Moppo.
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Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder
www.secretshipfic.com
Here's the website, you might be able to find something here. I haven't bothered to read into it too much, tho.
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I'm too lazy to check if it's been mentioned yet, but we're fast approaching the 10 year anniversary of Chris's unemployment.
GherkinRealness
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There are benefit scroungers in the UK who literally sit around in their pants all day, blowing off and eating peanuts. The government gives them the money they need as long as they don't work any hours above 14 a week and don't shoot up a school or something.
Chris is exactly the same. Why work when he can choose not to?
To be honest though I think this merge shit is intrinsically linked to him having a mid life chrisis.
Nearly 40, claims to be transsexual, no notable life achievements, no real friends, no relationship. Even old Chris claimed to have dreams of having a family with an office job stable income. He realised this years ago, but instead of working for it he's crushing any semblance of feelings and taking the satisfaction shortcut of adopting a religious dogma.
Chris is exactly the same. Why work when he can choose not to?
To be honest though I think this merge shit is intrinsically linked to him having a mid life chrisis.
Nearly 40, claims to be transsexual, no notable life achievements, no real friends, no relationship. Even old Chris claimed to have dreams of having a family with an office job stable income. He realised this years ago, but instead of working for it he's crushing any semblance of feelings and taking the satisfaction shortcut of adopting a religious dogma.
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Not only that, Bob probably had hopes that like him would travel the world and make something of himself despite the massive roadblock that is autism. Chris's life could've been something more mundane and simple if Boob and Borb actually did their part as parents. Chris's life would be better if he had the care needed back in the 1990's.
But things happened the way it did and we wouldn't have this site the way it is if Chris was a boring autistic man who can blend into society would it?
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It's a card game called "Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder," which is a game that was designed to parody fanfiction tropes. I think that part probably goes over Chris' head.
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I agree more or less, although Chris is so delusional he probally doesn't see himself as approaching middle age but does see his mother deteriorating.
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Read the outline of said game and it's made abundantly clear that you can fuck ship your own family members as ponies for the lulz. I really hope Chris is ignorant of this small but important point.
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HE PULLED THE WEEDS.
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Earlier than 2009: He pulled the weeds
2018: He smoked the weeds
After Barb's death: He sold the weeds
After his death: He is covered in weeds
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I'm sorry if this was already mentioned before, but as of this post the number of articles on the CWCiki equals the year our autistic hero was born!
Here's to another 1982 articles!
Here's to another 1982 articles!
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Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder
Here's the website, you might be able to find something here. I haven't bothered to read into it too much, tho.
I read through the rules and looked at the cards from the game's core set, then compared them to Chris's cards. He looks to have simply copied the abilities from some of their cards for his and renamed them to fit the Sonichu theme, so none of his cards are useless or game-breaking the way his homemade Pokemon and Yugioh cards were. What he has done is put "This power cannot be copied" on almost all the cards he's made so far, when only 17 out of 66 of the original pony cards have that rule. That's probably the closest he can get to breaking the game in his favor.
No_one
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This game is another example of Chris not getting any irony at all.
But since its about funny pastel horsies which he can turn into sonichus and add all his self-inserts he loves it. I wonder will he ever be able to play with anyone using his custom made cards. Wouldn't that require meeting other people with the same level of autism?
But since its about funny pastel horsies which he can turn into sonichus and add all his self-inserts he loves it. I wonder will he ever be able to play with anyone using his custom made cards. Wouldn't that require meeting other people with the same level of autism?
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I would be surprised if Chris's half-sibling's children learned about Chris and realized "This rètarded fat fuck is my uncle"
Edit: replaced step with half
Edit: replaced step with half
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Picklechu
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Chris has half siblings, not step siblings. Bob had David and Carol with his first wife, and Barb had Cole with Jack Smithey or Ran Yeatts.
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If Chris won the Jackass 3d contest, I would like for him to take the Poo Cocktail Supreme
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This has to be the work of some troll.
There's no way Chris would ever register as a candidate with the Constitution Party for several reasons.
Aside from him going through the process of registration, I'm not sure if he even knows about any political parties other than the Democrats and Republicans, and even then, isn't the Constitution Party associated with the Religious Right?
I highly doubt a party of fundie boomers would even accept the registration forms for a goddess-worshiping troon. Plus, if Chris really did register to run as a candidate, we would've heard about it on his own Twitter.
Honestly, when I clicked the link, I thought Rob Bell was running for President. Bell is a state-level politician and he's been in office since 2002, so it wouldn't be too out of the ordinary.
Unrelated note, but does anyone else here think that part of why Barb blew through Bob's inheritance so quickly during the Snyder trial was because she specifically hired Bell? The guy is a state-level politician who has enough esteem as a lawyer to run for Attorney General in 2013, even if he did lose. Maybe Barb thought she could beat the charges if she got the most expensive lawyer she could afford?
I know legal fees are expensive and I'm not sure how much money Bob left them, but I get the feeling that they would've at least saved a little bit more money had Barb gone for a no-name attorney and let Chris get a public defender. Chances are the outcome would have been the same, since the main reason why Chris avoided jail time and the charges were bumped down to a misdemeanor level was because Snyder pushed for leniency.
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Chris Chan’s lawyer was a Jew and got a huge pay day ripping them off and he didn’t even get acquitted for all that money wasted.
Chris Chan’s parents also ripped Chris off big time by re-mortgaging the house. The house could have been payed off for and Chris could have had it free and clear. Instead now the house will be repossessed when barb dies and best case scenario he is only homeless for a little while before he gets a small apartment. Someone would need to help him get set up in the apartment, no one might want to help him.
Chris parents ruined his future living situation for penny’s. Pennys they wasted and didn’t even buy anything meaningful with.
Chris Chan’s parents also ripped Chris off big time by re-mortgaging the house. The house could have been payed off for and Chris could have had it free and clear. Instead now the house will be repossessed when barb dies and best case scenario he is only homeless for a little while before he gets a small apartment. Someone would need to help him get set up in the apartment, no one might want to help him.
Chris parents ruined his future living situation for penny’s. Pennys they wasted and didn’t even buy anything meaningful with.
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When it was just Chris on the chopping block that's exactly what she did and, lo and behold, Chris basically walked.
She was facing felony charges herself that time, though, so no expense was too much.
He's a hick redneck politician. He didn't force Barb to hire him, though. That was her own dumb idea. If you buy a Rolls Royce when you only needed a Volkswagen, that's your fault, not the car dealer's.
Picklechu
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Yeah, Chris isn't running for president, as funny as that would be, and definitely not as a member of the Constitution Party. Either Ron (the guy who runs Politics1) is being trolled, someone who helps out with the site is being trolled or trolling, or it's some kind of IdeaFag type of thing someone is trying to make happen.
(I will admit that a CWC 2020 presidential campaign has the potential to be funny as fuck. Key word there is potential.)
(I will admit that a CWC 2020 presidential campaign has the potential to be funny as fuck. Key word there is potential.)