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Do you guys think we need a "high and mighty" icon for people that think they are morally superior than Chris by constantly picking apart every stupid action he does and coming off as a pretentious asshole prick while doing so?
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Do you guys think we need a "high and mighty" icon for people that think they are morally superior than Chris by constantly picking apart every stupid action he does and coming off as a pretentious asshole prick while doing so?
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I think the A-log rating suffices for that.

Before ratings we used to tell people "at least you're not Chris" when they whined about their horrible lives. That, actually, might still hold true in some form considering Chris's current circumstances (scammed out of $6000, believes he's married to his imaginary friends, got kicked out of a con for licking the attendees and only getting warned via a facebook message). Plus he's fat.
 
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So did Chris stay in Philly all weekend or travel back to 14B Sunday? If he had a hotel thru then and left Monday morning did drive through morning/afternoon rush hour traffic on I95? Is he there yet?
 
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I would think Chris' favourite console is the Sinclair ZX Autistic Spectrum. Which Chris should receive for free should it ever be reissued, 'cause he helped cultivate the first generation of autistic people.
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lmao i get it. because there's a computer called the zx spectrum and chris is on the autistic spectrum. can i use this joke in my standup routine
 
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So Idea Guy put it into Chris' head that Bob was part Sonichu right? And now Bob exists as a Sonichu. Did Idea Guy tell Chris that Bob was still alive in some dimension, or is the Bob Sonichu just Chris' way of including Bob in the comic like he did with Patty?
 
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I don't think Chris is autistic, and here's why. Chris has shown signs of entrenched delusions, "magical thinking" and outright hallucinations, none of which are associated with autism. While it is quite possible for someone to have both autism and other mental illnesses, consider this: every psych evaluation the trash-pickers have come across takes its for granted that Chris has autism. They all start with "patient has been diagnosed with autism", however it has been notoriously difficult for anyone to find any information on the initial diagnosis. Whether Borb made up their mind and doctor-shopped until they got one that agreed with them, or the doctor chose autism because it was the flavor of the day (he was diagnosed around the time Rain Man came out)t he simple fact is that the symptoms of autism also match up a far rarer condition: early-onset schizophrenia. It would make a lot of sense for a doctor to choose autism since it seems more likely (90% of schizophrenia cases are diagnosed when the patient is an adult, since it usually manifests itself when the patient is in their 30s), but everything that Chris has shown since then makes schizophrenia more likely.
 
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Bob's Ghost said:
I don't think Chris is autistic, and here's why. Chris has shown signs of entrenched delusions, "magical thinking" and outright hallucinations, none of which are associated with autism. While it is quite possible for someone to have both autism and other mental illnesses, consider this: every psych evaluation the trash-pickers have come across takes its for granted that Chris has autism. They all start with "patient has been diagnosed with autism", however it has been notoriously difficult for anyone to find any information on the initial diagnosis. Whether Borb made up their mind and doctor-shopped until they got one that agreed with them, or the doctor chose autism because it was the flavor of the day (he was diagnosed around the time Rain Man came out)t he simple fact is that the symptoms of autism also match up a far rarer condition: early-onset schizophrenia. It would make a lot of sense for a doctor to choose autism since it seems more likely (90% of schizophrenia cases are diagnosed when the patient is an adult, since it usually manifests itself when the patient is in their 30s), but everything that Chris has shown since then makes schizophrenia more likely.
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Why would they choose something they hated so much they literally had Chris moved out of the county to avoid treating him for? Are you suggesting they actually went out of their way to have him declared retarded even though they were utterly ashamed of that fact? I also disagree. It wasn't until much later that autism became a remotely fashionable diagnosis, because at the time, if you were diagnosed "autistic," it meant you'd probably be committed to an institution for life. Hence, the "high functioning" bullshit, even though Chris is only "high functioning" in comparison to head banging tards in homes and the "hulk smash" autism rage YouTube videos you see.

I'm going to side with the doctors here.
 
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Bob's Ghost said:
I don't think Chris is autistic, and here's why. Chris has shown signs of entrenched delusions, "magical thinking" and outright hallucinations, none of which are associated with autism. While it is quite possible for someone to have both autism and other mental illnesses, consider this: every psych evaluation the trash-pickers have come across takes its for granted that Chris has autism. They all start with "patient has been diagnosed with autism", however it has been notoriously difficult for anyone to find any information on the initial diagnosis. Whether Borb made up their mind and doctor-shopped until they got one that agreed with them, or the doctor chose autism because it was the flavor of the day (he was diagnosed around the time Rain Man came out)t he simple fact is that the symptoms of autism also match up a far rarer condition: early-onset schizophrenia. It would make a lot of sense for a doctor to choose autism since it seems more likely (90% of schizophrenia cases are diagnosed when the patient is an adult, since it usually manifests itself when the patient is in their 30s), but everything that Chris has shown since then makes schizophrenia more likely.
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Chris is both autistic and insane, it's possible to have both.
 
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Bob's Ghost said:
everything that Chris has shown since then makes schizophrenia more likely.
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Diagnosing Chris from afar is on par with diagnosing the president from afar. It's retarded speculation based on a medium that is intentionally constructed to present a view to you. It's not like you're just chilling with Chris when he's on the couch, relaxing. You're not catching him off guard.
 
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Marvin said:
Diagnosing Chris from afar is on par with diagnosing the president from afar. It's exceptional speculation based on a medium that is intentionally constructed to present a view to you. It's not like you're just chilling with Chris when he's on the couch, relaxing. You're not catching him off guard.
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The difference is we know a lot more about Chris than we do about the president, at least his inner workings.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
The difference is we know a lot more about Chris than we do about the president, at least his inner workings.
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Nah, we just have the equivalent of a lot of disgruntled ex white house aids who say the peepee tape totally exists. Or former campaign organizers who get paid big chunks of money to write books about how angry Trump gets at black people or some shit.

Maybe there's some truth to it. But maybe the black people in question are BLM, and not normal black people.

The truth's malleable when there's money or fame (autistic fame to be the next clyde cash, I guess) on the table.
 
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