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Christ-ian said:
I found this article and... Well, just have a read:
http://i.imgur.com/6sH8HQ9.png

Sounds hauntingly familiar, especially the "standing my ground" part after being confronted about being creepy in a mall.
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"Pick-up artist" (edit: oops, word filter) led off in handcuffs. :D What a hero.
 
Varis said:
Christ-ian said:
I found this article and... Well, just have a read:
http://i.imgur.com/6sH8HQ9.png

Sounds hauntingly familiar, especially the "standing my ground" part after being confronted about being creepy in a mall.
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"Child Molester" (edit: oops, word filter) led off in handcuffs. :D What a hero.
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Seriously Chris and his Sweetheart Sign is like a sad representation of all the bullshit RooshV crap that lures so many gullible young men on the internet. Rom Coms may be to blame as well (wonder if Chris ever saw "Say Anything"). The reality of things is you take your chances and sometimes you just get lucky.

So maybe Chris (when he whines about women) is just the most obvious tumour of an already sick society.
 
Varis said:
"Child Molester" (edit: oops, word filter) led off in handcuffs. :D What a hero.
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Can we get an exhaustive list of words that are getting filtered? Because, as scummy as a lot of these *ick-up artists are, is there really a point in filtering the phrase to "Child Molester"?
 
Rev. Rye said:
Varis said:
"Child Molester" (edit: oops, word filter) led off in handcuffs. :D What a hero.
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Can we get an exhaustive list of words that are getting filtered? Because, as scummy as a lot of these *ick-up artists are, is there really a point in filtering the phrase to "Child Molester"?
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No because then it won't be funny.
 
This... may be a horrendously stupid question, but did Alec voice Lars? I know he was the guy behind most of Jackie, so I was wondering.
 
This has been on my mind for a bit,

but who was the black woman who gave Christian a "difficult time" and what were the circumstances surrounding said time?
 
WiseOldBadger said:
This has been on my mind for a bit,

but who was the black woman who gave Christian a "difficult time" and what were the circumstances surrounding said time?
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From my understanding she was an employee at McDonalds. No one knows exactly what went down, but it's been speculated from OPL's post that he was stealing complimentary newspapers and she scolded him.
 
It seems that Chris still hasn't got the PS4 yet, as he's playing The Lego Movie Game.... on the PS3.
 
It appears Chris has been banned from a number of places in Charlottesville Ruckersville..

Maybe a thick question, but where hasn't he been banned that he goes to apart from Mcdonalds and da goodwill?

Target and walmart banns seem to make a big impact on people in Chris and Barb's position
 
He's been banned from McDonald's before. Granted it was a Wal-Mart McDonald's. But then he caused trouble at another McDonald's, something to do with the aforementioned hard time black lady.

There's nowhere else that he frequents that he hasn't been banned from. Or if there is, I can't think of a place. Ask Marvin, he'd know.
 
That could spell disaster for Barb.

If her errand boy keeps getting banned, who will get her the q-sands and rump medicine she so desperately needs?
 
Has Chris given up on trying to prove how strong he is? Does even he know he's a puss?
 
ChurchofGodBear, yes he has. He probably never cared to begin with, aside from impressing potential sweethearts.

Speaking of Sweethearts, what was the deal with CakeFarts exactly? Did he think it would arouse/entice Jackie? Did he do it just to be funny or silly? Maybe not to arouse her but make her laugh?

I tried looking it up, but I guess it is good that it has been taken down. Sounded rancid from the cwcki description.
 
Mondo Zappa said:
WiseOldBadger said:
This has been on my mind for a bit,

but who was the black woman who gave Christian a "difficult time" and what were the circumstances surrounding said time?
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From my understanding she was an employee at McDonalds. No one knows exactly what went down, but it's been speculated from OPL's post that he was stealing complimentary newspapers and she scolded him.
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Yeah, that's what went down. I think he was stealing them for the dogs, which I all but guarantee are still not house trained.
 
Due to the locked thread, I learned today that "bob walks in" was done on Valentines Day. That makes it even MORE hilarious.
 
sparklemilhouse said:
Due to the locked thread, I learned today that "bob walks in" was done on Valentines Day. That makes it even MORE hilarious.
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Yeah I think Chris was in the middle of a Valentine's "Date". :lol:
 
Time for a borderline question, but has Chris ever bothered to say why he doesn't regularly bathe? I have to think that one of the fake Internet girls asked at some point.
 
I read through the old Facebook leak again and noticed Chris mentioning Jackie joining Facebook and how he was, briefly, hoping for a relationship with her. Did anything ever come out of that? Was it even the "real" Jackie?
Also, what was that about "Hurricane Jackie" destroying his little Lego city? Was that in the old e-mails?
 
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