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Obs3rver said:
Tried to figure out whether to post this as a reply in one of the many existing threads or start a new one. Obviously decided to do the latter. I've only found one thread here on Chris's schizophrenia and it was just "lol look at this lulzy facebook post lololol I think Chrissy may be cray cray". It was also locked, so no replies possible. And yes, I did read the pinned post about when to start a new thread. I'm still doing this because I want it to be read.

Okay, I've been lurking both the CWCki and these forums for years, and I would happily continue doing so if it wasn't for recent development. Chris is genuinely developing schizophrenia and everyone here just laughs it off as him being a weirdo. Unfortunately this is no longer about an autistic moron doing stupid shit online. It's getting genuinely disturbing.

"Why should we care?" you might cry. "The tranny doesn't want to be helped, let him do whatever he wants."

Look, I get it. Chris is a douche. Whether it's because of his atrocious upbringing or because he's a genuinely awful person, doesn't matter. I don't like him any more than you do, that's why we're meeting here of all places. But this shit is becoming quite concerning.

"Still don't care. I'm just here to laugh at his dumb ass."

Well, then maybe you should consider the possibility of him getting forcibly institutionalised, having no internet access, and you getting no more precious lulz. You might want to prevent that from happening. For now, Barb's presence is keeping him somewhat grounded in reality, but once she's gone (and that won't be long) and Chris is left to his own devices, godbear fucking help him.

"If you love Chrissy so much and want to get him help, do it yourself, faggot!"

Why of course. I'm sure I'll be very helpful all the way from Australia.

"Okay, smartass. How do you think I can help?"

I know there are people on these forums who became white knights of sort after experiencing troll guilt. You stepped in to save Chris from Joshua Wise and you doxxed one of the Teen Troon morons. You convinced Chris to seek medical help when he cut his dick open. There are people here who genuinely care. There are some who have been in touch with him in real life as evidenced by those videos that has other people in them. Surely there must be a way to book him an appointment with a psychiatrist and drag his ass there whether he wants it or not. He claims he has friends in the LGBT, he's had people accompany him to conventions. Where the fuck are these people? Chris won't seek help, he thinks he's perfectly A-okay. He believes he cured his autism by watching YT videos, for fuck's sake!

Chris is exhibiting all the classic symptoms of schizophrenia:
  • Hallucinations
He hears and sees pokemons and sonichus in real world. He talks to them and they talk to him.
  • Delusions
Mostly grandiose and religious. He believes he's a person of great importance, a holy figure in his Sonichu universe, someone who will bring forth the great dimensional merge. He has the power to curse and decurse people at will. He's supremely talented, intelligent, empathetic, likeable, and just all around swell guy girl.
  • Trouble concentrating
This should go without saying. When he talks, he can't stay focused on one topic. If he's talked to, he zones out and stops paying attention. In one of the (rather ancient) phone calls he just starts playing Portal in the middle of conversation because he's bored. He may just have ADD, but it's also a symptom of schizophrenia.
  • Confused/disorganised thoughts/speech
Classic Chris. Again, this may just be his autism, but it's also associated with schizophrenia. Weird run-on sentences, lack of coherence, sudden changes of topics... you know how he is.
  • Movement disorders
According to the eyewitnesses of his latest court hearing, Chris constantly fidgets, sighs, makes odd sounds and screams, and generally doesn't seem to be able to sit still.
  • Inability to feel pleasure
This may just be his depression, but again, it's also one of the symptoms of schizophrenia.
  • Affective flattening
Chris talks in a flat, monotone voice, and struggles with displays of emotion. Classic autism, and also classic schizophrenia.
  • Struggling with basics of daily life
Chris seems to struggle with even the most basic shit like getting up in the morning, brushing his teeth and taking a shower. Maybe he's just a slob who likes to sleep till the afternoon and forgo showering for several days in a row, but it's also one of the symptoms.
  • Inability to follow through with stuff
How many projects has Chris started, how many promises he's made, only for him to forget about them all? Way too many, that's how many.
  • Social apathy
He seems to make an occasional attempt at going out and meeting new people, but other than that he seems to be happy to remain contained in his room and bitch about his delusions online. His social life is nonexistent. He has no true friends and doesn't really seem to be making any genuine effort to make them.

The whole picture is pretty depressing, but what makes me worry is the magnitude of his delusions and the fact they're only getting worse. He used to talk to Sonichu and occasionally curse people. Now he believes he's a half-sonichu goddess of entire universes full of fictional characters, and he's married to them. He believes his dead father is still alive as a sonichu. He has cut his dick open because he thought he felt a vagina growing inside.
Next Sonichu may tell him that the only way to successfully bring forth the dimensional merge is if Chris kills himself. Or goes out and kills someone else with his car because the CPUs need a human sacrifice to power their magic... You never know what can happen with schizophreniacs, but I can tell you it's not pretty. I've seen it before. Chris needs medication and regular counselling. If he's too violently opposed to counselling, at least the fucking medication is a must!

