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You at least lamented that if people started using her real name, which is uncommon, the Kiwi Farms would turn up in Google searches of that name. I'm pretty certain about that part. That is more why you wanted a different nickname, I think, because some people had switched to using her name for whatever reason, not because you came over all PC.
 
yawning sneasel said:
I know this is a dumb question and the answer is most likely no, but would Chris "bang" an M2F transsexual if they had implants and he didn't have the see duck? I ask because with all of the new constructions of gender that Chris has come about, does he accept these things as others attribute them to themselves. If he is still willing to use his own duck for procreation, then he is not horrified enough by his own that he would pass up an opportunity to "bang". So is duck-bearing a deal breaker for him? He is willing to go so far as to have a fake one placed inside him, so it can't be that horrific for Chris.
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Wait a second, isn't he supposed to be married to Lovely Weather within the next few months?
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
Seconded. How did that come about anyway? Did he pull a muscle bra out of the trash like Homer Simpson? :\
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I know this was after that blackmail photo of him in Barb's underwear, so maybe that photo was the start of it all. I believe the muscle bra first showed up in late 2009. There is a kind of logic to it - Chris has horrendously large moobs, a bra keeps them in check. It's not exactly normal for a dude, but it makes more sense than a lot of the stupid things Chris has done.
 
normankrasner said:
Did Bob have an opinion on CDs VS Vinyl? I guess he preferred Vinyl
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No way to know, really. He'd probably prefer vinyl or tapes though. Pictures of the Chandler house pre-Barbage show that he had a huge collection of vinyl. Sad, really, all that music and Bob's knowledge of it burned with Chris's "collectible" Lego junk and Barb's antique shop "finds".
 
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yawning sneasel said:
Congrats to Chris. More open-minded than I ever would have thought.
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Meh. I don't think preferring not to date or have sex with certain groups of people makes you close-minded or discriminatory. You are discriminatory if you don't want to see them/talk to them/be friends with them. But you can be attracted to whoever you are attracted to, and not attracted to whoever you are not attracted to.
 
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Honeyrabbit said:
Wasn't s/he trying to find someone to scissor with? A dating site is probably a good place to start with that.
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The problem with a dating site is there are lots of people on it. It will emphasize the contrast between Chris and the other girls/guys in the area. Going on a date/hooking up with someone from a dating site is a bit of a calculated decision where you have time to consider, and some info about the person you are meeting as well as alternative people.

Chris' best hope for sex is if he is in the right place at the right time where some girl makes a spur of the moment decision to sleep with the one available person, probably while drunk.

I have randomly hooked up with girls and I have met girls through dating sites. The girls I met through dating sites have always ended up being girls who an objective observer would say might be the type to be interested in me. Not so much with the random hookups. Since an objective observer would probably say there really aren't any girls who might be interested in Chris, I think random hookups are a much better shot for him than dating sites. Not that either is likely.
 
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Welcome to part one of my two-part thesis, "Why I'm Better Than Christian Weston Chandler". My apologies for going over the word limit by several thousand words, and also for submitting two weeks late; I kept thinking of new things to add.
 
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Way back on /cwc/ when it was on 789chan, someone posted this song of them playing the guitar and singing. It was reposted a few times over, I was wondering if anyone had it archived by any chance.
 
Why is Chris so fixated on blue arms as such a trivial detail, and yet would leave in glaring inconsistencies in his comic back when he actually enjoyed making it?
 
Honeyrabbit said:
Why is Chris so fixated on blue arms as such a trivial detail, and yet would leave in glaring inconsistencies in his comic back when he actually enjoyed making it?
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He never holds his his own work up to self-criticism because he thinks he's amazingly talented and everything he does is automatically great. I doubt he's even gone as far as to consider which Sonichu comic he is most proud of, because he thinks they are all equally phenomenal. Additionally, he completely refuses to absorb any criticism from anywhere else, completely closing his mind to the idea that he could be fallible.

Here's my own question:

The other day one of the Kacey calls came up in my iTunes shuffle. Chris is telling Kacey about all the trolling he's had to endure. Kacey feigns disbelief, saying "You really think there's a group of people dedicated to trolling you? Why would they do that?" Chris tells her that he has absolutely no idea. I got the impression that he thinks he's a pretty normal guy, and the reasons he's become a point of interest is a total mystery to him.

Does Chris still have no idea why anyone would target him, or does he now understand that his bizarre antics attract trolls?
 
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