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Sorry if dumb/already answered question, but does Chris know that all of his online sweethearts were trolls? I know he's become a lot more jaded about trolling in recent years and has renounced online socialization completely, but is he fully aware that none of those people were real or is it more like "Most of my sweethearts were dudes pretending to be women... but the ones who killed themselves over me were totally legit".
 
Anustart said:
Sorry if dumb/already answered question, but does Chris know that all of his online sweethearts were trolls? I know he's become a lot more jaded about trolling in recent years and has renounced online socialization completely, but is he fully aware that none of those people were real or is it more like "Most of my sweethearts were dudes pretending to be women... but the ones who killed themselves over me were totally legit".
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It changes depending on who he's talking to

If he wants to look like a victim, they're trolls. If he wants to look like rico suave, they're real
 
According to Wild's profile page he is the Chaotic Combo's "2nd in command," but there doesn't seem to be a mention of who their leader is. My best guess is Magi - for obvious reasons - but I'm hoping that someone else here knows for sure.
 
futurologist101 said:
He claims to be descended from Anne Boleyn but the daughter she had, Queen Elizabeth 1 was a virgin. He also claims to have a Cherokee ancestor. Does anyone know a lot about his family background and what it can be traced to?
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I did a little bit of research on this. The Cherokee tribe is a bit different from most Native tribes in the US as it does not require a blood quantum--that is, a blood percentage--in order to qualify for Cherokee Nation status. In 1907, the US government enacted what were called the "Dawes Rolls," which as a list of Natives Americans who belonged to the "Five Civilized Tribes." To qualify for Cherokee Nation status, you have to have had a blood relative listed on the Dawes Rolls and be able to provide proof of unbroken lineage since then. I've taken a look at the Dawes Rolls and there are a few Chandlers listed as being Cherokee . . . whether or not they're related to Chris, though, that's up to someone else to determine.
 
I did some research too, and Wes Iseli is definitely descended from the Wasabi Clan. He's probably getting a cut of their casino money even.
 
Varis said:
According to Wild's profile page he is the Chaotic Combo's "2nd in command," but there doesn't seem to be a mention of who their leader is. My best guess is Magi - for obvious reasons - but I'm hoping that someone else here knows for sure.
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I'd assume Sonichu is the leader of the Chaotic Combo. Being the name of the book and all.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Varis said:
According to Wild's profile page he is the Chaotic Combo's "2nd in command," but there doesn't seem to be a mention of who their leader is. My best guess is Magi - for obvious reasons - but I'm hoping that someone else here knows for sure.
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I'd assume Sonichu is the leader of the Chaotic Combo. Being the name of the book and all.
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Nah, it's probably Chris. I mean the comic is called sonichu but it's all pretty much Chris stroking his fucking huge ego
 
Count groudon said:
DrChristianTroy said:
Varis said:
According to Wild's profile page he is the Chaotic Combo's "2nd in command," but there doesn't seem to be a mention of who their leader is. My best guess is Magi - for obvious reasons - but I'm hoping that someone else here knows for sure.
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I'd assume Sonichu is the leader of the Chaotic Combo. Being the name of the book and all.
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Nah, it's probably Chris. I mean the comic is called sonichu but it's all pretty much Chris stroking his fucking huge ego
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Good point. I figured the Chaotic Combo was the group of Sonichus but if we include Chris he is totally the leader.
 
[youtube]S2rjNcvsWEs[/youtube]

I completely forgot about this video before I stumbled upon it today, very underrated :lol: What exactly was the context behind Chris making it?
 
Is Barb still a heavy drinker or a drinker at all? I know that she and Bob went out drinking every night when Chris was little ( when they should have been spending time with him), but has she really drank much since the 90s at all? If so what? I imagine shed be a wine cooler type, or perhaps straight whiskey or moonshine. Chris' taste in alcohol probably came from neither of his parents, just for the record.
 
Christory101 said:
Is Barb still a heavy drinker or a drinker at all? I know that she and Bob went out drinking every night when Chris was little ( when they should have been spending time with him), but has she really drank much since the 90s at all? If so what? I imagine shed be a wine cooler type, or perhaps straight whiskey or moonshine. Chris' taste in alcohol probably came from neither of his parents, just for the record.
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wouldn't you drink heavily if you had chris as a son?
 
Christory101 said:
Is Barb still a heavy drinker or a drinker at all? I know that she and Bob went out drinking every night when Chris was little ( when they should have been spending time with him), but has she really drank much since the 90s at all? If so what? I imagine shed be a wine cooler type, or perhaps straight whiskey or moonshine. Chris' taste in alcohol probably came from neither of his parents, just for the record.
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I don't think you'd be able to notice the difference between her being sober and drunk.
When I'm old, though, I want to spend my last days swigging wishkey in my greenhouse while listening to records; that shit be bitchin'.
 
Christory101 said:
Is Barb still a heavy drinker or a drinker at all?
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No.

Christory101 said:
I know that she and Bob went out drinking every night when Chris was little ( when they should have been spending time with him), but has she really drank much since the 90s at all? If so what? I imagine shed be a wine cooler type, or perhaps straight whiskey or moonshine. Chris' taste in alcohol probably came from neither of his parents, just for the record.
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I've heard that story a lot and that was from Cole, right? Yeah... if that was from Cole, I really don't take it seriously.
 
Christory101 said:
Is Barb still a heavy drinker or a drinker at all? I know that she and Bob went out drinking every night when Chris was little ( when they should have been spending time with him), but has she really drank much since the 90s at all? If so what? I imagine shed be a wine cooler type, or perhaps straight whiskey or moonshine. Chris' taste in alcohol probably came from neither of his parents, just for the record.
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Not sure, but we have it on record from Coleslaw that Borb left Chris with "the babysitter" so they could go out and drink. fast forward a decade and a half and Barb starts using Toys R' Us as a free daycare where she can drop Chris off for hours at a time. Either she's doing that to have some peace and quiet, or she's leaving him under someone else's supervision so she and Bob could potentially go get some booze. Seems like a running gag.
 
Waturdman and Anna are a special breed of idiot who get off on asspatting a retard. Life for them must be pretty crap to have to jump on the Chris "gravy train :briefs: " to feel better.
 
twf said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2rjNcvsWEs

I completely forgot about this video before I stumbled upon it today, very underrated :lol: What exactly was the context behind Chris making it?
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:story: Wow Christian, you really look like a EXPECTATIONAL INDIVIDUAL in your movie! Are you a bit retarded in real life?

Christory101 said:
Is Barb still a heavy drinker or a drinker at all? I know that she and Bob went out drinking every night when Chris was little ( when they should have been spending time with him), but has she really drank much since the 90s at all? If so what? I imagine shed be a wine cooler type, or perhaps straight whiskey or moonshine.
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After their water got turned off I bet Barb had Chrishun making batches of moonshine in their bathtub. In fact, that's probably what caused the fire.
 
Holdek said:
After their water got turned off I bet Barb had Chrishun making batches of moonshine in their bathtub. In fact, that's probably what caused the fire.
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i don't think anyone would want some chandler home-made hooch.
 
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