If this post is read by at least one person who's able to get in touch with Chris and do something, ANYTHING, then my work here is done. I only made an account to post this single post and I won't be back to read replies (and trust me, I questioned myself for several days whether I should do this or not!), but I encourage everyone to discuss this and think of a way to help the idiot. If nothing is done, I believe involuntary hospitalisation is in Chris's near future. And no one, not even Chris-Chan, deserves that. He's provided us all with a decade worth of entertainment, he alienated everyone and anyone, he's hated, mocked and despised by many, but he still needs help. No one other than a handful of dedicated kiwis care about him anymore, and I don't know who else to talk to.

Anyway, if you've made it this far and read this entire post, thank you. If it's within your power to help Chris, please, do. It's been a very long time since I was genuinely amused by Chris's antics. Lately he's just been kinda sad and depressing to observe.

Goodbye.
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Wait, I'm confused... so the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
 
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Now look, Barboa is gonna kick it someday. We all know that. Who is going to take Chris in? Not even joking. Someone will have to claim him. He won't survive on the streets. He'll be run over by a pickle truck before he even legs it to the Walmart McDonald's. Now who is (not me) going to take responsibility, care and shelter fatty-o?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Now look, Barboa is gonna kick it someday. We all know that. Who is going to take Chris in? Not even joking. Someone will have to claim him. He won't survive on the streets. He'll be run over by a pickle truck before he even legs it to the Walmart McDonald's. Now who is (not me) going to take responsibility, care and shelter fatty-o?
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Sockness. It'll be just like a fairytale marriage.

It's either that, a group home for speds, or the wide open streets.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Now look, Barboa is gonna kick it someday. We all know that. Who is going to take Chris in? Not even joking. Someone will have to claim him. He won't survive on the streets. He'll be run over by a pickle truck before he even legs it to the Walmart McDonald's. Now who is (not me) going to take responsibility, care and shelter fatty-o?
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Like always the government will take care of him.Feed him, keep a roof over his head all from taxpayers money.Thank God i'm not American.Some people speculate that Barb could drop dead 2 months from now.Chris doesn't really have much time left till he has to grow up.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Now look, Barboa is gonna kick it someday. We all know that. Who is going to take Chris in? Not even joking. Someone will have to claim him. He won't survive on the streets. He'll be run over by a pickle truck before he even legs it to the Walmart McDonald's. Now who is (not me) going to take responsibility, care and shelter fatty-o?
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The hard truth is that no one actually has to. Either the government does it or likely it aint happening. Even other speds will get fed up with him in a week or less.
 
WinterMoonsLight said:
Sockness. It'll be just like a fairytale marriage.

It's either that, a group home for speds, or the wide open streets.
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The real fairytale marriage is sending him the address of Philip Delici and telling Phil someone is one xir way to help pay the bills. Share the rent and Lego, new environment for Chris, they both benefit. Phil can educate Christine in the ways of the anarcho communist too, and perhaps has a figging partner in her.
 
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Is Chris still sperging over the Console Wars and being a diehard Sony fan? I know he's "accepting" of OC's from Xbox but you'd think this CPU Neptunia shit would only strengthen his resolve for Playstation
 
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HaldolJunkie said:
Like always the government will take care of him.Feed him, keep a roof over his head all from taxpayers money.Thank God i'm not American.Some people speculate that Barb could drop dead 2 months from now.Chris doesn't really have much time left till he has to grow up.
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Public Housing usually takes a ton of time and effort to get and has a pretty sizeable waiting list so I’d guess it’s more likely some sort of psych hospital or the streets, considering Barb has pissed away any sort of money they might have had.
 
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I think literally came to me during a smoke break at work.... could @Axiom /Catherine be the one who caused Chris to care about Neptunia so much?

I know it was the Idea People but I just remembered some Catie Chris art that was Catie "recharging" his heart by connecting fucking jumper cables to each other's nipples.

And I remember @Axiom always posted pics of her cosplays (including Nudes for some dumb reason) and they kinda remind me of Neptunia...
 
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duff101 said:
Is it just me or are the Cheeki Breeki cyka blyat “master trolls” seeming to be becoming more common in the wake of the idea guys, or is it just what edgelord teens are into nowadays?
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It is, people like Life of Boris just makes Eastern Europe and the former Soviet blocs to be weird and fascinating place where STALKER or Metro type stuff happens all the time.
 
duff101 said:
Public Housing usually takes a ton of time and effort to get and has a pretty sizeable waiting list so I’d guess it’s more likely some sort of psych hospital or the streets, considering Barb has pissed away any sort of money they might have had.
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Chris could probably get some sort of shitty apartment. He gets a guaranteed $1300 (or whatever it is) a month from the taxpayers. Landlords love the guaranteed income
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Do you really think KF *can* save him? I do not believe it to be possible.
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Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'.

I'll catch this cow for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad cow. Not like going down to twitter chasin' tards and speds! This cow, browbeat you whole. Little sighin', little autism, an' down you go. And we gotta do it quick! That'll bring back your content, put all your shitposts on a daily basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant.

I value my neck a lot more than a few ratings. I'll find him for ratings, but I'll wrangle him, and break him, for access to the supporter ratings. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay entertained, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on old content the whole winter.

I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many autists on this forum. Supporter ratings access for me by myself.

For that you get the taint...

the duck...

the whole damn thing.
 
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