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Tried to figure out whether to post this as a reply in one of the many existing threads or start a new one. Obviously decided to do the latter. I've only found one thread here on Chris's schizophrenia and it was just "lol look at this lulzy facebook post lololol I think Chrissy may be cray cray". It was also locked, so no replies possible. And yes, I did read the pinned post about when to start a new thread. I'm still doing this because I want it to be read.

Okay, I've been lurking both the CWCki and these forums for years, and I would happily continue doing so if it wasn't for recent development. Chris is genuinely developing schizophrenia and everyone here just laughs it off as him being a weirdo. Unfortunately this is no longer about an autistic moron doing stupid shit online. It's getting genuinely disturbing.

"Why should we care?" you might cry. "The tranny doesn't want to be helped, let him do whatever he wants."

Look, I get it. Chris is a douche. Whether it's because of his atrocious upbringing or because he's a genuinely awful person, doesn't matter. I don't like him any more than you do, that's why we're meeting here of all places. But this shit is becoming quite concerning.

"Still don't care. I'm just here to laugh at his dumb ass."

Well, then maybe you should consider the possibility of him getting forcibly institutionalised, having no internet access, and you getting no more precious lulz. You might want to prevent that from happening. For now, Barb's presence is keeping him somewhat grounded in reality, but once she's gone (and that won't be long) and Chris is left to his own devices, godbear fucking help him.

"If you love Chrissy so much and want to get him help, do it yourself, faggot!"

Why of course. I'm sure I'll be very helpful all the way from Australia.

"Okay, smartass. How do you think I can help?"

I know there are people on these forums who became white knights of sort after experiencing troll guilt. You stepped in to save Chris from Joshua Wise and you doxxed one of the Teen Troon morons. You convinced Chris to seek medical help when he cut his dick open. There are people here who genuinely care. There are some who have been in touch with him in real life as evidenced by those videos that has other people in them. Surely there must be a way to book him an appointment with a psychiatrist and drag his ass there whether he wants it or not. He claims he has friends in the LGBT, he's had people accompany him to conventions. Where the fuck are these people? Chris won't seek help, he thinks he's perfectly A-okay. He believes he cured his autism by watching YT videos, for fuck's sake!

Chris is exhibiting all the classic symptoms of schizophrenia:
  • Hallucinations
He hears and sees pokemons and sonichus in real world. He talks to them and they talk to him.
  • Delusions
Mostly grandiose and religious. He believes he's a person of great importance, a holy figure in his Sonichu universe, someone who will bring forth the great dimensional merge. He has the power to curse and decurse people at will. He's supremely talented, intelligent, empathetic, likeable, and just all around swell guy girl.
  • Trouble concentrating
This should go without saying. When he talks, he can't stay focused on one topic. If he's talked to, he zones out and stops paying attention. In one of the (rather ancient) phone calls he just starts playing Portal in the middle of conversation because he's bored. He may just have ADD, but it's also a symptom of schizophrenia.
  • Confused/disorganised thoughts/speech
Classic Chris. Again, this may just be his autism, but it's also associated with schizophrenia. Weird run-on sentences, lack of coherence, sudden changes of topics... you know how he is.
  • Movement disorders
According to the eyewitnesses of his latest court hearing, Chris constantly fidgets, sighs, makes odd sounds and screams, and generally doesn't seem to be able to sit still.
  • Inability to feel pleasure
This may just be his depression, but again, it's also one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.
  • Affective flattening
Chris talks in a flat, monotone voice, and struggles with displays of emotion. Classic autism, and also classic schizophrenia.
  • Struggling with basics of daily life
Chris seems to struggle with even the most basic shit like getting up in the morning, brushing his teeth and taking a shower. Maybe he's just a slob who likes to sleep till the afternoon and forgo showering for several days in a row, but it's also one of the symptoms.
  • Inability to follow through with stuff
How many projects has Chris started, how many promises he's made, only for him to forget about them all? Way too many, that's how many.
  • Social apathy
He seems to make an occasional attempt at going out and meeting new people, but other than that he seems to be happy to remain contained in his room and bitch about his delusions online. His social life is nonexistent. He has no true friends and doesn't really seem to be making any genuine effort to make them.

The whole picture is pretty depressing, but what makes me worry is the magnitude of his delusions and the fact they're only getting worse. He used to talk to Sonichu and occasionally curse people. Now he believes he's a half-sonichu goddess of entire universes full of fictional characters, and he's married to them. He believes his dead father is still alive as a sonichu. He has cut his dick open because he thought he felt a vagina growing inside.
Next Sonichu may tell him that the only way to successfully bring forth the dimensional merge is if Chris kills himself. Or goes out and kills someone else with his car because the CPUs need a human sacrifice to power their magic... You never know what can happen with schizophreniacs, but I can tell you it's not pretty. I've seen it before. Chris needs medication and regular counselling. If he's too violently opposed to counselling, at least the fucking medication is a must!

