Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Second Missing Primarch]

I came here to hear about Jacob pogosticking Chris.

Where's my pogo yo?

*System of a Down intensifies*

 

[Picklechu]

I mean, if someone blackmailed you into shoving cheap ceramic up your ass, you’d be pretty elated upon hearing of their demise. Child or not, Bluespike was pretty fucked in the head. At 13 most kids are playing sports, having sleepovers, working up the nerve to ask out the cute high school girls. Bluespike chose to spend his first year of manhood cybering with a 30 year old autistic manchild. The idea of culling him before he matures into a bonafide psychopath is pretty comforting.

The medallions aren't ceramic. Crayola Model Magic is more like a foam when it dries and hardens.

 

[Sniggers]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy ?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy ?

やっぱり頭がくるって危ないヤツだよな。

 

[Rupin]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy ?

I wish the white knights and orbiters would just fuck off and just let this shit happen. The singularity of autism that would happen would talked about on the farms for years.

 

[GherkinRealness]

So Chris is pretty much stuck home alone with the rotting corpse of Barb in the corner. All he's got is Twitter, weens and sockness fulfilling his inner fantasies that is slowly sucking him dry.

I wonder if he were to have a confrontation, like, a proper debate to his FACE, how he would react to people saying the merge isnt real?

On the internet he can just say "stfu" and waddle back to his brony dvd box set. But in public, where he has nowhere to run to? Would he scream? Hedgehog mode?

Like, if I saw him at Brony con and said Magi Chan is made up and that he should stop being a useless sack of fucking shit right to his fat fucking face, how do you think he would react?

 

[AnOminous]

So Chris is pretty much stuck home alone with the rotting corpse of Barb in the corner. All he's got is Twitter, I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and sockness fulfilling his inner fantasies that is slowly sucking him dry.

I wonder if he were to have a confrontation, like, a proper debate to his FACE, how he would react to people saying the merge isnt real?

On the internet he can just say "stfu" and waddle back to his brony dvd box set. But in public, where he has nowhere to run to? Would he scream? Hedgehog mode?

Like, if I saw him at Brony con and said Magi Chan is made up and that he should stop being a useless sack of fucking shit right to his fat fucking face, how do you think he would react?

He'd be totally owned and he'd start crying and probably kill himself and then you'd be the next Clyde Cash and everyone would dance around your throne.

 

[Bombsaway]

So Chris is pretty much stuck home alone with the rotting corpse of Barb in the corner. All he's got is Twitter, I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and sockness fulfilling his inner fantasies that is slowly sucking him dry.

I wonder if he were to have a confrontation, like, a proper debate to his FACE, how he would react to people saying the merge isnt real?

On the internet he can just say "stfu" and waddle back to his brony dvd box set. But in public, where he has nowhere to run to? Would he scream? Hedgehog mode?

Like, if I saw him at Brony con and said Magi Chan is made up and that he should stop being a useless sack of fucking shit right to his fat fucking face, how do you think he would react?

How does it feel to be this big of a faggot sir?

 

[GherkinRealness]

How does it feel to be this big of a faggot sir?

Wonderful, your prime ass shudders for me.

 

[The Cunting Death]

So Chris is pretty much stuck home alone with the rotting corpse of Barb in the corner. All he's got is Twitter, I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME and sockness fulfilling his inner fantasies that is slowly sucking him dry.

I wonder if he were to have a confrontation, like, a proper debate to his FACE, how he would react to people saying the merge isnt real?

On the internet he can just say "stfu" and waddle back to his brony dvd box set. But in public, where he has nowhere to run to? Would he scream? Hedgehog mode?

Like, if I saw him at Brony con and said Magi Chan is made up and that he should stop being a useless sack of fucking shit right to his fat fucking face, how do you think he would react?

Epic /b/ro!!!!

He will never listen to anyone that doesn't validate his ego, more than dozens of people have tried over the last 11 years, it won't work

You sound like a newfag when it comes to Chris so here's an important link

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions - CWCki

sonichu.com

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Shower thought: We should develop a really unhealthy sandwich in honor of Chris and call it the Amongwich.

 

[GherkinRealness]

Shower thought: We should develop a really unhealthy sandwich in honor of Chris and call it the Amongwich.

Contains shredded cheese, boiled egg chunks and bacon bits, as per the Chris Chan Special.

 

[USS Gambier Bay(CVE-73)]

I can't be the only one who pronounces CWC as ''cee wee cee'' am I?

 

[Wake me up]

We should develop a really unhealthy sandwich in honor of Chris and call it the Amongwich.

Make it a Fanta Cake sandwich.

 

[King Kiwi]

やっぱり頭がくるって危ないヤツだよな。

おめでとうございます、オンライン翻訳者を使用できます

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I can't be the only one who pronounces CWC as ''cee wee cee'' am I?

My friend goes “See-Dubya-See”

I use “Quick” as in CWCville/CWCki

i never use Chris-Chan. We also knew a sperg named Chris so whenever we talk about him my friend goes “Wait, our Chris, or the internet’s Chris?”

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Contains shredded cheese, boiled egg chunks and bacon bits, as per the Chris Chan Special.

Add a pickle and some nutritious banana (peppers), and you're in!

 

[Mister Dodo]

I like to imagine a world. A world where Chris was never discovered. A world where sonichu sat in an internet limbo. Where Chris was just an unknown obscurity. A world where he continued playing with legos and making comics and playing video games until he died. A world where none of this exists. A world where no one was fascinated with odd people. Where no forums for documenting them existed. Where all the eccentric people were just eccentric.

A silent word.

 

[Mason Verger]

I like to imagine a world. A world where Chris was never discovered. A world where sonichu sat in an internet limbo. Where Chris was just an unknown obscurity. A world where he continued playing with legos and making comics and playing video games until he died. A world where none of this exists. A world where no one was fascinated with odd people. Where no forums for documenting them existed. Where all the eccentric people were just eccentric.

A silent word.

Buddy, for as long as humans have built villages, there's been the village idiot.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Wééns are the type of people who call chris pretending to be Batman or tweet JUUUULAAAAY at him twenty times.

Stupidly enough, calling Chris nowadays pretending to be Batman would have a real chance of working.

Call me a moralfag, but I thought Bob's Letter to Chris was beautifully written. I sure as hell would have treasured it if it came from my father.

So sad how anything said on the letter flew directly over his misshapen head.

I would argue that Chris has largely forgotten about Asperchu and Jack Thaddeus while Chris still remembers the whole medallion ordeal inflicted by Bluespike.

He is strangely not traumatized by it. Bring up cakefarts, on the other hand, and he'll go livid about how he spent $11 dollars on a cake he didn't get to stuff his fat face with.

From my correspondence with him, yes he does.
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"At the end of the turn, shove this card up your ass"

During the last Mumble call Clyde told Chris that he had murdered Bluespike as a late birthday gift for him. At least that's, I think, is the reason to why Chris thinks Bluespike is dead.

And yet, years later, he called him out on the "Calling out saga", because Chris memory is like a gruyere.

I like to imagine a world. A world where Chris was never discovered. A world where sonichu sat in an internet limbo. Where Chris was just an unknown obscurity. A world where he continued playing with legos and making comics and playing video games

He would still run over Michael Snyder. It was Fated and Destined,