Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Waveysauce]

What the fuck? He's not even providing any sort of additional commentary he's literally just browsing the CWCki and recording it

maybe I should post it in another thread not even sure if its the right one. or if I should move it to another thread

literally after the convention this guys has made like 50 videos on chris and just a week ago he didnt even know what sonichu was

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Shit, that's the Foot Lettuce guy.
He became an internet laughing stock because of how awkward and stilted the way he talks is.

... Dylan is Chillin isn't the person who did that. He was the one who brought light to that incident, sure. But don't ever call someone as smart as Dylan is Chillin a lolcow.

 

[Snuckening]

Maybe this coulda went into "Morons on Youtube who talk about Chris" but I don't think its necessary to consider every and all individuals who discuss Chris to be a wyyn, and plus, this guy is no Moron.

Dylan is Chillin' has apparantly included Chris in one of his latest top 15s.

I dunno why he keeps mispronouncing his name as "Shandler" though.

Describing Chris as "mysterious" is fucking hilarious; half the reason he's notable is because he spews out every tiny, inconsequential detail of his life to anyone who'll listen (and dumbfucks like myself are retarrded enough to care, for some deeply unhealthy reason). FFS over the years there's been a laundry list of websites/forums following his every move, and theres a thousand+ page wiki that lists what shirts he wore on what day, and what Youtube videos he liked. Chris is a strong contender for least mysterious person in all human history.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrrtMbMm4Rt3qJ1SebeNCxA/videos

anyone know who this guy is? his shit started showing up in my feeds and never had chris chan content before all of a sudden a video a day. and the one I watched was a week or 2 ago he didnt even know what sonichu was

There's a bit of discussion about him on the YT thread

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/morons-on-youtube-who-talk-about-chris.22637/page-32#post-3338377

He started off in YT's 'To Catch a Predator'/Lorne Anderson scene, but about 6 months ago I guess he discovered that videos on Chris are a cashcow, which he's been millking hard ever since. Personally I didn't mind his videos on people like Joseph Strickland or Randy Stair, but yeah, his videos on Chris are lazy as fuck and pretty much worthless. Also he interviewed this wanker

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interview-with-guy-kissed-by-chris.44911/

 

[Slowinthemind]

I'm probably extremely late with this news, but I noticed it's not on the CWCki so maybe it managed to fly under the radar?
Rocky Shoemaker left the church in February this year.
She retired as a paid staff member apparently due to health problems but as of this May she's still active in events held by the church.

Five hours a week? I can see where Chris gets his work ethic from.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I just noticed that back during Chris' response to the TMG drama, he ends one of his tweets with "...and I have the LOVE of my Partners: Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo, Here!"

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1010855572529467392

Has the poly-marriage grown to include Sylvana and Mewtwo now? I'm a bit worried about this ever-expanding list of cartoon characters running a train on poor little Christine.

I wonder of the prolapsed anus is real or imaginary.

 

[Peepee]

Describing Chris as "mysterious" is fucking hilarious

Chris is a strong contender for least mysterious person in all human history.

Nah. I agree that the whats, wheres, hows, and whens of Chris's life are not mysterious, but trying to answer WHY has generated routine, endless debate.

The main, obvious answer to "why" is usually "autism." But there's a lot more to it than that, and there are many theories that are furiously pitted against each other here despite the fact that most of those theories simultaneously hold at least a bit of truth.

Comparing Chris's life trajectory to that of a neurotypical normie can be mysterious. Nothing he has done has panned out the way it was "supposed" to, and it's not always immediately obvious where things went so very wrong.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wonder of the prolapsed anus is real or imaginary.

He shoved a medallion up there and used to use a dildo, so either it's already been prolapsed or it's made of steel

 

[Waveysauce]

There's a bit of discussion about him on the YT thread

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/morons-on-youtube-who-talk-about-chris.22637/page-32#post-3338377

He started off in YT's 'To Catch a Predator'/Lorne Anderson scene, but about 6 months ago I guess he discovered that videos on Chris are a cashcow, which he's been millking hard ever since. Personally I didn't mind his videos on people like Joseph Strickland or Randy Stair, but yeah, his videos on Chris are lazy as fuck and pretty much worthless. Also he interviewed this wanker

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/interview-with-guy-kissed-by-chris.44911/

if hes known chris for 6 months then he is lazy as fuck cause just a week or so ago he had no idea what sonichu was he said it himself

 

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[TrippinKahlua]

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Fuck thats disgusting. I don't know how people can think their fecal matter being an odd color is fun.

 

[CWCissey]

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Better than most curries from Indian Restaurants, they turn your shit red!

 

[jc17]

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The fuck is wrong with this fanbase.

 

[ZX 008]

Given recent events I'm going to put together a small care package for Chris. I know he loves Japanese stuff and as luck would have it there's no shortage of that here. Any suggestions before I hit the Pokemon Center?

 

[CWCissey]

Any suggestions before I hit the Pokemon Center?

Yeah, don't.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Given recent events I'm going to put together a small care package for Chris. I know he loves Japanese stuff and as luck would have it there's no shortage of that here. Any suggestions before I hit the Pokemon Center?

If you want to really help Chris just send him the actual money rather than investing it in pokemon toys.

 

[Xanax]

So we all know Chris is worse than a million Hitlers on steroids, but could he redeem himself for the atrocities he's committed? How would he do so?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

From the Cryzel Torture Thread:

<Christine> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now on, and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.

I wonder if this is beginning of the end of the trans women thing?

Maybe (If he’s up enough on his gender studies buzzwords) he’ll eventually declare himself to be a non-binary/enby/gender queer/whatever it goes by now.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I wonder if this is beginning of the end of the trans women thing?

Nah, this is just more Idea Guy anime shit. They're not detransitioning him, just making him a flat-chested girl like their preferred anime jackoff material.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Okay, since the Wise & Boyd content is starting to come out, can someone answer the question I sperged about a week ago?

Like, how exactly, was it the Idea People's fault that TMG went down the way it did?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Okay, since the Wise & Boyd content is starting to come out, can someone answer the question I sperged about a week ago?

Like, how exactly, was it the Idea People's fault that TMG went down the way it did?

nobody said TMG was idea guy's fault. I think the gamestop trespass was their fault though, since they were telling him to get gift cards. (Hell, they probably told him specifically to go to one he was banned from).