If this post is read by at least one person who's able to get in touch with Chris and do something, ANYTHING, then my work here is done. I only made an account to post this single post and I won't be back to read replies (and trust me, I questioned myself for several days whether I should do this or not!), but I encourage everyone to discuss this and think of a way to help the idiot. If nothing is done, I believe involuntary hospitalisation is in Chris's near future. And no one, not even Chris-Chan, deserves that. He's provided us all with a decade worth of entertainment, he alienated everyone and anyone, he's hated, mocked and despised by many, but he still needs help. No one other than a handful of dedicated kiwis care about him anymore, and I don't know who else to talk to.

Anyway, if you've made it this far and read this entire post, thank you. If it's within your power to help Chris, please, do. It's been a very long time since I was genuinely amused by Chris's antics. Lately he's just been kinda sad and depressing to observe.

Goodbye.
What do you think the chances of him having Jewish roots OP? and how do you think it would explain his behavior?
 
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Tried to figure out whether to post this as a reply in one of the many existing threads or start a new one. Obviously decided to do the latter. I've only found one thread here on Chris's schizophrenia and it was just "lol look at this lulzy facebook post lololol I think Chrissy may be cray cray". It was also locked, so no replies possible. And yes, I did read the pinned post about when to start a new thread. I'm still doing this because I want it to be read.

Okay, I've been lurking both the CWCki and these forums for years, and I would happily continue doing so if it wasn't for recent development. Chris is genuinely developing schizophrenia and everyone here just laughs it off as him being a weirdo. Unfortunately this is no longer about an autistic moron doing stupid shit online. It's getting genuinely disturbing.

"Why should we care?" you might cry. "The tranny doesn't want to be helped, let him do whatever he wants."

Look, I get it. Chris is a douche. Whether it's because of his atrocious upbringing or because he's a genuinely awful person, doesn't matter. I don't like him any more than you do, that's why we're meeting here of all places. But this shit is becoming quite concerning.

"Still don't care. I'm just here to laugh at his dumb ass."

Well, then maybe you should consider the possibility of him getting forcibly institutionalised, having no internet access, and you getting no more precious lulz. You might want to prevent that from happening. For now, Barb's presence is keeping him somewhat grounded in reality, but once she's gone (and that won't be long) and Chris is left to his own devices, godbear fucking help him.

"If you love Chrissy so much and want to get him help, do it yourself, faggot!"

Why of course. I'm sure I'll be very helpful all the way from Australia.

"Okay, smartass. How do you think I can help?"

I know there are people on these forums who became white knights of sort after experiencing troll guilt. You stepped in to save Chris from Joshua Wise and you doxxed one of the Teen Troon morons. You convinced Chris to seek medical help when he cut his dick open. There are people here who genuinely care. There are some who have been in touch with him in real life as evidenced by those videos that has other people in them. Surely there must be a way to book him an appointment with a psychiatrist and drag his ass there whether he wants it or not. He claims he has friends in the LGBT, he's had people accompany him to conventions. Where the fuck are these people? Chris won't seek help, he thinks he's perfectly A-okay. He believes he cured his autism by watching YT videos, for fuck's sake!

Chris is exhibiting all the classic symptoms of schizophrenia:
  • Hallucinations
He hears and sees pokemons and sonichus in real world. He talks to them and they talk to him.
  • Delusions
Mostly grandiose and religious. He believes he's a person of great importance, a holy figure in his Sonichu universe, someone who will bring forth the great dimensional merge. He has the power to curse and decurse people at will. He's supremely talented, intelligent, empathetic, likeable, and just all around swell guy girl.
  • Trouble concentrating
This should go without saying. When he talks, he can't stay focused on one topic. If he's talked to, he zones out and stops paying attention. In one of the (rather ancient) phone calls he just starts playing Portal in the middle of conversation because he's bored. He may just have ADD, but it's also a symptom of schizophrenia.
  • Confused/disorganised thoughts/speech
Classic Chris. Again, this may just be his autism, but it's also associated with schizophrenia. Weird run-on sentences, lack of coherence, sudden changes of topics... you know how he is.
  • Movement disorders
According to the eyewitnesses of his latest court hearing, Chris constantly fidgets, sighs, makes odd sounds and screams, and generally doesn't seem to be able to sit still.
  • Inability to feel pleasure
This may just be his depression, but again, it's also one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.
  • Affective flattening
Chris talks in a flat, monotone voice, and struggles with displays of emotion. Classic autism, and also classic schizophrenia.
  • Struggling with basics of daily life
Chris seems to struggle with even the most basic shit like getting up in the morning, brushing his teeth and taking a shower. Maybe he's just a slob who likes to sleep till the afternoon and forgo showering for several days in a row, but it's also one of the symptoms.
  • Inability to follow through with stuff
How many projects has Chris started, how many promises he's made, only for him to forget about them all? Way too many, that's how many.
  • Social apathy
He seems to make an occasional attempt at going out and meeting new people, but other than that he seems to be happy to remain contained in his room and bitch about his delusions online. His social life is nonexistent. He has no true friends and doesn't really seem to be making any genuine effort to make them.

