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Carlson said:
cahoots said:
I assume Bob was just passing the buck to Barb to deal with.

As far as him not hearing it, he was an old man and if he did hear it, probably dismissed it. We can only imagine the things he's disregarded in the past.
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Think about how fucking LOUD that manchild is. How many videos of him involve screaming, jumping, falling, and stomping? Bob has barged in on Chris a grand total of twice in his videos and audio, if I remember correctly.

It's completely possible that Bob was ignoring his son like usual and just happened to be walking in for another reason.
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He walked in because Bryan Bash called Bob and told him Chris posted a video on JewTube saying he was gonna kill himself. The old man went in to investigate, and the rest is Christory.
 
So, this came up in conversation....and unfortunately due to the CWCki being down I can't look for the answer, so here goes:

Chris was largely uninterested in girls when he was in high-school, the interest sparked when he was in PVCC. My question is the following. What sparked this? Was there an incident that made him realize about girls and sex? Or is it just undocumented and it "just happened"?

Thanks!
 
Venusaur said:
So, this came up in conversation....and unfortunately due to the CWCki being down I can't look for the answer, so here goes:

Chris was largely uninterested in girls when he was in high-school, the interest sparked when he was in PVCC. My question is the following. What sparked this? Was there an incident that made him realize about girls and sex? Or is it just undocumented and it "just happened"?

Thanks!
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For the most part, the "spark" was discovering softcore porn at 16. Chris had to known about sex/relationships in an academic sense beforehand, at least from his heteronormative media consumption; the porn is when we can assume he "got it."
 
Venusaur said:
So, this came up in conversation....and unfortunately due to the CWCki being down I can't look for the answer, so here goes:

Chris was largely uninterested in girls when he was in high-school, the interest sparked when he was in PVCC. My question is the following. What sparked this? Was there an incident that made him realize about girls and sex? Or is it just undocumented and it "just happened"?

Thanks!
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I think he decided he needed a girlfriend that time he got tossed out of class on his birthday? Because he had no one to comfort him or something.
 
Christ-ian said:
I think he decided he needed a girlfriend that time he got tossed out of class on his birthday? Because he had no one to comfort him or something.
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That sounds about right; from what I remember, he got tossed out of his English class, and, when he realised that nobody was giving him validation, he decided to look for a girlfriend. Of course, how he got the leap from his strictly platonic gal-pals to the "third date sex is inevitable" mindset that earned him so much scorn, I never figured out.
 
Is Chris the most undatable person in the Western Hemisphere? I should go back to the nut house for just typing this but... Imagine if the planets collide on Friday the 13th and he gets a GF? [This will probably only be possible if he'll decide to play on his popularity (which won't happend of course because... it's Chris). As you know there isn't such a thing as bad popularity. Being infamous is still fame in the today's materialistic society.] How fast would he get dissapointed that he can't play vidya 100% of the time now, that he must spend at least some time on his woman, who would probably regret going steady with him as the greatest mistake of her life? Knowing how much he doesn't like any change, even the ones most people recognize as good or at least stimulating changes. Well, long story short, he will still whine about it. With his anger issues etc.
 
Whispy said:
Is Chris the most undatable person in the Western Hemisphere? I should go back to the nut house for just typing this but... Imagine if the planets collide on Friday the 13th and he gets a GF? [This will probably only be possible if he'll decide to play on his popularity (which won't happend of course because... it's Chris). As you know there isn't such a thing as bad popularity. Being infamous is still fame in the today's materialistic society.] How fast would he get dissapointed that he can't play vidya 100% of the time now, that he must spend at least some time on his woman, who would probably regret going steady with him as the greatest mistake of her life? Knowing how much he doesn't like any change, even the ones most people recognize as good or at least stimulating changes. Well, long story short, he will still whine about it. With his anger issues etc.
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Okay:
  • Chris is the most undateable person on Earth. Even serial abusers can get people to date them.
  • Chris would never get a girlfriend, planets or otherwise.
  • Even if he did a get girlfriend, he'd quickly lose her (think minutes not days)
  • He would still complain about something
 
Batman said:
Chris is the most undateable person on Earth
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I've seen horrible deformed creatures with intelligence of a tennis ball who still had 1 crazy female attracted to them. (Thanks, internet). We can agree that Chan's chances are slim to none. But you can't seriously think he's the worst case Earth-wide. Just one of the worst.
 
Christ-ian said:
I think he decided he needed a girlfriend that time he got tossed out of class on his birthday? Because he had no one to comfort him or something.
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Thanks for the answers guys, I completely forgot about that incident.
 
Venusaur said:
Christ-ian said:
I think he decided he needed a girlfriend that time he got tossed out of class on his birthday? Because he had no one to comfort him or something.
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Thanks for the answers guys, I completely forgot about that incident.
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That story perfectly demonstrates that all Chris really wants is another mommy. Outside of sex, what other romantic relationship activities did Chris ever show a great interest in? His plans for dates were all centered on doing only things he would want to do.
 
DId Chris buy a high school class ring? If he did I would think he would still be wearing it since he won't move past beyond MHS days. Jostens won't tell you people don't wear those after they graduate HS
 
1nomadcowatbk1 said:
DId Chris buy a high school class ring?
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He did indeed, and it's the true source of his Anchuent Powers:
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Okay. So this isnt deserving of its own thread, but its something I am pointing out. The way Chris writes female characters as theese shoppers and all?

I think I now know where he got it from

Edit: And that was a lovely panty shot of the hedgehog - Some guy narrating this
 
1nomadcowatbk1 said:
DId Chris buy a high school class ring? If he did I would think he would still be wearing it since he won't move past beyond MHS days. Jostens won't tell you people don't wear those after they graduate HS
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I believe he was even still wearing it in his Lego playset video.
 
Will his attachment to that ring remain, even though it turns out his fond high school memories are actually his own invention? Be interesting to see how that unfolds...
 
Axiom said:
Will his attachment to that ring remain, even though it turns out his fond high school memories are actually his own invention? Be interesting to see how that unfolds...
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Did his ring survive the fire or did it burn with the horde?
 
I haven't been able to hang out on the boards too often lately, so maybe i missed it, but Chris seems awfully quiet these days?
 
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