Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Misaki Nakahara]

being the first person to post about him online (a dubious claim).

I would say she did, she wrote the Tale Of The Crazy Pacer a good 2 years in 2005. Still, pretty tragic that one of the only noteworthy things she's ever done was a short anecdote about a handicapped man who hangs around outside her work and does nothing, published on a personal blog 15 years ago.

Nah, probably bought one of those TV Dinner cartons of Spaghetti and throw it in the microwave for a few minutes:
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Chris cooked one of these in lieu of actually cooking spaghetti when Jackie asked him to cook spaghetti on camera, because he claimed Barb had blocked off access to the oven with her hoard. Then he shoved the whole thing in his face in a fit of random-access humour. It's unpleasant to watch.

Also, the idea of TV dinner spaghetti is strangely depressing to me. It's spaghetti, for fuck's sake. The cooking instructions are "throw it in a pan with some water and leave it for the amount of time it takes you to jerk off, you stupid fuck".

 

[Mason Verger]

Also, the idea of TV dinner spaghetti is strangely depressing to me. It's spaghetti, for fuck's sake. The cooking instructions are "throw it in a pan with some water and leave it for the amount of time it takes you to jerk off, you stupid fuck".

I’ll never understand spaghetti noodles plus sauce is considered a “spaghetti dinner”. I’m not even a wop and when I see that touted as a finished meal, a cross myself and mumble “maròn...”.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

No but face wise me and Chris have an eerrier similar skull and facial structure, I think maybe I'm not as pear shaped but my cheeks and chin...I worry I could potentially have one not too far off from Chris now
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It's very similar but it's not like we're twins or nothing God forbid

What about the bent duck? What's the weiner situation?

 

[Alex Krycek]

What about the bent duck? What's the weiner situation?

He told Jackie it wasn’t bent anymore but that’s probably not true. The reasons it could be are some sort of syndrome caused by improper or excessive masturbation or some genetic thing.

Nowadays it probably can’t stand at Half-Mast.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I think we just found our lead in the kf produced Chris Chan biopic.

Honestly as a few people have said, chris isn’t “ugly”, in fact part of what makes tranny Chris look ridiculous is his massive, manly, George C. Scott chin.

Only if I play Chris in his early years just before the fat really took over his face and the skin gave out and the hairline became almost non existent


He wasn't exactly a Chad in his younger days (despite how much he deluded himself into thinking he was) but he still had a sort of "Peter Parker" charm to his appearance. An Everyman kinda on the dorky side but if he wasn't creepy and overly childish people in Charlottesville would be saying "oh that's our Chris" instead of "oh...that's out Chris!"

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Only if I play Chris in his early years just before the fat really took over his face and the skin gave out and the hairline became almost non existent


He wasn't exactly a Chad in his younger days (despite how much he deluded himself into thinking he was) but he still had a sort of "Peter Parker" charm to his appearance. An Everyman kinda on the dorky side but if he wasn't creepy and overly childish people in Charlottesville would be saying "oh that's our Chris" instead of "oh...that's out Chris!"

And now it's more "That's Chris, don't get too close, oh shit he's looking at us, look away, quick, don't make eye contact"

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm sure Chris has gotten off to his own comics.

Goes without saying. He even admitted he drew 'She Came for CWC' as an outlet for his frustrated urges instead of "doing something crazy".

In non-autistic terms, this means he drew it to help him jack his bent peen0r over the idea of fingerfucking Megan while she played with her tiddies. It really is just about the most pathetic thing you can imagine about Classic Chris.
Stroking the Duck while staring intently at a Sailor Mini-Moon poster and hand-drawn poster of himself playing with Megan's glowing vagoo, all to keep convincing himself that he is 100% STRAIGHT NOT GAY. You can almost hear The Odds playing 'Heterosexual Man' in the background.

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Yep, the Brits have a way with words!

Very true. A male Brit asking for a 'pack of fags' in a store in North America is likely to get either laughed at or gang-raped depending on what city he asks for them in.

Alternately, a female North American in the U.K. is likely to get laughed at or cause old ladies to faint if they talk about their 'fanny pack' that they keep their money in.

