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LolRaccoon said:
Babscon is as good as cancelled at this point, so Chris Chan won't be going. If anything, this also means he won't get to meet Sockness in person, so there's that.
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Did Chris react to all cons getting canceled left and right? Offered magical cures or claim that 'its just a flu bro'?
 
LolRaccoon said:
Babscon is as good as cancelled at this point, so Chris Chan won't be going. If anything, this also means he won't get to meet Sockness in person, so there's that.
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Even if Chris can't go, I don't know if he got the message about avoiding large crowds. Knowing him, he'll go somewhere when advised not to do so just because he missed the message or he doesn't care.

Tikbalang said:
Chris and Barb are unsanitary people. I'm not sure how clean their bathroom is, especially the toilet and tub
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I would like to think it's still a moldy mess. From the pics that Chris originally shared, I don't know how any sane individual would stay even 5 seconds in. Then the house fire happened. I believe the bathroom was renovated, but I don't think it was either used, or was used and the mold returned after years of neglect. Again.
 
Does anybody know what happened to the Arbitarch CWC Alliance discord server? I heard it was deleted, but I haven't heard anything else about it.
 
Trump is talking about giving out wads of cash during this outbreak for those that are furloughed from their regular jobs and stuck at home. I wonder how that will apply to folks like the Chandlers. Will the tugboat go up or stay the same? For all of Barb's shortcomings she actually did retire from a job and she collects a pension and has been expected to live off of it like any normal human being. Chris has likely only about 80 actual working hours under his belt and is nearly 40 and he is expected to live off of his tugboat. I shudder to think what would happen if Pmurt dropped an extra 2 grand in his lap all of the sudden. Or if Chris didn't get any money at all. Would he be making renewed death threats?
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
Trump is talking about giving out wads of cash during this outbreak for those that are furloughed from their regular jobs and stuck at home. I wonder how that will apply to folks like the Chandlers. Will the tugboat go up or stay the same? For all of Barb's shortcomings she actually did retire from a job and she collects a pension and has been expected to live off of it like any normal human being. Chris has likely only about 80 actual working hours under his belt and is nearly 40 and he is expected to live off of his tugboat. I shudder to think what would happen if Pmurt dropped an extra 2 grand in his lap all of the sudden. Or if Chris didn't get any money at all. Would he be making renewed death threats?
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I fail to see how those two are "furloughed from their regular jobs" and how that would apply to them at all. Barb can collect his pension from the comfort of the hoard, and so can Chris continue being paid for being an incontinent 'tard from home too.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I fail to see how those two are "furloughed from their regular jobs" and how that would apply to them at all. Barb can collect his pension from the comfort of the hoard, and so can Chris continue being paid for being an incontinent 'tard from home too.
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Well I should have worded it differently. I guess I’m wondering if Chris would find it unfair if everyone else was getting a stimulus check without any increase to his tugboat.
 
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"The virus was spread by the haters to prevent Chris from going to Babscon" How long until Chris will be convinced by this?
 
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Does Chris still watch Family Guy? I'm surprised he hasn't taken credit for this.
 
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Drachenlord has Schanzenfest (willingly or unwillingly,) so how long until Chris has a spontaneous con at his house? Branchland Fest, Chris Con, Sonichu Celebration...the possibilities are endless. You'd think Chris would have thought of this by now
 
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Drachenlord has Schanzenfest (willingly or unwillingly,) so how long until Chris has a spontaneous con at his house? Branchland Fest, Chris Con, Sonichu Celebration...the possibilities are endless. You'd think Chris would have thought of this by now
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He did demand it should be a location in Pokémon Go. Maybe the closest thing in his autistismal mind.
 
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I don't remember the fat kid who's throwing eggs and bologne at a barn as if it's Chris's house. When he got attention, he's proud as if it's famous.
 
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Is fake god willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh trolls and manajerks?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?
Is he capable of not being fat, but unwilling?
Is he not capable of not being fat? Then has no self-control yet punishes others.
Is he ever going to prove a damn thing about dimensional merges? Or will he have to get a job?
Did he have his power when he was tossed around by manajerks? Why didn't it manifest?
Has he crapped his pants today? If so, then has he done his laundry?
Whereabouts are fake god's angels or servants? Why cannot he make them and manifest them?
If the Jewish / Christian God can make a woman for Adam, or help find a wife for Isaac, why cannot he make a female boyfriend-free girl of his own and not resort to perversion?
Where are his commandments? Where are his statutes? Where are his laws? Where is his heaven and hell? Where is his long term memory? Where are his prophecies?
I'm so tired of this crap. I can't tell you how exhausted I am of this crap. When will the next saga begin?
 
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The Maya and the Aztecs had a huge pantheon of Gods and Goddesses for almost every aspect of nature and human activity and thought. Everything from the Sun, Moon and Stars to inconsequential things like bodily functions and games. Often times, the Lesser Gods got their asses kicked by the the Superior Gods in Mesoamerican lore. Chris would likely be the God of farts and stained clothes or something.
 
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My buddies and I recently got pretty sloshed while watching Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History, and we got into a drunken discussion about whether or not Chris deserved half the shit he's been through, which devolved into an even more drunken discussion concerning Chris and his morals.
Generally speaking, people usually aren't all good or all bad; Humans are multifaceted and have different qualities that are varying degrees of good or bad.
So, to what degree is Chris a good or bad person, and why?
 
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