Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[BlueSpikeLegend]

What if Bob's soul is haunting Chris until 2015?

 

[CatParty]

What if Bob's soul is haunting Chris until 2015?

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[BlueSpikeLegend]

By bad.

A new one, Why does Chris think Gays are trying to trick him off the Straight path? Did a gay guy come onto him in HS or something?

 

[Carlson]

By bad.

A new one, Why does Chris think Gays are trying to trick him off the Straight path? Did a gay guy come onto him in HS or something?

It's pretty common among old bigots like Borb, especially in less progressive areas like the South, for people to be taught that homosexuals are basically sexual deviants and/or pedophiles looking to convert people to gay. Chris is probably just spouting whatever bigoted crap he heard as a kid.

 

[Axiom]

By bad.

A new one, Why does Chris think Gays are trying to trick him off the Straight path? Did a gay guy come onto him in HS or something?

It's pretty common among old bigots like Borb, especially in less progressive areas like the South, for people to be taught that homosexuals are basically sexual deviants and/or pedophiles looking to convert people to gay. Chris is probably just spouting whatever bigoted crap he heard as a kid.

Go look on YouTube for old anti-gay PSA videos. They almost always portray gay men (lesbians are apparently not a thing) as sexual predators and pedophiles.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

It doesn't seem like it in the recent videos that were leaked, but does Chris still wear makeup? The last reference I can find to him doing so were around the time of the trial. He's toned down his "tomgirl"-ness a bit since starting it, so does that have something to do with it? Or perhaps he can no longer afford to shop at Sephora, which Google tells me is fairly expensive.

I think his tomgirlness has really gone to nothing, gradually, since he started it. Mostly because of laziness. Dressing up as a girl is a lot of work and he's just not going to sink the effort into it regularly.

It's baffling that he even started it for it to be so short lived. Now he's on Failosophy forever.

Do we know who told him to "get in touch with his feminine side?"

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Then there's that whole theory that Chris is naturally asexual, which would make sense about Chris being so deathly afraid of being turned gay.
Let's begin with the whole theory. I think it makes a lot of sense. Chris does not have a natural sex drive, so his desire was only an another autistic obsession, like a kid desperately wanting that expensive toy. He was a Virgin with Rage because he just wanted what all the JERKS have. Now, there's the fact that he came off as a huge horny pervert - that's also because of the "autistic obsession" part. And typically with him being honest, he had no filter when talking about it with people, or doing any act regarding it. That's why he saw absolutely nothing wrong in ShecameforCWC.jpg.
But let's get to the point. As the CWCki says, this artificial sexuality of his makes him think that sexuality is something to be consciously maintained, like routine maintenance of a car. He had to train himself to be as STRAIGHT as possible. So it makes sense that he'd be afraid of being turned gay, when your sexuality is a fluid commodity.

 

[Xarpho]

It's pretty common among old bigots like Borb, especially in less progressive areas like the South, for people to be taught that homosexuals are basically sexual deviants and/or pedophiles looking to convert people to gay. Chris is probably just spouting whatever bigoted crap he heard as a kid.

According to the Cwcki, it's that he misinterpreted stuff from South Park and Family Guy. In all of OPL's work, he's hardly a moral guardian-type in terms of sex (boxes of porn, SheCameForCWC, etc. etc.), nor does he have anything against lesbians. Or transvestites for that matter.

 

[Henry Bemis]

By bad.

A new one, Why does Chris think Gays are trying to trick him off the Straight path? Did a gay guy come onto him in HS or something?

It's pretty common among old bigots like Borb, especially in less progressive areas like the South, for people to be taught that homosexuals are basically sexual deviants and/or pedophiles looking to convert people to gay. Chris is probably just spouting whatever bigoted crap he heard as a kid.

It's also, in a strange way, another prop for his ego if he believes gay men are chomping at the bit to pull him to the gay side.

There's a Kacey Call (23, I think) where she rips this apart. Chris can only stutter.

 

[Null]

There's a Kacey Call (23, I think) where she rips this apart. Chris can only stutter.

I'd go listen to this if I could stand her nasally whine for more than a few seconds.

 

[exball]

There's a Kacey Call (23, I think) where she rips this apart. Chris can only stutter.

I'd go listen to this if I could stand her nasally whine for more than a few seconds.

