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when I was younger I used to like to masturbate to chris. masturbating to a fucking autistic beast felt so taboo and really added to the thrill, it felt like such a forbidden fruit. I never came though because chris is fucking disgusting and I have standards
So you’re that tard on reddit who admitted to jerking his gherkin to Chris farting on a cake!
 
Yknow at a certain point I wonder how many people actually want to help Chris, and how many just post crap about his mental state and POTENTIALLY helping Chris so they don't have any sort of guilt towards him when he inevitability bites the big one. I can understand that some people legit feel bad for him but, at the same time its getting to the point of virtue signaling for the sake of virtue signaling.
 
Yknow at a certain point I wonder how many people actually want to help Chris, and how many just post crap about his mental state and POTENTIALLY helping Chris so they don't have any sort of guilt towards him when he inevitability bites the big one. I can understand that some people legit feel bad for him but, at the same time its getting to the point of virtue signaling for the sake of virtue signaling.

I think a lot of people do genuinely feel bad for the situation he's going to find himself in very soon. At the same time, they do realize based on his past with people attempting to help him that it is a fruitless task, he just ignores or bites the hand that feeds him and continued off in lala land. Might be a bad example, but it's like having a drug addict family member. You can feel bad that they're destroying their life, you want to help them, you have tried helping them in the past, but ultimately, they have to be the ones who take the first step in wanting to better their life. That's how it is with Chris, at least from my perspective.
 
I think a lot of people do genuinely feel bad for the situation he's going to find himself in very soon. At the same time, they do realize based on his past with people attempting to help him that it is a fruitless task, he just ignores or bites the hand that feeds him and continued off in lala land. Might be a bad example, but it's like having a drug addict family member. You can feel bad that they're destroying their life, you want to help them, you have tried helping them in the past, but ultimately, they have to be the ones who take the first step in wanting to better their life. That's how it is with Chris, at least from my perspective.
Only way Chris will think of helping himself is if its to free stuff. I dont personally think Chris mentally understands what will happen once the tugboat ends. That and he also has never known what its like to hit rock bottom so he wont be able to react to it / resent the people for trying to help him once he reaches that point. Its a crazy catch 22 that I hope doesn't happen but at the same time Im almost waiting for it.
 
I wonder how many people from Chris’ high school class know how infamous he is? Obviously I wouldn’t expect a single soul to give a shit once they got out of his sphere of influence but it would be funny if someone could say “Hey, I went to school with that retard!”
 
What do you reckon became of Mia Hamm’s life after Chris? Did the traumatic experience with Chris cause her to go straight? Is she sitting somewhere in the Midwest, thinking about Chris and lusting over his bent duck?

Due the confirmation that the condom broke, she wound up birthing Crystal. And she has no time to call old Johns to join her on Maury.
 
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I wonder how many people from Chris’ high school class know how infamous he is?
Is he really that infamous? Like, truly? It's not like he's some serial killer where you have a billion A&E documentaries on him with all these people talking about how they knew him in high school.
 
Is he really that infamous? Like, truly? It's not like he's some serial killer where you have a billion A&E documentaries on him with all these people talking about how they knew him in high school.
I’d say he was likely weird enough in high school that he would come up in a random, drunken conversation amongst his former peers and would warrant a quick search.
 
I’d say he was likely weird enough in high school that he would come up in a random, drunken conversation amongst his former peers and would warrant a quick search.
Proabably not, he seemed to be just some dweeb that would get angry over little things like GETTING AN "F" IN ENGLISH CLASS or whatever. As far as I know he never mentioned being on the recieving end of any bullying or even experiencing anything bad at high school that might've triggered some sort of interesting reaction, if there where any bad memories then he would've at least mentioned them since all he does today is complain about the trolls.
He was proabably that weird kid that kept themself to themselves since he wasn't truly on his lovequest yet, any one who would've tried picking on him would've either felt too much pity or been too disgusted.
 
Yknow at a certain point I wonder how many people actually want to help Chris, and how many just post crap about his mental state and POTENTIALLY helping Chris so they don't have any sort of guilt towards him when he inevitability bites the big one. I can understand that some people legit feel bad for him but, at the same time its getting to the point of virtue signaling for the sake of virtue signaling.
I learned to stop feeling guilt a few months after joining. I'm just excited to get my virtual law chair and watch the inevitable dumpster fire that is Barb's death. Sure, Chris will be fine initially, but I expect all hell will break loose. Very few people actually give a fuck about Chris, and I'm sure I can count them on one hand.
 
Yknow at a certain point I wonder how many people actually want to help Chris, and how many just post crap about his mental state and POTENTIALLY helping Chris so they don't have any sort of guilt towards him when he inevitability bites the big one. I can understand that some people legit feel bad for him but, at the same time its getting to the point of virtue signaling for the sake of virtue signaling.
Personally I don’t like to see anyone suffer but at the same time when people consistently refuse help and self improvement there comes a point when you have to divest yourself emotionally. I feel bad for Chris for things out of his control, but at the same time things he has the physical and mental ability to change and doesn’t make me less inclined to feel bad.
 
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