Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

I'm actually still wondering why my idea that Chris would be forever a Virgin With Rage met with so much resistance regardless of whether or not he is a virgin. He's still a Virgin With Rage simply because he chose to rage so hard about being a Virgin. The anger and entitlement is still there.

So what is the issue?

Chris feels he is entitled to sex. He will never be entitled to sex. He rages. Therefore he meets his own definition of a Virgin With Rage.

Maybe Marvin can help me since no one else even bothers.

Because it isn't still there. After Chris lost his virginity, he actually pretty quickly started losing interest in sex. He does still want to find a partner, but only as a replacement Barb, and even that isn't a significant part of his bitching nowadays. Most of his bitching nowadays is about his high school friends and all the mean people in Charlottesville who aren't being his friends and shit like that. Chris almost never talks about sex. He doesn't rage about it. The virgin issue is long gone.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Because it isn't still there. After Chris lost his virginity, he actually pretty quickly started losing interest in sex. He does still want to find a partner, but only as a replacement Barb, and even that isn't a significant part of his bitching nowadays. Most of his bitching nowadays is about his high school friends and all the mean people in Charlottesville who aren't being his friends and shit like that. Chris almost never talks about sex. He doesn't rage about it. The virgin issue is long gone.

You have mentioned how happy the hookie-nookie made him though; his lack of sexual appetite is probably caused by other factors (like being obese, depressed and in the constant company of Mama), no?
That being said, I have no idea how one can become a virgin again.

 

[Marvin]

Because it isn't still there. After Chris lost his virginity, he actually pretty quickly started losing interest in sex. He does still want to find a partner, but only as a replacement Barb, and even that isn't a significant part of his bitching nowadays. Most of his bitching nowadays is about his high school friends and all the mean people in Charlottesville who aren't being his friends and shit like that. Chris almost never talks about sex. He doesn't rage about it. The virgin issue is long gone.

You have mentioned how happy the hookie-nookie made him though; his lack of sexual appetite is probably caused by other factors (like being obese, depressed and in the constant company of Mama), no?
That being said, I have no idea how one can become a virgin again.

Oh yeah, for a bit afterwards, he was pretty excited about it. And yeah, I can't imagine his diet of mcdonalds and tv dinners does much for his sexual desire.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Makes me wonder how much of it was about sex and how much of it was just about the virgin label. No doubt his libido has faded with age, but years ago he said that he only masturbated like once a week which is pretty surprising considering how much he fixated on sex back then. So either he was lying or he doesn't seem to have ever had much of a libido.

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

I'm of the disposition that paying a prostitute for sex to lose your virginity is like paying someone to grind your World of Warcraft character for you. Sure, you got what you wanted, but you didn't "earn" it.

So it doesn't count.

 

[CatParty]

I'm of the disposition that paying a prostitute for sex to lose your virginity is like paying someone to grind your World of Warcraft character for you. Sure, you got what you wanted, but you didn't "earn" it.

So it doesn't count.

Ugh he had sex. He's not a virgin.

 

[Mr. 0]

I'm of the disposition that paying a prostitute for sex to lose your virginity is like paying someone to grind your World of Warcraft character for you. Sure, you got what you wanted, but you didn't "earn" it.

So it doesn't count.

Don't start that again, you cultural virgin.

 

[dogprince]

I'm of the disposition that paying a prostitute for sex to lose your virginity is like paying someone to grind your World of Warcraft character for you. Sure, you got what you wanted, but you didn't "earn" it.

So it doesn't count.

imo it would probably be a better idea overall to pay someone to grind your WoW character. You'd save time and money.

Though it would probably be smarter to not play WoW in the first place.
And he's not a virgin.

 

[Varis]

Oh, for some reason I was thinking you were talking of Rule34 stuff only.

Let's see...there were the Calling Out videos, his response to losing the Playstation contest, the Rollin' and Trollin' vid...

I could have worded my question better. I'm basically looking for (if one exists) / compiling a list of videos, art and other things Chris has made on his own accord, with little-to-no troll / sweetheart influence. He has done a lot of weird things for china, but his own ideas are even more fascinating.

It's Chris marathon time for me.

I don't think these are categorized as such anywhere at this time. The safe bet is to look at stuff from before 2008 and after 2012, as 2008 to 2012 is when the trolling was in high gear.

Right, this project...

I finally got around to finishing my list, but there are still many, many videos that I'm not sure about. It would be awesome if anyone could confirm the origin of these.

Spoiler

Apology to Game & Hobby Place
CWC's Message for Ivy Since their phone calls weren't documented, it's hard to be sure about all the Ivy videos.
[cwc]CWC Update 12 April 2009[/cwc] Ivy wanted Chris to "dedicate" the dating ed episode to her / her pet crab.
[cwc]The Return of Kimmi[/cwc]
[cwc]I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy[/cwc]
[cwc]ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain[/cwc]
[cwc]MEOW[/cwc]
Don't Trust Any Homos Over There
[cwc]Cwc dare[/cwc]
C.W.C. - Thank You Chris simply isn't bright enough to come to this conclusion on his own.
[cwc]CWC - Hand Drawn Original[/cwc]
[cwc]I Love You Kacey[/cwc]
[cwc]IPods Down and Listen Up[/cwc]
[cwc]A Sonichu Day[/cwc]
[cwc]The MovingFoward videos[/cwc] Trolls promised money for the destruction if Chris' PS3, so I'm not sure if this counts.
[cwc]ToJackie[/cwc]
[cwc]Correction of EX relationship status[/cwc] I understood that there were some emails related to this, but I'm having trouble tracking them down.
[cwc]Kaka Makeup Basics[/cwc]


Jacklyn's 31 Days of Halloween Contest
The contest was Jackie's idea, but it looks like Chris may have come up with some of the costumes on his own.

