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Should we get a pool going on how long chris makes it through the Sonic movie before he gets thrown out? It's going to be a short amount of time before the 40 year old manchild who reeks starts ranting about something in the film that doesn't follow cannon or his idea of it. My money is on about 30 mins into the film a manajerk asks him to leave for talking/tweeting/scaring the children; shortly after that moment Chris's criminal reccord gets slightly longer.
He doesn't even know how the game works since at one point Darkbind says he was "levelling up with experience" even though no Zelda game operates on an RPG level system.
He has no desire to actually do any work. His dream for Sonichu Entertainment of America was to have people do all the work for him while he got all the credit and the sweet sweet p-word that comes with being a successful business executive.Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.
He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.
He just gives some variation of I'm workin' on it.I don't think Chris has ever formally given the answer to the questions: Why hasn't he been steadily working on the comic? Does he know how helpful that would be economically speaking to his life?
It's been said over and over just continuing the comic would help him so much but, does he really know?
While he was working on those card decks recently, he told several people that the cards counted as continuations of the comic. So he was basically trying to shirk his responsibility to his Patreon donors by telling them that the cards were the comics that they were owed.I don't think Chris has ever formally given the answer to the questions: Why hasn't he been steadily working on the comic? Does he know how helpful that would be economically speaking to his life?
It's been said over and over just continuing the comic would help him so much but, does he really know?
And now that he’s discovered D&D the cards aren’t coming out at all.While he was working on those card decks recently, he told several people that the cards counted as continuations of the comic. So he was basically trying to shirk his responsibility to his Patreon donors by telling them that the cards were the comics that they were owed.
inb4 his way of continuing the Sonichu franchise is his own custom (and broken) D&D modulesAnd now that he’s discovered D&D the cards aren’t coming out at all.
Now a Sonichu D&D players handbook/monster manual. Hmm, I mean it'd be no issue of Sonichu bbbbuuuuuttttt it could be an interesting read and provide some actual key lore providing Chris actually put some work into it.inb4 his way of continuing the Sonichu franchise is his own custom (and broken) D&D modules
Personally, I think FATAL would be a better system for Sonichu.Now a Sonichu D&D players handbook/monster manual. Hmm, I mean it'd be no issue of Sonichu bbbbuuuuuttttt it could be an interesting read and provide some actual key lore providing Chris actually put some work into it.
Did Chris tell Cole Smithey when the Lumberjack died like he asked? And if so, what was his reaction?
Or he just doesn't care/know about it. Remember this is someone who has had issues grasping the world outside the state of Virginia.Chris not tweeting about the Wuhan virus and its correlation to the merge means he knows that he'll get backlashes if he does it
It would somehow manage to be even more lazy and rushedWhat if Chris can actually pump out like 2 to 4 pages a day for Sonichu and pumps out multiple Sonichu Issues a month?