 

[Jack Awful]

No but face wise me and Chris have an eerrier similar skull and facial structure, I think maybe I'm not as pear shaped but my cheeks and chin...I worry I could potentially have one not too far off from Chris now
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It's very similar but it's not like we're twins or nothing God forbid

It's not too late. Just go on a diet and exercise.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I always get a little scared when I see new pics of Chris, why? Because I don't think I look exactly like him but it's pretty close and trust me I do NOT wanna be as ugly as Chris chan


If I wasn't on kiwifarms I'd share a picture but...yeah I'm worried it'll lead to a barage of insults, jokes and eventually getting doxxed.

Post a pic, I promise I won't call you a big fat faggot

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Who took Barb's eyelids? My guess is she sold them for "medicine".

 

[the khat quaffer]

Post a pic, I promise I won't call you a big fat faggot

That or a big fat bundle of twigs.

 

[Shiversblood]

asking for a pack of fags is a hate crime in the usa

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

It's getting that way in the UK. Purely in terms of draconian smoking bans. Have three cars per household, but don't you dare smoke a fucking cigarette.

 

[troon patrol]

asking for a pack of fags is a hate crime in the usa

Meh not really. A hate crime charge usually comes from a slur combined with a criminal act. "I'm going to lynch you, nigger" is an example of a hate crime because its a threat coupled with a racially insensitive phrase.

Random chris question: What are chris thoughts on the principal allegedly saying "gay" things to him these days? Has he flip-flopped on the principal being an "evil homo", now that chris' delcared himself queen of the LGBTOMGWTFBBQ movement?

 

[AnOminous]

Meh not really. A hate crime charge usually comes from a slur combined with a criminal act. "I'm going to lynch you, nigger" is an example of a hate crime because its a threat coupled with a racially insensitive phrase.

That's not how it is supposed to be. The crime is actually supposed to be motivated by the racial or other hate motivation. An incidental slur doesn't create a hate crime. It's entirely natural that in a physical confrontation, hurtful words will be used and they will probably be aimed at the most obvious attribute of a person, but that doesn't mean the actual crime was motivated by that.

Actually, "hate crimes" as a class to prosecute shouldn't exist at all, largely because they invariably degenerate into exactly this, but that's not how they're supposed to be.

 

[troon patrol]

That's not how it is supposed to be. The crime is actually supposed to be motivated by the racial or other hate motivation. An incidental slur doesn't create a hate crime. It's entirely natural that in a physical confrontation, hurtful words will be used and they will probably be aimed at the most obvious attribute of a person, but that doesn't mean the actual crime was motivated by that.

Actually, "hate crimes" as a class to prosecute shouldn't exist at all, largely because they invariably degenerate into exactly this, but that's not how they're supposed to be.

Well I agree with you but, "supposed to be" doesn't really come into play in the current legal system, in our current day and age. I find it all to be a violation of the 1st amendment, someone assaults another person we have a law for that called "assault" motivation shouldn't have any consideration beyond whether the crime was planned or pre-meditated as opposed to being in the heat of conflict. It would be really funny if jussie smollett caught some kind of hate crime charges as he intended to frame a very political creed and very race but, I'm not holding my breath. At least his career is official fuct and we all know he's a lying cunt.

 

[Tikbalang]

Was Chris mad when someone calls him "dude"?

 

[formershroomeryuser]

asking for a pack of fags is a hate crime in the usa

Of course, it could offend Trent

 

[Alex Krycek]

Was Chris mad when someone calls him "dude"?

He’s very mad if you misgender him these days. There was someone who reported about an incident at 7-11 where he didn’t have enough cash to pay for snacks and such and someone covered the 2 dollars he owed but Chris just pocketed it. Then when he was confronted by one customer who said something like “hey buddy” he said very indignantly “It’s miss” grabbed his snacks and ran out of the store.

He also takes offense to it on Twitter.

 

[Tikbalang]

He’s very mad if you misgender him these days. There was someone who reported about an incident at 7-11 where he didn’t have enough cash to pay for snacks and such and someone covered the 2 dollars he owed but Chris just pocketed it. Then when he was confronted by one customer who said something like “hey buddy” he said very indignantly “It’s miss” grabbed his snacks and ran out of the store.

He also takes offense to it on Twitter.

If the guy said Hey Bitch! instead of Hey Buddy, would Chris feel better?