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What does it mean to 'Halal' someone?
Kiwifarms members are some spergy motherfuckers. Everyone's weird for some reason. But just because you got into a slapfight with a fellow kiwi in a thread, doesn't mean they deserve a lolcow thread. You can't just make threads on fellow members. That's a rule.

If someone is retarded enough to deserve their own thread, this rule can be overridden with permission from the mods.

Someone with a kiwifarms account retarded enough to deserve their own thread is deemed "halal" (permissible in Islam).

Usually this happens when someone's already a lolcow but they secretly make an account on KF, and then they get outed as a huge lolcow with a long internet history of spergy drama. But sometimes people are just dipshits.
 
he'll just become a cosplayer like Pixitery or whatever her name is.

Thats the reason I just spell it as "Pixie Terry" because of how confusing the placement of Y's, I's and even E's.

Kiwifarms members are some spergy motherfuckers. Everyone's weird for some reason. But just because you got into a slapfight with a fellow kiwi in a thread, doesn't mean they deserve a lolcow thread. You can't just make threads on fellow members. That's a rule.

If someone is exceptional enough to deserve their own thread, this rule can be overridden with permission from the mods.

Someone with a kiwifarms account exceptional enough to deserve their own thread is deemed "halal" (permissible in Islam).

Usually this happens when someone's already a lolcow but they secretly make an account on KF, and then they get outed as a huge lolcow with a long internet history of spergy drama. But sometimes people are just dipshits.

In other words, Halal is a made up term.
 
What makes you think Chris will shrivel up and die as soon as he's on his own? I feel like you're overestimating Barb's role in his life.

Yeah, Chris, if anything, is probably more responsible about paying the bills then Barb. The first year will be incredibly rough for him but I think he’ll learn how to budget. Chris won’t be buying Lego when it literally becomes a choice between that or eating/electricity/etc.

He also clearly doesn’t enjoy living in the horde so I’m sure he’ll focus on selling off a lot of that shit as well.
 
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He also clearly doesn’t enjoy living in the horde so I’m sure he’ll focus on selling off a lot of that shit as well.
This is something that has been under-commentated on, Chris knows his way around pawn shops. He may not be a good merchant in terms of getting actual profit, but he knows how to get goods moving if he really wants to.
 
Chris's Patreon is up to $655 a month - why though? He hasn't uploaded a Captain's Log or made a comic page in months, so why are people giving him money?
My only guess is that he must still print out and ship Sonichu comics - So people are paying $20 a month for Sonichu. Will all backers withdraw their pledges when he's send out all 12 comics?
 
To be fair, it seems he at least keeps minimal effort into keeping his pets alive, and he does take care of barb when she needs it. Barb certainly wouldn't be living the high life, but I think Chris would at least feed her and stuff. Of course he would complain on twitter non-stop about it.
I'm not even sure he knows a nursing home would be an option, unless maybe a doctor recommended it.
I think Barb knows that she would have to sign the house over (to Chris?) before going into a nursing home. Otherwise the home will take the house to cover the part of the bill that Medicaid and her insurance won't cover. Last I heard, a number of years have to pass between the signing over of the house amd admittance into a nursing home for the home not to be able to touch the house. Chris wouldn't be able to afford the house on his own anyway.

Barb should eventually be eligible to get some kind of Medicaid funded home healthcare service (if she isn't already) but there's the hoard to consider. Healthcare workers have the right to refuse to work in conditions that not only equate to worker abuse but are a danger to other clients.

Barb and Chris are in a symbiotic relationship. If one moves out, the other loses the house. Add in the hoard making the house worthless, and the entire situation a complex Gordian Knot, the cutting of which will be Barb's death.

Edit: there's other things to consider, like the ramifications of Barb signing the house over to Chris.
 
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It's always fun when Chris shows up on your feed.
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So did Chris d a good by taking down his Christmas tree and possibly preventing a new fucking fire hazard or did he do a bad?
 
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