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Why go through the trouble of taking him trick-or-treating when it was so much easier to throw some candy at him and lock him in his room so Borb can go out drinking?

Edit: Also consider Chris doesn't do well with crowds or not getting his way. If he didn't get as much candy as he wanted from a house he'd most likely pitch a bitch-fit and around other kids either he'd shut down or try to talk to them about sonic. Kids out trick-or-treating wouldn't really care and either ignore him or tell him to shut up. Which would result in Chris throwing a tantrum, which would cause Borb to come running to the defense of their little autistic wonder and most likely lead to more screaming (this time from Borb). Then other kids parents would get involved, more shouting, and finally Borb would drag away a bawling Chris all the while threatening lawsuits and telling Chris to shut up and that they'll get him candy if he does.
 
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Is the tugboat income-assessed? I always thought that it wasn't (from what I'd read on the cwcki), and so I thought Chris' eBay "business" wouldnt affect the tugboat. However, the recent sperging about reporting Chris and claiming he's commiting fraud made me wonder if I've got this wrong (Britfag here, don't know anything about US welfare).
 
Is the tugboat income-assessed? I always thought that it wasn't (from what I'd read on the cwcki), and so I thought Chris' eBay "business" wouldnt affect the tugboat. However, the recent sperging about reporting Chris and claiming he's commiting fraud made me wonder if I've got this wrong (Britfag here, don't know anything about US welfare).

Nothing will come of it, because nothing ever came of it before.

Chris is, for lack of a better term, below the law. The amount of money the Internal Revenue Service would get out of him is not worth the effort, which is the same reason Sega has never sic'd their attack-dog lawyers on him.

The worst that would happen is that Chris would be sent a letter reminding him to file an additional tax form -if he fails to file, the IRS might catch it, then they're going to take the money out of his tax return or tugboat -there is no way he's going to Prison. Weens get mad that Chris is making a little bit of money while receiving enough to subsist on. No government bureaucrat will get mad that a sped earned money while on SSI. If any of them cared at all, they'd be positively thrilled he was making some pocket money off arts and crafts, rather than calling their office and begging for a larger tugboat.
 
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Sorry if this is late, but isn't it a breach of contract if Chris and Barb desecrate the rental house (with hoarded items, dirty pots left in the sink and catshit on the floor for weeks)? We know they've already got rats making mess that isn't being cleaned up.
 
Would Chris ever go for another "male lesbian"? Does he consider other "male lesbians" to be acceptable partners by his standards? Would he go for that if s/he had an anti-clit piercing just like his? Since he became a tomgirl I've variously seen him say "intersex", "male lesbian", "proud to be male", "trans woman", "lesbian soul", "male tranny" etc to describe himself, so now I have no idea what to think.
 
Would Chris ever go for another "male lesbian"? Does he consider other "male lesbians" to be acceptable partners by his standards? Would he go for that if s/he had an anti-clit piercing just like his? Since he became a tomgirl I've variously seen him say "intersex", "male lesbian", "proud to be male", "trans woman", "lesbian soul", "male tranny" etc to describe himself, so now I have no idea what to think.

I think Chris himself is still sorting this out. The range of labels just indicates that he's still learning the vocabulary. He knows what he is but he's had some trouble finding the right words. I doubt he'll ever call himself intersex or "tranny" again. (I also think he's come to terms with the word gay as applied to men who like men.) Chris's coming out has been a process that's taken several years. It's an evolution. Since I'm not in the inner circle I can't ask him these questions, but my guess is that whatever he'd say, he'll give different answers six months from now. Wait patiently for the next Facebook update, young padewan.
 
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I think Chris himself is still sorting this out. The range of labels just indicates that he's still learning the vocabulary. He knows what he is but he's had some trouble finding the right words. I doubt he'll ever call himself intersex or "tranny" again. (I also think he's come to terms with the word gay as applied to men who like men.) Chris's coming out has been a process that's taken several years. It's an evolution. Since I'm not in the inner circle I can't ask him these questions, but my guess is that whatever he'd say, he'll give different answers six months from now. Wait patiently for the next Facebook update, young padewan.

I was just thinking about which is stronger in regards for him going for a "male lesbian"; his idea that male lesbians are female because he considers himself female, or his in-built abject hatred of a dick touching another dick. I feel like it would be somewhat of a moral crisis for him if he ever got an offer from another "male lesbian".
 
Sorry if this is late, but isn't it a breach of contract if Chris and Barb desecrate the rental house (with hoarded items, dirty pots left in the sink and catshit on the floor for weeks)? We know they've already got rats making mess that isn't being cleaned up.

Well, it depends on the terms of their lease. Leases can vary significantly in terms of what rules the tenant has to abide by.

In general, they are expected to leave the premises in the same condition they found it minus normal wear and tear. If not, they will be obliged at that time to compensate the landlord for any excessive clean up or maintenance costs. If they are very sloppy when they live there it becomes a lot more difficult for them to leave it in an acceptable shape.

Basically, I doubt there will be any problems until they move out. When they do, their lifestyle and Barb's orneriness suggest a conflict is likely.
 
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Guys I had a thought. What if Catherine isn't with him anymore? I'm sorry if I'm stating the obvious here but Chris seemed pretty torn up over Cathy getting upset at him. Almost like the end of the Kacey saga when she broke up with him after ripping him a new asshole. I know I'd break up with someone if they flipped out over a stupid boat ride like how Chris did. Sorry if I'm stating the obvious here.
 
Doesn't Facebook have a way to indicate if you're single or in a relationship? Also, is his banner photo still the Lego couple? If he breaks up with Catherine, he will immediately change these two things.
 
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What metal genre would be most suitable for Chris? I was thinking doom metal because his whole life is centered around isolation and separation from reality, but his death threats could be decent enough lyrics for hardcore tough guy punk
You come to me. I will fight you! I will CRUSH YOU!
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU!!
a good name for an album would be Hostile Virginity (this of course, being Bob-era Chris)
 
I'm pretty sure he used a timer. He could have gotten Barb to do it, but I doubt it.

I like to think he got Barb to do it. And Chris made her take that one shot of his feminine pose like 15 times because she kept failing to capture the true essence of his ass.


What \M/ETAL genre would be most suitable for Chris? I was thinking doom \M/ETAL because his whole life is centered around isolation and separation from reality, but his death threats could be decent enough lyrics for hardcore tough guy punk
You come to me. I will fight you! I will CRUSH YOU!
DIIIIIIIIIEEEEE YOU!!
a good name for an album would be Hostile Virginity (this of course, being Bob-era Chris)

Scene metal, like that autotuned Abandon All Ships type stuff. Filled with random access humour, and consistently terrible enough to be an interest of Chris's. Although Chris would probably latch on to some obscure local band because of the cute female bassist, and then get extremely frustrated and blame the trolls when the band splits up (the actual reason is that autotuned deathcore is no longer trendy).
 
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