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Didn't Chris acknowledge that macing the employee was wrong and he could have just left. I wonder how his layer is preparing his defense.
 
What will the next ten years for Chris look like?

I mean he has had incredible luck so far, but it is hard to imagine it will still continue.

I imagine Barb may indeed still be alive ten years down the road, and Chris will just continue to marinate in his home and run errands for her? Its almost funny how he has almost literally zero career prospects or job skills despite being capable (at one time or another) of learning them. At some point, I believe he and Barb will be denied any kind of service from the credit card companies, and may have to sell off even more stuff.

I know people joke around here that Chris will eventually be homeless, but its hard to imagine that for some reason. Like, there just seem to be too many resources in Rucversville for a lower middle class adult autistic child to wind up homeless. If it happened.. he would probably be the first Chandler ever whose economic prospects and opportunities were fewer than that of his parents..
 
LollysStokeWorth said:
I know people joke around here that Chris will eventually be homeless, but its hard to imagine that for some reason. Like, there just seem to be too many resources in Rucversville for a lower middle class adult autistic child to wind up homeless. If it happened.. he would probably be the first Chandler ever whose economic prospects and opportunities were fewer than that of his parents..
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Resources? Ruckersville has a population of less than 1200.
 
LollysStokeWorth said:
I know people joke around here that Chris will eventually be homeless, but its hard to imagine that for some reason. Like, there just seem to be too many resources in Rucversville for a lower middle class adult autistic child to wind up homeless. If it happened.. he would probably be the first Chandler ever whose economic prospects and opportunities were fewer than that of his parents..
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Marvin said:
Resources? Ruckersville has a population of less than 1200.
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Despite all the whining and crying about tugboats, the US is actually pretty merciless towards the poor.

Recently, an Alaskan Politician (who does not have great gams, nor became an internet meme, so I don't know his name) said that wolves in cities would end homelessness. Even in famously "liberal" New York, homeless people freeze to death every winter.

If Chris does not act (in a radically different way) to gain financial security, the local government will let him become homeless.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
Despite all the whining and crying about tugboats, the US is actually pretty merciless towards the poor.

Recently, an Alaskan Politician (who does not have great gams, nor became an internet meme, so I don't know his name) said that wolves in cities would end homelessness. Even in famously "liberal" New York, homeless people freeze to death every winter.

If Chris does not act (in a radically different way) to gain financial security, the local government will let him become homeless.
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Shit's brutal.

But yeah, no, there are definitely programs for Chris to take advantage of in Virginia. An adult in Chris' shoes could figure out how to survive. But Chris himself? He'd need help. Chris wouldn't know what's going on or what to do. Imagine a six year old trying to apply for food stamps and find a place to live.
 
So, it looks like Dating Education really is a thing....

It's too bad that Chris doesn't live anywhere near Nashua, NH. Maybe one of the folks in the included pic could give him a few pointers. :biggrin:

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Thetan said:
So, it looks like Dating Education really is a thing....

It's too bad that Chris doesn't live anywhere near Nashua, NH. Maybe one of the folks in the included pic could give him a few pointers. :biggrin:

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Is it just me or is that guy standing directly in front of the door amazingly flat looking? He looks like he was photoshopped in or something, haha.
 
MakeItRain said:
Does Chris still think he has millions of True and Honest sonichu fans or has he realized that there was maybe only ever one actual fan (maybe 2 counting Kengleberry)?
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I think the answer to that question is highly dependent on how Chris feels at the time.
If he wants to impress someone (say: Catie), he's had millions of fans. If he wants to earn pity from someone (say: Catie), he's going to be the poor victim of a smear campaign of trolls that posed as fans.

Chris lives in a magical realm where the most convenient lie can be this moments truth.
 
MakeItRain said:
Does Chris still think he has millions of True and Honest sonichu fans or has he realized that there was maybe only ever one actual fan (maybe 2 counting Kengleberry)?
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That's what I like to know. It amazes me that a 20 something year old man doesn't understand copyright infringement, draws like a child, uploads his art to a crappy website, and expects the whole world to shower him in fame and glory. Just shows you that Chris does not get attention from his love ones and see the internet as his only friend to talk to.
 
Ronin369 said:
That's what I like to know. It amazes me that a 20 something year old man doesn't understand copyright infringement, draws like a child, uploads his art to a crappy website, and expects the whole world to shower him in fame and glory. Just shows you that Chris does not get attention from his love ones and see the internet as his only friend to talk to.
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Not necessarily. His parents could also have mindlessly showered him with praise whenever he doodled a few lines on paper, thus inflating his ego to a point where he assumes he's incredibly talented with art.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
Despite all the whining and crying about tugboats, the US is actually pretty merciless towards the poor.

Recently, an Alaskan Politician (who does not have great gams, nor became an internet meme, so I don't know his name) said that wolves in cities would end homelessness. Even in famously "liberal" New York, homeless people freeze to death every winter.

If Chris does not act (in a radically different way) to gain financial security, the local government will let him become homeless.
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You are referring to our illustrious long-term lone Congressman Don Young, who has made a career out of being a stupid asshole and inexplicably getting reelected every term...truly he is what all Alaskans aspire to. He is a hero and a national treasure, able to say literally whatever he wants, racial slurs, suicide baits, you name it, not even show up for votes half the time, and we love him for it.

Basically what I'm saying is, Don Young is everybody's favorite douchebag. :)
 
Is there any evidence that Chris actually talks out loud in public to Sonichu and/or the other electric hedgehog pokemans?
 
Ronin369 said:
That's what I like to know. It amazes me that a 20 something year old man doesn't understand copyright infringement, draws like a child, uploads his art to a crappy website, and expects the whole world to shower him in fame and glory. Just shows you that Chris does not get attention from his love ones and see the internet as his only friend to talk to.
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It always seemed to be based in his fucked-up understanding of the internet, and the fact that he seriously underestimated just how big and how weird the internet is. In his mind, only giant companies have websites. Therefore, if he has one, that makes him one of the only civilians on Earth to have a personal site, which automatically makes him a celebrity. Combine that with his total failure to grasp how the comics industry works, and you've got a guy who already thinks he's made it and is just waiting on the call from Nintendo.

Admittedly, this is mostly speculation based on how Chris has conducted himself, rather than anything he's actually said. But it certainly explains a lot of his behavior, so feel free to call it a headcanon or whatever.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
Recently, an Alaskan Politician (who does not have great gams, nor became an internet meme, so I don't know his name) said that wolves in cities would end homelessness. Even in famously "liberal" New York, homeless people freeze to death every winter.
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U.S. Representative Don Young. /politicssperging

TheIceCreamMan said:
You are referring to our illustrious long-term lone Congressman Don Young, who has made a career out of being a stupid asshole and inexplicably getting reelected every term...truly he is what all Alaskans aspire to. He is a hero and a national treasure, able to say literally whatever he wants, racial slurs, suicide baits, you name it, not even show up for votes half the time, and we love him for it.

Basically what I'm saying is, Don Young is everybody's favorite douchebag. :)
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Beat me to it. But yeah, Don Young sucks. I'm a Republican and I think he's a tool.

Thetan said:
So, it looks like Dating Education really is a thing....

It's too bad that Chris doesn't live anywhere near Nashua, NH. Maybe one of the folks in the included pic could give him a few pointers. :biggrin:

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Tsukiko said:
Chris wouldn't associate with those dang windows to hell.
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He would insist on attending the dating education class that's filled with hot, normal people, despite the fact that those types of people wouldn't need such a class.
 
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