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How far back is Chris's hairline? He hides his balding process pretty well with haibands and pony horns. Is it as far the middle of the head?
 
Real G said:
How far back is Chris's hairline? He hides his balding process pretty well with haibands and pony horns. Is it as far the middle of the head?
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I think it's very slightly in front of the middle of the head. Here's a front-on shot of it that I found while I was looking through the replies to Chris on Twitter.

I wonder if Chris is even aware that he's balding.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
He probably just thinks he's fooling everyone.
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Ehh. Chris's self-image is really shaky and he's said himself that he has to "update" it by staring at himself in the mirror. Chris thinks he's slim, busty, with bright blue hair and dainty feminine movements. Balding is a real gradual process that even normal sane guys often don't notice until they're pretty far along. He probably doesn't even know he's balding.
 
Mason Verger said:
Well he was deffinetly kicked out of the cub scouts, and I'm really curious about the rest, i.e. "Held me down and recorded my screams" incident.
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IF this is even true, it was done because he probably threw shrieking, earth-quaky, full-bodied temper tantrums all the time & B/B were impossible to deal with when the admins/leaders told them about it. So they got proof, and I would guess the proof was the end of him being in the program/school/cub scouts.

I've heard the audio of Bob bitching at at least one store Chris was banned from, & while I understand you'd want to have your kid's back, Bob was a smart man & he had to have known that his kid was a fucking nightmare. But he still bought into conspiracy theories about why Chris was blacklisted, etc. Barb is not smart, she is just a harpy.

So I can't imagine they were ever open to conversations that called into question or condemnation their tardbaby, or their parenting of him.

Cowlick said:
@neural , people on this site only dream of me when they have sex, & don't think of anything ever.
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So that's why I can never get a grillbusted Tim Roth with Downs Syndrome off my mind when I'm banging my husband.
 
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Nurse Ratchet said:
IF this is even true, it was done because he probably threw shrieking, earth-quaky, full-bodied temper tantrums all the time & B/B were impossible to deal with when the admins/leaders told them about it. So they got proof, and I would guess the proof was the end of him being in the program/school/cub scouts.
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I prefer to think it was part of a Vatican sanctioned exorcism ritual.

"The power of God-bear compels you! The power of God-bear compels you!.."
 
I really don't know if Chris has been hacked or what right now. We all know he's a delusional prat, but...man. It's like the Idea Guy days with all the Hyperdimension Neptunia + Megan stuff, but wasn't he long gone by this point? I may be wrong since I've been out of the loop for a while though.
 
Mason Verger said:
Nice try. People on this site don't have sex.
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@LagoonaBlue does. :horrifying:
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Probably. Most people from that region of the US can claim at least one Indian ancestor. Cherokee didn't really inhabit Virgina but that doesn't rule anything out.
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Bob was from Alabama. That's where the Cherokee claim comes from.
Xanax said:
I think it's very slightly in front of the middle of the head. Here's a front-on shot of it that I found while I was looking through the replies to Chris on Twitter.

I wonder if Chris is even aware that he's balding.
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It's like around the midpoint between the crown and the top of his forehead. Somewhere around there.
TricksterKid36 said:
I really don't know if Chris has been hacked or what right now.
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Chris has never been hacked.
TricksterKid36 said:
We all know he's a delusional prat, but...man. It's like the Idea Guy days with all the Hyperdimension Neptunia + Megan stuff, but wasn't he long gone by this point?
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Chris never stopped believing in the Idea Guy stuff, if that's what you mean.

Also someone might be fucking with him. But the two categories are almost completely indistinguishable.
 
The real question is, does he blow as many raspberries in person as he does in videos nowadays? Well, when he makes them that is.
 
@Nurse Ratchet , the reason you can never get that image of your mind when banging your husband is not actually one reason, but multiple. Among these are the fact you possess neither a mind nor a husband. This is why my post you quoted is not true of you, as "having sex" would involve two people, & that count would not include the person on the currency you paid anyone else involved.
 
Just remembered this one instance but who was that idiot that was going to camp out at Walmart in his wrecked RV and stalk Chris?
 
DeathHeat said:
Just remembered this one instance but who was that idiot that was going to camp out at Walmart in his wrecked RV and stalk Chris?
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I forget but he has a halal thread here.
 
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