Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Realistically, what do you think Chris's IQ is?

75-80.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

What exactly is the disability for which Chris gets his tugboat?

 

[Mr. 0]

What happened to the video of Chris fingering his un clit? Can’t find it anywhere.

Like the BlueSpike Medallion video, It's probably for the best that the video remain lost to history.

That wasn't Chris, that was some random /b/tard or something. It was debunked as quickly as it was found.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if barb used the bathroom as a storage closet for her crap so they both need to go to Mcdonalds whenever they need the toilet

I’m surprised they don’t have an actual outhouse on their property consider how ass backwards and southern they are. Chris’s maternal grandfather died in a horse & buggy accident in the late—1950s; I’m fairly sure Barb was used to not having indoor plumbing growing up.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What exactly is the disability for which Chris gets his tugboat?

Autism.

The answer is always autism.

 

[José Mourinho]

Realistically, what do you think Chris's IQ is?

I say Chris is around the normal range of IQ or at least slightly below it (at least 80?). Still no point in having IQ if you lack common sense.

 

[AsianChris]

75-80.

85 is my guess. He's a moron but still can do a lot of things that requires a minimal intellectual challenge, like driving and playing trading cards.

 

[AnOminous]

Realistically, what do you think Chris's IQ is?

I wouldn't be surprised if he tested around 110 or so at some point. It also wouldn't surprise me if he's lost functionality in recent years. If he had a really low borderline retarded IQ, he would actually be much more functionally retarded and probably be in a home now with the combination of that and his not exactly high functioning autism. He is only high functioning by the not just banging his head against a wall while inarticulately screeching every waking moment standard.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Im sure this was discussed before, but suddenly thinking about the future of Chris's behavior. I feel like Chris's mental age is always a decade behind his actual age. He was mute and stuck in infancy stage all the way till like 7ish, then act like a child in his teens, not aware of sex until he was like 18ish. Went thru the horny rebellious teenager phase in his 20s with the love quest and hating authority in school, malls and police. Now in his 30s he went thru the 20s finding himself phase, where he troon out and look for self identity. Then he in his late 30s (late 20s mental age) became complacent and wanted to "settle down", decided to "marry" up and more or less give up on the love quest. Also, Chris does seem to calm down more abit. Now that Chris is approaching his 40s, will his mental age correspond to something similar to a normal adult 30 year old?

I mean Chris will be an adult manchild forever, but some of his behavior does seem to show correlation to normal adults tho.

 

[Based Papa John]

Something I posted in the Geno Samuel Thread that I ghout would be appropriate here.

I think that's what often gets lost in the greater milieu of Christory. While Chris is not a good person and is responsible for most of what befalls him, the trolls are arguably far, far worse. To draw rule 34 fan art to annoy Chris is one thing, but to actively tease him as one of many fake girlfriends really does cross the line. Over time, the trolls don't really come off as funny as they do needlessly cruel. Clyde, Blue Spike, Emily, Liquid and Kacey, Jackie, etc. were/are bastards. All of them. Too often they get treated like heroes for telling Chris to get a job or throw away his console (even if Chris weren't such a piece of work, the "PS3 or me" line by Jackie would be toxic and manipulative). Does anyone really think that these guys truly had Chris' best interests in mind? If they did, they would have left him alone to rot in Ruckersville rather than make his life actively worse. The idea that these guys deserve some praise because they told what Chris needed to hear is ridiculous. Can anyone say that Clyde really wanted Chris to get laid, or that Kacey really wanted to help Chris get a job, or that Jackie really wanted to break Chris of his gaming addiction? If you do, I have a bridge in CWCville to sell you. Deriving pleasure from torturing an already unfortunate autist just makes you a sadist.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Im sure this was discussed before, but suddenly thinking about the future of Chris's behavior. I feel like Chris's mental age is always a decade behind his actual age. He was mute and stuck in infancy stage all the way till like 7ish, then act like a child in his teens, not aware of sex until he was like 18ish. Went thru the horny rebellious teenager phase in his 20s with the love quest and hating authority in school, malls and police. Now in his 30s he went thru the 20s finding himself phase, where he troon out and look for self identity. Then he in his late 30s (late 20s mental age) became complacent and wanted to "settle down", decided to "marry" up and more or less give up on the love quest. Also, Chris does seem to calm down more abit. Now that Chris is approaching his 40s, will his mental age correspond to something similar to a normal adult 30 year old?

