yep. RIP whichever cat didn't survive.Anyone notice he's referring to a single cat these days?
By getting shadowboned while tripping?
Yep. RIP whichever cat didn't survive.
That's an interesting observation, although I'll be surprised if there are no threads dedicated solely to debates on whether the Chandler family pets are abused (whether by negligence or manifestations of frustration). During one of the Tour videos, I noticed that a cat on the porch had a peculiar, cold look in its eyes. Now, cats are prone to ignore people and avoid pandering to humans as much as possible. I myself own a grumpy cat, but she's never stared at me in the same manner as that cat glowers at Christian. Usually she'll go, "Ohhhh, you," and sometimes she can be perturbed about this or that, but she's never come across with a look like a feral cat to me.Geez, you can see the disgust/contempt in Kitty's eyes as she's eyeing her photographer.
Personally, I'm chalking this up as reading too much into things.
That's an interesting observation, although I'll be surprised if there are no threads dedicated solely to debates on whether the Chandler family pets are abused (whether by negligence or manifestations of frustration). During one of the Tour videos, I noticed that a cat on the porch had a peculiar, cold look in its eyes. Now, cats are prone to ignore people and avoid pandering to humans as much as possible. I myself own a grumpy cat, but she's never stared at me in the same manner as that cat glowers at Christian. Usually she'll go, "Ohhhh, you," and sometimes she can be perturbed about this or that, but she's never come across with a look like a feral cat to me.
Personally, I'm chalking this up as reading too much into things.
You guys kidding me?I don't. I think your spot on. Neither Chris or Barb really make much of an effort at anything, and don't seem like they'd care about their cats feelings. Barb's pretty much BPD, so I bet she might abuse her cats out of frustration. Also, :
This is probably not good for my depression whatsoever, even if it makes me forget about myself. Sigh.
Is Christian aware of Ed Wood?
Geez, you can see the disgust/contempt in Kitty's eyes as she's eyeing her photographer.
As a cat owner and a future crazy cat lady, I don't think that Kitty looks particularly upset in this picture, but rather like she is squinting at the light source behind the photographer. Her ears and body language don't indicate anger, it's only her eyes that seem hateful.Personally, I'm chalking this up as reading too much into things.
Just look at the transcript of him on Chris' "date". Presumably, he is accompanying Chris on a date with a girl whos interested in him. Instead of allowing or facilitating conversation, he just shuts Chris out completely with his ramblings about life in the 1940s.