[cwc]100 2267[/cwc]
[cwc]100 2270[/cwc]
[cwc]I like Mary Poppins[/cwc]
[cwc]100 2279[/cwc]
[cwc]Breast Cancer Awareness[/cwc]
[cwc]Gilligan Be or Not[/cwc]
[cwc]Vitameatavegamin[/cwc]


Blackmail / Calling Out Videos
I'm aware that trolls fed Chris the information, but were the blackmail videos his own idea?

[cwc]Chris Calls Clyde Out[/cwc]
[cwc]Clyde is Weaker than Water[/cwc]
[cwc]Getting Foam Ed[/cwc]
Calling Out "Tito" - Don
Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"
Calling Out "Alec_Benson_Leary" - Christopher
Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy
Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada
Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya
Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"
Re-Calling Ahuvia
Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David
Response to ADF
Christopher Paul Whitney reveal

 

[Henry Bemis]

Because it isn't still there. After Chris lost his virginity, he actually pretty quickly started losing interest in sex. He does still want to find a partner, but only as a replacement Barb, and even that isn't a significant part of his bitching nowadays. Most of his bitching nowadays is about his high school friends and all the mean people in Charlottesville who aren't being his friends and shit like that. Chris almost never talks about sex. He doesn't rage about it. The virgin issue is long gone.

You have mentioned how happy the hookie-nookie made him though; his lack of sexual appetite is probably caused by other factors (like being obese, depressed and in the constant company of Mama), no?
That being said, I have no idea how one can become a virgin again.

Oh yeah, for a bit afterwards, he was pretty excited about it. And yeah, I can't imagine his diet of mcdonalds and tv dinners does much for his sexual desire.

I'm also guessing losing his virginity under the threat of jail time left a bad impression.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris almost never talks about sex.

I suspect it's still on his mind though. After all, his big comeback to the gal-pals' steel-plating was "See? People DO want to bang fat autistic manchildren and so should you".

 

[Marvin]

Chris almost never talks about sex.

I suspect it's still on his mind though. After all, his big comeback to the gal-pals' steel-plating was "See? People DO want to bang fat autistic manchildren and so should you".

Eh, I think it's more that an outside source would need to bring up the topic to him, rather than he thinking about it on his own. He made that post probably because he saw her tweet first and it reminded him of sex.

Sex is probably the third (or more) most important topic on his mind. First, he's going to be thinking about how miserable he is and how his friends should come back to him. Second, he's thinking about his video games. Anything past those top two topics, I doubt he'll think about much on his own.

 

[Horde Prime]

I'm of the disposition that paying a prostitute for sex to lose your virginity is like paying someone to grind your World of Warcraft character for you. Sure, you got what you wanted, but you didn't "earn" it.

So it doesn't count.

Ugh he had sex. He's not a virgin.

Yeah I'd say it counts, it's just a sad way to lose your virginity IMO. I did feel bad for him.

 

[JeffGoldblumIRL]

I'm just rustling jimmies for the sake of making a joke. Sex is sex, I guess.

 

[dboz]

Wow, I just found out that the guy behind Liquid Chris is a huge tool with a shitty youtube and the girl behind Kacey is a giant hamplanet.

 

[Mr. 0]

Wow, I just found out that the guy behind Liquid Chris is a huge tool with a shitty youtube and the girl behind Kacey is a giant hamplanet.

Don't you mean Liquid's brother is a huge tool with a shitty YT? That Liquid has magically appeared in?

 

[cypocryphy]

Liquid hates da homos just as much as the real Chris does.

 

[YouDorks]

I'm starting to think of Chris more as a tragic hero than the all-out Hitler clone A-Logs make him out to be. He's of noble birth to the founder of CWCVille, blinded by his own Hubris, and vaguely hot for his mother, whom he now functions as a surrogate spouse for.

Sooner or later no doubt, Chris is going to gouge his own eyes out with the hairpins his mother used to hang herself.

 

[dboz]

Wow, I just found out that the guy behind Liquid Chris is a huge tool with a shitty youtube and the girl behind Kacey is a giant hamplanet.

Don't you mean Liquid's brother is a huge tool with a shitty YT? That Liquid has magically appeared in?

http://www.youtube.com/user/SimplySpoons/videos

Is this him or his brother? It looks a lot like Liquid...

Liquid hates da homos just as much as the real Chris does.

Yeah he's a teabagger apparently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VwZvh4R4XU

Oh god....I know this is old news, but seriously ...

 

[Dale Cooper]

Wow, I just found out that the guy behind Liquid Chris is a huge tool with a shitty youtube

Liquid hates da homos just as much as the real Chris does.

Huh. That upsets me more than it should. That's one of my favorite sagas.