I mean Chris will be adult manchild forever, but some of his behavior does seem to show correlation to normal adults tho.

I think that is true. Sorry if this is powerleveling, but I used to work with an autistic guy in retail years ago. He was in his early twenties, older than me at the time, and he started asking the dudes we worked with a bunch of sexual questions. The type of stuff you would be curious about when you first go through puberty. Basically, his parents ended up having to sit him down and explain a lot of this stuff to him. Being autistic he also decided to tell us all about it, but thankfully never to one of our customers!

Autism can cause developmental delays like we can observe with Chris. However, his personal brand of wacky just results in a public spectacle (or a private spectacle that morphs into a public one.)

 

[{o}P II]

Was the story about the woman locking Chris in his room one of barbs fabrications

 

[thegooddoctor]

Was the story about the woman locking Chris in his room one of barbs fabrications

Almost certainly, It was the old abusive babysitter that Chris claimed she locked him up in a room for his bad behaviour when he was only like 4 years old or something, This babysitter hired by barb and Barbara probably just sent him to his room because he was screeching his head of or something and just tied to calm him down or something, maybe in a misguided fashion but certainly trying to be kind and help him deal with his anger. Barbara or Bob probably only made that up to Not take the blame that maybe they were not taking care of Chris properly, like they told him that being locked up one day was the cause of his Autism, even though Chris was at the age where Autism starts to displays its traits in children at that age anyways. Yeah it’s almost exclusively another time where his parents lied to him to make his feel like a Speshul brave little boy for coping with autism, and only further solidified his egotism and victim complex as he grew older. Honestly J wonder what other famous Christorical traits and beliefs he has are a result of lies fed to him by his shitty parents??

 

[Picklechu]

With the $1200 stimulus checks likely going out in a few weeks, I wonder if Chris gets an extra $1200 worth of toys, Barb takes most (if not all) of his check, or Chris somehow manages to steal Barb's? Just about all Barb does, from my understanding, is sit in the living room and watch TV, so I assume she'll be aware that they're coming, making the first option less likely unless Chris spends it ASAP, and the third option nearly impossible; I'd be very surprised if she doesn't demand a large chunk of his.

Was the story about the woman locking Chris in his room one of barbs fabrications

Cole mentioned it as well, but he was in college in California at the time. It's probably exaggerated ("Dat abusive babysitter locked me in da toy-filled room, and dat's why I'm retarded!") regardless.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

She'll demand it all right, but will he hand it over or will he scream, chimp out and hump a pillow?

 

[BanyaHat]

So it looks like Hyperdimension Neptunia is ending:


Will Chris sperg out and have a meltdown like he did when MLP ended? How is he currently handling MLP's demise these days, anyways?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Considering the way that he chimped out when fellow pupils told him that Sonic was dead, and given his increased belief in the reality of cartoon figures, how would it affect Chris now if someone convinced him that, say, Twilight Sparkle was dead?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Considering the way that he chimped out when fellow pupils told him that Sonic was dead,

Was this during high school?

EDIT:

Just read the CWCki - it was middle school. I assume the other students saw him winning the sweepstakes, and just wanted to bully him for it. Unless Chris kept on smugly saying "hey, did you see me on TV", then it was justified.

 

[Joe Swanson]

So it looks like Hyperdimension Neptunia is ending:
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Will Chris sperg out and have a meltdown like he did when MLP ended? How is he currently handling MLP's demise these days, anyways?

I doubt it, in all honestly Chris isn't really interested in the media itself rather some bastardized concepts from it that the idea guys fed him. I doubt he's even played a game

 

[Optimus Prime]

Considering the way that he chimped out when fellow pupils told him that Sonic was dead, and given his increased belief in the reality of cartoon figures, how would it affect Chris now if someone convinced him that, say, Twilight Sparkle was dead?

He literally resurrected his own dead-in-real-life-dog in his comic long before he started believing he was a video game console goddess.

Hell, the death of Simonla by his own hand basically brought the apocalypse down on CWCville...he eventually resurrected her when he probably realized he could get away with it and absolutely nobody could do anything about it.

If anything, convincing him that a character is dead will just give him more interpretive license to bastardize them in his own personal universe.