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From the Jackie emails, regarding high school:

Chris said:
Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.
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Altissimo said:
From the Jackie emails, regarding high school:

Chris said:
Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.
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Being LESS POPULAR than the autistic kid who talked about pokeyman and read Goosebumps during class? What freaks were these people??
 
I dunno, Chris was waterboy for the basketball team. I played Pokémon, read books in class and was in the marching band. *yawn*
 
I just want to say that this is my favorite Chris-related thread on the forums. People pop in, ask a question, and a couple posts later it's been answered without 15 pages of speculation about what will happen when Barb dies or if Chris still remembers shoving the medallion up his ass.

This isn't a random Chris question, so I guess it must be a random Chris thought. *yawn*
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Altissimo said:
From the Jackie emails, regarding high school:

Chris said:
Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.
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Being LESS POPULAR than the autistic kid who talked about pokeyman and read Goosebumps during class? What freaks were these people??
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Chris was pretty benign back in high school. Nowadays he's a weirdo who weighs over 300 pounds with a tangle of greasy hair down to his shoulders, a terrific stench, and paranoid delusions that anyone who even looks at him funny is either a troll or someone who wants to hurt or laugh at him. In high school, he was just a kinda weird autistic kid who really liked Pokemon and you just kinda tolerated because it would be cruel to be mean to him.

Trust me, there were probably scores of kids weirder than him. The ParkourDude91s of Manchester High. The kids who were already lolcows in high school.
 
Carlson said:
Chris was pretty benign back in high school. Nowadays he's a weirdo who weighs over 300 pounds with a tangle of greasy hair down to his shoulders, a terrific stench, and paranoid delusions that anyone who even looks at him funny is either a troll or someone who wants to hurt or laugh at him. In high school, he was just a kinda weird autistic kid who really liked Pokemon and you just kinda tolerated because it would be cruel to be mean to him.

Trust me, there were probably scores of kids weirder than him. The ParkourDude91s of Manchester High. The kids who were already lolcows in high school.
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A couple of things:

1. Chris's recollection of anything should be taken automatically with a grain of salt. He overly romanticizes his high school years to the point that he legitimately believed that if he wasn't so shy then he could have had his pick of any girl in the school.

2. The email that started the whole high school shitstorm late last year stated that Chris was picked on frequently but a lot of it flew over his head because he wasn't bullied in the most stereotypical fashion possible. That alone would indicate that Chris was in one of the lower high school social castes. Also, look at some of the photos from his high school years. He was seated away from the rest of the class and, outside of pics with the hired gal pals, we don't see a lot of pics of Chris with other students. That's pretty depressing and a good indicator of what others thought of Chris.
 
Francis York Morgan said:
Also, look at some of the photos from his high school years. He was seated away from the rest of the class and, outside of pics with the hired gal pals, we don't see a lot of pics of Chris with other students. That's pretty depressing and a good indicator of what others thought of Chris.
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Not high school, but:
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1nomadcowatbk1 said:
Can Chris swim or has he ever taken swimming lessons?
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...and if he can, could he feasibly kill a shark with his bare hands?

I think that's the one question we all really want answered.
 
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Chris said:
Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.
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He
a: has no awareness of a thing
b: has no concern about the thing
c: decided that he was at somehow average at it even though he didn't even know it existed
 
Does Chris remember his sweet Australian Panda Bear? Also, has he been in contact with trolls lately?
 
trueandhonestfan said:
Does Chris remember his sweet Australian Panda Bear? Also, has he been in contact with trolls lately?
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Panda is part of his past girlfriend selection.

Chris likes to brag, but he also likes to complain about his hard life at the hands of his tormentors. And he does both, easily within a short period of time.

So first, if you said to Chris, "haha, what a loser, you've never had a girlfriend!" He'd say, "nuh uh, I've had Julie, Panda, Kacey and Jackie!"

Then if you say to Chris, "you've got such an easy life, nothing bad's ever happened to you." He'll say "nuh uh, tons of trolls have broke my heart pretending to be girlfriends, that jerk Julie, Panda, Kacey and Jackie!"

He'll say both things and if he's got a big enough gap between them (say a few hours or so), he'll genuinely believe both of them. He believe them both because he doesn't try to remember and think back about the situation. He doesn't deeply enough to notice the logical flaw in believing them both. You'd have to sit him down and talk to him and specifically bring it up for him to notice it.

Anyway, depending on your definition of troll, Chris might be in contact with one.
 
Is anyone else starting to feel a little... "meh" about Chris after hearing Marvin's predictions for the future? It's not as easy to care about what's been going on when you know there'll be less and less information and then, soon, nothing but old archived comic books from five years ago. *SIGH*
 
Christ-Chan said:
Is anyone else starting to feel a little... "meh" about Chris after hearing Marvin's predictions for the future? It's not as easy to care about what's been going on when you know there'll be less and less information and then, soon, nothing but old archived comic books from five years ago. *SIGH*
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All good things...
 
From an IRC chat:

21:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> FYI, I have not borrowed my mother's for years.
21:35 <@PandaHalo> oh sorry i didnt know that. I assumed you had because of that picture of you in her bra and panties
21:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> let's not talk panty-talk anymore for now.
21:35 <@PandaHalo> im sorry
21:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> oh, yeah; for that I did.
21:35 <@ChrisChanSonichu> I forgot about that.

Is this implying that Chris had a tendency to borrow his mother's underwear even prior to being coerced into it?
 
Pic leaked by Manajerkop on deviantART (SRTF author), of the Cadillac, BMW and Dodge van. We can almost confirm that :snorlax: drove the BMW for a while from the license plate and being clean & in good condition, and the Christian fish & what appears to be a bumper sticker for a Christian radio station in Charlottesville on the Cadillac tell me that it came from Rocky or someone else at church.

edit: Cadillac bumper sticker is out of the Knoxville, Tennessee area. Victory 92.7 WIJV
 

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