The whole picture is pretty depressing, but what makes me worry is the magnitude of his delusions and the fact they're only getting worse. He used to talk to Sonichu and occasionally curse people. Now he believes he's a half-sonichu goddess of entire universes full of fictional characters, and he's married to them. He believes his dead father is still alive as a sonichu. He has cut his dick open because he thought he felt a vagina growing inside.
Next Sonichu may tell him that the only way to successfully bring forth the dimensional merge is if Chris kills himself. Or goes out and kills someone else with his car because the CPUs need a human sacrifice to power their magic... You never know what can happen with schizophreniacs, but I can tell you it's not pretty. I've seen it before. Chris needs medication and regular counselling. If he's too violently opposed to counselling, at least the fucking medication is a must!

If this post is read by at least one person who's able to get in touch with Chris and do something, ANYTHING, then my work here is done. I only made an account to post this single post and I won't be back to read replies (and trust me, I questioned myself for several days whether I should do this or not!), but I encourage everyone to discuss this and think of a way to help the idiot. If nothing is done, I believe involuntary hospitalisation is in Chris's near future. And no one, not even Chris-Chan, deserves that. He's provided us all with a decade worth of entertainment, he alienated everyone and anyone, he's hated, mocked and despised by many, but he still needs help. No one other than a handful of dedicated kiwis care about him anymore, and I don't know who else to talk to.

Anyway, if you've made it this far and read this entire post, thank you. If it's within your power to help Chris, please, do. It's been a very long time since I was genuinely amused by Chris's antics. Lately he's just been kinda sad and depressing to observe.

Goodbye.

There's no dedicated thread because it literally gets brought up twice a week in all the other threads, usually by some dipshit who hasn't done their homework and thinks they're the first to go "ooh, ooh, I think he's got schizophrenia, guys!" If you've been lurking as long as you claim, you should know this. The specific brand of his mental illness has ceased to be a point of interest here anyway.

Further, ain't no one here going to try and help him. He actively shits on anyone who tries and resists their efforts to help him better himself because he honestly prefers his delusions to reality. When you can make someone as stubborn as Null throw up their hands and quit, you're a very special case. He might not be beyond the efforts of a skilled professional, but he's definitely beyond anything anyone on this forum can do.

Tl;dr, no one here is interested in trying to diagnose or help him because it's pointless, lurk moar.
 
THEORY TIME:
Chris probably did have schizophrenia at one point, but the intrusive thoughts and sensations were so embarrassed (and probably disgusted) at having to even associate with him that they fucked off and made Chris all better, leaving him only with his autism (later cured with binaural beats)
 
Is it possible that Chris treated the pokemon card game kinda like "Calvinball" from the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic? He created his own cards with made-up rules and tried to use them in the game...
I'm certain he knew the rules (or the gist of them, at least) but he had no concept of game balance and eventually just treated the cards as 1-shots for his safe space comic world. As for chris using the cards in game, I believe Mimms said that he never saw Chris use his custom cards while chris was welcome at the game place.
 
A bit random question for the older cohort of members in KiwiFarms:

I was looking through some comment sections for the infamous "Father Call" back in 2009, and as a bit of surprise to me, I saw quite a lot of comments that the troll who played "Mr. Matthew Devoria" in the Father Call was actually being too lenient towards Chris (not the other way around) compared to real fathers-in-law? Is that for real that fathers-in-law in real-life are even harsher with their level of interrogation than what we hear from the Father Call? If really so, how do boys in their 20s to 30s ever manage to survive those moments....?
 
A bit random question for the older cohort of members in KiwiFarms:

I was looking through some comment sections for the infamous "Father Call" back in 2009, and as a bit of surprise to me, I saw quite a lot of comments that the troll who played "Mr. Matthew Devoria" in the Father Call was actually being too lenient towards Chris (not the other way around) compared to real fathers-in-law? Is that for real that fathers-in-law in real-life are even harsher with their level of interrogation than what we hear from the Father Call? If really so, how do boys in their 20s to 30s ever manage to survive those moments....?

No, it was because Chris was doing his usual "try to deflect blame on being a lazy fatass" routine and we wanted him to get called out on it more
 
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Tried to figure out whether to post this as a reply in one of the many existing threads or start a new one...
This is basically a long winded version of my post, which supposedly happens daily here. I'll be lurking and seeing how yours is received.

*edit - Except my theory was schitzotypal personality disorder, which seems more accurate considering his symptoms, trust me nobody cares about Chris or wants to better his situation here.

*edit 2 - figured I'd consolodate my replies into one reply rather than having multiple.

We have this conversation almost everyday.
Lol YOU might, Im still learning. Maybe I should stop before I turn into one of you lol...
 
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