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Who the fuck are you?
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Who the fuck are you?
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Chris should have set himself on fire instead of Chloe Sagal
DeeCeeBees
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Whoever you want me to be. (Except Chris) Although I did get an associates degree from a crappy Virginia community college too. That would be our only commonality.
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The fact that Sockness, who lives in abject poverty, managed to scrounge $1500 worth of tugboat is simultaneously disturbing and impressive. He probably has a shrine to Chris featuring a blue-red striped piggy bank that he prays to in his own language and deposits a few dollars into every day.
If he meets up with him at BABScon there isn’t really anything anyone can do unless he spends the weeks leading up to the convention gloating about his plans and intent to rape Chris over twitter. Even then, what can people send him home for? It’s a public convention, he’s free to attend as he pleases. We’re going to get some of the most bizarre vlogs from this. At least Chris will have a buddy to pal around with.
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Not gonna lie, that’d be an slightly better outcome than the wacko timeline we’re on. But not by much tho.
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So I decided to identify Chris's ModNation Hot Wheels creations, partially because I'm a huge sperg for Hot Wheels, but mainly because I was bored. I wasn't expecting to find anything interesting, but I ended up discovering what I believe might be one of the causes of Chris's ridiculous sense of entitlement.
Anyways, the car that caught my attention was this:
Apparently this was one of Chris's favorite cars, as he intended to add it to his Hot Wheels site, CWC's Vroom-A-Zoom!, had he ever updated the site again. Using the ModNation design as a reference, I looked up all the variants of the Hot Wheels Pontiac Banshee and found a match for it.
I didn't think much of this until I found out that this particular version of the Banshee only came in the Revealers 10-pack, which could only be obtained by finding a blue plastic Hot Wheels logo in regular packs of Revealers. Judging by his other ModNation Hot Wheels recreations, Chris seems to have owned at least two standard issue Revealers and I bet he found the blue Hot Wheels logo in one of them, sent it in to Mattel and received the 10-pack in return. The Revealers series was released in 1993, which is roughly around the time Chris won the Sonic sweepstakes, so finding the blue Hot Wheels logo must have been an extra treat for him.
Apparently this was one of Chris's favorite cars, as he intended to add it to his Hot Wheels site, CWC's Vroom-A-Zoom!, had he ever updated the site again. Using the ModNation design as a reference, I looked up all the variants of the Hot Wheels Pontiac Banshee and found a match for it.
I didn't think much of this until I found out that this particular version of the Banshee only came in the Revealers 10-pack, which could only be obtained by finding a blue plastic Hot Wheels logo in regular packs of Revealers. Judging by his other ModNation Hot Wheels recreations, Chris seems to have owned at least two standard issue Revealers and I bet he found the blue Hot Wheels logo in one of them, sent it in to Mattel and received the 10-pack in return. The Revealers series was released in 1993, which is roughly around the time Chris won the Sonic sweepstakes, so finding the blue Hot Wheels logo must have been an extra treat for him.
In case you're still interested in Chris's other Hot Wheels, I identified the rest of them because I was really bored at the time. First off, the Camaro, which also seems to have been a favorite of his.
This one was actually a McDonald's Happy Meal toy, which might be one of the reasons why Chris loves Mickey D's so much. Do note that 1991 refers to the year the toy was issued rather than the actual Camaro's model year. Interestingly enough, this is the same version of the of Camaro that Bumblebee transformed into in the first part of the 2007 Transformers movie, another Chris favorite.
This Jaguar XJ220 was one of standard issue Revealers; Chris might have gotten his blue Hot Wheels logo from this.
Thanks to the green wheels, I was able to identify this as the blue version.
Finally, the Corvette.
Chris's rendition of this wasn't as faithful as his other ModNation Hot Wheels, but the flames paintjob made it pretty easy to recognise.
Unfortunately, Chris seems to have gotten bored of Hot Wheels by the time Mattel released a replica of Son-Chu.
This one was actually a McDonald's Happy Meal toy, which might be one of the reasons why Chris loves Mickey D's so much. Do note that 1991 refers to the year the toy was issued rather than the actual Camaro's model year. Interestingly enough, this is the same version of the of Camaro that Bumblebee transformed into in the first part of the 2007 Transformers movie, another Chris favorite.
This Jaguar XJ220 was one of standard issue Revealers; Chris might have gotten his blue Hot Wheels logo from this.
Thanks to the green wheels, I was able to identify this as the blue version.
Finally, the Corvette.
Chris's rendition of this wasn't as faithful as his other ModNation Hot Wheels, but the flames paintjob made it pretty easy to recognise.
Unfortunately, Chris seems to have gotten bored of Hot Wheels by the time Mattel released a replica of Son-Chu.
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What's with Chris and dumping stuff in his backyard? The Cakefarts cake and the pepper spray canister are things he's dumped there.
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It's probably a habit he picked up from his parents. He said they used to burn their trash, so it sounds like none of them disposed of it properly.
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I'm pretty sure it's a white trash thing he picked up from Borb. There's always been random shit in the yard at 14BC every time we've seen it, front and back, even when Bob was alive.
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Bob tried to get rid of it and even got Chris to back him up. She threatened to leave forever and possibly kill herself if they purged the hoard. Bob seemed like he didn’t care that much but Chris has a breakdown over it and Bob more or less gave up.
