Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Robert Simmons V was awesome, I got a kick out of that guy.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why did he stop calling himself"Kaka Apple Crisp?"

Did he catch on that "Kaka" is sometimes slang for shit?

And what the fuck was "apple" supposed to mean?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

And what the fuck was "apple" supposed to mean?

It was an MLP thing.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

It was an MLP thing.

I legitimately miss when Sonic and Pokemon were his predominant obsessions. I know Chris was a brony before bronies were a thing but his brand of ponyshit is so fucking obnoxious.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

Does Chris believe in Santa Claus/The Tooth Fairy/Etc? Not as a part of The Merge.

 

[Tikbalang]

Does Chris believe in Santa Claus/The Tooth Fairy/Etc? Not as a part of The Merge.

I'm not sure now but back then, Chris wish at santa for a boyfriend-free girl. His parents play along

 

[Marvin]

Does Chris believe in Santa Claus/The Tooth Fairy/Etc? Not as a part of The Merge.

He stopped believing in Santa Claus for awhile because he asked for a girlfriend for years and she never came. I think he's renewed his faith.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Why did he stop calling himself"Kaka Apple Crisp?"

Did he catch on that "Kaka" is sometimes slang for shit?

And what the fuck was "apple" supposed to mean?

road apple, aka horseshit

So Chris has recorded himself masturbating, fucking blowup dolls, drinking his own cum, rubbing his bare ass and broken penis on a cake, putting his broken penis in the snow, shitting on the floor, punching his mother, licking a drawing of a Sonichu dick on his wall, Among Which many other Degenerate Behaviors.

Where does he draw the line? What could Chris possibly do that he wouldn't take video of?

 

[AnOminous]

So Chris has recorded himself masturbating, fucking blowup dolls, drinking his own cum, rubbing his bare ass and broken penis on a cake, putting his broken penis in the snow, shitting on the floor, punching his mother, licking a drawing of a Sonichu dick on his wall, Among Which many other Degenerate Behaviors.

Where does he draw the line? What could Chris possibly do that he wouldn't take video of?

Shitting on his mom's corpse after fucking it.

 

[panzer]

How many of you have been followed on Twitter by Chris?

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

And what the fuck was "apple" supposed to mean?

WTF did any of it mean?

 

[deodorant]

Shitting on his mom's corpse after fucking it.

now hold on, lets not make any assumptions

 

[Rokko]

He stopped believing in Santa Claus for awhile because he asked for a girlfriend for years and she never came. I think he's renewed his faith.

Things like these are the extremely rare moments when I think "that´s so cute" when it comes to chris (but immediately cringe about it).

 

[AnOminous]

Things like these are the extremely rare moments when I think "that´s so cute" when it comes to chris (but immediately cringe about it).

The instant you feel any sympathy for Chris he's about to shit the bed in some major way.

 

[Mr. 0]

die chris

 

[fiu0cm]

How many of you have been followed on Twitter by Chris?

Have you ever liked, retweeted or mentioned him?

 

[Sperglord Dante]

He stopped believing in Santa Claus for awhile because he asked for a girlfriend for years and she never came. I think he's renewed his faith.

But how? does Barb get up from her couch to buy him presents and puts them under the Christmas tree and shit?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

But how? does Barb get up from her couch to buy him presents and puts them under the Christmas tree and shit?

I think he means Chris believes in Santa because he believes that fictional characters exist in general. As for Christmas I'm sure he just buys his own shit.

 

[fiu0cm]

I found this graph on Chris' PSN profile, and it's very illuminating:

 

[Snuckening]

I found this graph on Chris' PSN profile, and it's very illuminating:
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Damn.

Who was it (Julie? Ivy?) that fixed Chris's biological clock? Poor fucker needs to get back in touch with her, or get a refund or something, because she clearly didn't do her job very well.