A few seconds is pretty impressive. I can't last a single second.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

The only reason everyone hates Kacey is because she actually MET CHRIS IN REAL LIFE and trolled him that way, and thus, she broke many "troll rules", like how a lot of people thought Max broke a lot of them.

People can tolerate Lars's crap but not Kaceys? Jeez.

 

[Silver]

Chris emailing Katie Bay, posing as Samantha Thaddeus:

Sorry, Kate. My daddy wanted me to stay at home tonight.

Huh? You still listen to your dad? But he's all the way in Ohio!

Yeah, I know. But he's still my dada, and I still care about him a bit.

Chris bends to family even when he's faking it!

The Katie Bay emails in general are hilarious. Chris has no idea how trolls or women act and seeing him try imitate both is gold.

From the 3rd set of emails:

I hope [Katie's younger brother] will have an enjoying time earning his degree. What does he plan on majoring in? If I may make a suggestion, Check with his Guidance Counselor there on which Jobs are more likely to be available. I almost completed a degree which would have landed me a cheap telemarketing gig; no good. Which was why my father suggested that I switch and move my earned credits toward a Computer Aided Drafting and Design Degree and Certificate; there are more jobs for computer experts now a days.

This is a beautiful quote, right here.

 

[Marvin]

Then there's that whole theory that Chris is naturally asexual, which would make sense about Chris being so deathly afraid of being turned gay.
Let's begin with the whole theory. I think it makes a lot of sense. Chris does not have a natural sex drive, so his desire was only an another autistic obsession, like a kid desperately wanting that expensive toy. He was a Virgin with Rage because he just wanted what all the JERKS have. Now, there's the fact that he came off as a huge horny pervert - that's also because of the "autistic obsession" part. And typically with him being honest, he had no filter when talking about it with people, or doing any act regarding it. That's why he saw absolutely nothing wrong in ShecameforCWC.jpg.
But let's get to the point. As the CWCki says, this artificial sexuality of his makes him think that sexuality is something to be consciously maintained, like routine maintenance of a car. He had to train himself to be as STRAIGHT as possible. So it makes sense that he'd be afraid of being turned gay, when your sexuality is a fluid commodity.

It's a really dumb theory, honestly. Chris might be a late bloomer, but based on all the evidence, his interest in sexuality has always seemed very genuine. Chris is just dumb and thinks that it's possible to be tricked to be gay.

Later, as he got older, his concern about being a virgin with rage gradually developed. Time was passing and he still hadn't yet been delivered his sweetheart from the ground up and had sex with her yet.

The only reason everyone hates Kacey is because she actually MET CHRIS IN REAL LIFE and trolled him that way, and thus, she broke many "troll rules", like how a lot of people thought Max broke a lot of them.

People can tolerate Lars's crap but not Kaceys? Jeez.

Huh? I met Chris in real life and trolled him that way. No one cares about fucking with Chris IRL. Hell, a lot of times that can be a lot funnier.

Everyone just finds her annoying. That's all.

 

[Stuff and Things]

The only reason everyone hates Kacey is because she actually MET CHRIS IN REAL LIFE and trolled him that way, and thus, she broke many "troll rules", like how a lot of people thought Max broke a lot of them.

People can tolerate Lars's crap but not Kaceys? Jeez.

Huh? I met Chris in real life and trolled him that way. No one cares about fucking with Chris IRL. Hell, a lot of times that can be a lot funnier.

Everyone just finds her annoying. That's all.

Wow, i didn't knew that you actually trolled him irl too...

 

[CWCissey]

The only reason everyone hates Kacey is because she actually MET CHRIS IN REAL LIFE and trolled him that way, and thus, she broke many "troll rules", like how a lot of people thought Max broke a lot of them.

People can tolerate Lars's crap but not Kaceys? Jeez.

Huh? I met Chris in real life and trolled him that way. No one cares about fucking with Chris IRL. Hell, a lot of times that can be a lot funnier.

Everyone just finds her annoying. That's all.

Wow, i didn't knew that you actually trolled him irl too...

Yeah Marvin's the Pickleman if I remember rightly.

 

[Pikonic]

Yes, Marvin is from Emily's date.

 

[Carlson]

I refuse to believe that Marvin isn't actually Marvin from Pulp Fiction.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I thought he was the comic strip baby.

 

[Ca Ira]

The bit toward the end of 'Don Quixote,' where the duke and duchess construct an elaborate adventure for Don Quixote to navigate for their own amusement, reminds me a lot of Chris and the trolls.