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With all the decisions he made and his experience, he's quite tough not to commit suicide even though he had his afterlife in his mind
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He had suicidal thoughts when he couldn't find a girlfriend. This would be in his early 30s/early Tomgirl phase.
edit - some more thoughts:
I found this on the CWCki: Facebook posts.
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So he's getting by lately with whatever psych meds he takes, the mild antidepressant effect of estrogen and autism-syntonic troonery, and slipping further into delusion. Interestingly suicide rates are worse when people are coming out of a state like that rather than going in because they lose the protective shell of their own illness. Is Chris getting better?
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I think Chris lacks the means or planning ability to harm himself. I don’t think Bob owned any firearms but I do wonder what happened to the pistol that Barb almost shot Cole with.
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No
There were times where he punched himself in order to simulate a fight between himself and the trolls. We all know that one instance he harmed himself (it wasn't to take his life though). Yeah, I think CWC is too cowardly to plan to take his own life. Even if he had a gun, Chris is not coordinated enough; he would literally shoot himself in the foot.
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Speak of the devil, I was just re-reading his 2012-2013 leaked facebook posts and I wanted to post that in the Barb's Death thread. [link]
I really forgot how much of a violent monster he was back then, constantly demanding people's death and whining that he's lonely while berating people for not helping him get a girlfriend, and brushing people off when they tried to console him.
And yeah, Chris wouldn't kill himself. He doesn't have the mental strength or will to do that. We're already seeing what he's using to cope with instead of suicide; the Merge. He literally has the mind of a child, he's completely incapable of suicide. It's only a matter of seeing how broken his mind gets as it continuously tries to cope with an ever-increasingly desperate and harsh environment. He can't adapt nor accept it as fruitless. He'll have his cake and eat it too, even if it's only in his dreams. Compromise is something he can't or won't understand, whether it's compromising daydreaming time to do work, or compromising that life isn't worth it anymore.
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Sorry to be slightly off-topic, Geno's going to have a hell of a time going through 2012.
But this is what Chris' asspatters don't see, even though the info is there.
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That was over her Hoard, which (for the most part) takes up the inside of the house. A lot of the shit outside is obviously hers, and therefore part of the Hoard, but we don't know if some of it was Bob's, especially in/around the greenhouse, etc before his death. It just seems to be a rural trash thing to just leave stuff lying in the yard.
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Is anyone else a little surprised by how tolerant Chris has been of all the different Transformers franchises so far? This is pretty unusual for him, especially since he pepper sprayed a GameStop employee after SEGA changed to color of Sonic's arms in a non-canonical series, had a Twitter meltdown because he thought Pony Life or whatever it's called was going to replace Friendship is Magic as the main My Little Pony Series and even found the 1990s Mighty Morphin Power Rangers series to be vastly superior to any current Power Rangers series.
And yet, he seems to have enjoyed every single Transformers series so far. Having gone through his toy collection (Yes, I'm a Transformers sperg, laugh at me all you want), I noticed that he had at least one Optimus Prime toy from almost every Transformers series ever made: Generation 1, Armada, Cybertron, Animated... Even controversial ones like Beast Wars Optimus Primal and Bayverse "GIMME YOUR FACE!" Prime were represented. You'd think that Chris would be a GEEWUNNER and believe that the original cartoon is infinitely better than anything that came after it, but he seems to lap up whatever Hasbro decides to produce. He even watched the ENTIRETY of Transformers: Energon, which is widely considered as one of the worst Transformers series out there. It's a little surprising given that Transformers toys were the biggest drain on his monthly tugboat at one point, but maybe he just really likes robots that transform into cars and couldn't care less about how poorly/well written the accompanying media is.
Slightly off-topic, but I found it highly amusing that Chris put Transmorphers, a godawful mockbuster of the 2007 Transformers movie, in his Netflix instant queue. He seems to have liked it, as it also appeared in his DVD queue, accompanied by its even worse sequel/prequel/whatever, Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man. Given his vehement brand loyalty, I would've expected more from him. (unless he thought it was actully a Transformers spin-off)
And yet, he seems to have enjoyed every single Transformers series so far. Having gone through his toy collection (Yes, I'm a Transformers sperg, laugh at me all you want), I noticed that he had at least one Optimus Prime toy from almost every Transformers series ever made: Generation 1, Armada, Cybertron, Animated... Even controversial ones like Beast Wars Optimus Primal and Bayverse "GIMME YOUR FACE!" Prime were represented. You'd think that Chris would be a GEEWUNNER and believe that the original cartoon is infinitely better than anything that came after it, but he seems to lap up whatever Hasbro decides to produce. He even watched the ENTIRETY of Transformers: Energon, which is widely considered as one of the worst Transformers series out there. It's a little surprising given that Transformers toys were the biggest drain on his monthly tugboat at one point, but maybe he just really likes robots that transform into cars and couldn't care less about how poorly/well written the accompanying media is.
Slightly off-topic, but I found it highly amusing that Chris put Transmorphers, a godawful mockbuster of the 2007 Transformers movie, in his Netflix instant queue. He seems to have liked it, as it also appeared in his DVD queue, accompanied by its even worse sequel/prequel/whatever, Transmorphers 2: Fall of Man. Given his vehement brand loyalty, I would've expected more from him. (unless he thought it was actully a Transformers spin-off)