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Well, it does at least mostly cover up his nasty, stringy, greasy thinning hair, so it's sort of a win: the rest of that outfit though.....:lol:

You know when you where talking to him did he mention any of his wardrobe updates?
 
You know when you where talking to him did he mention any of his wardrobe updates?

No. Chris never really asked for fashion advice, although he did show me (as Renee) some of his outfits. Some of them were merely silly (like the too-tight yellow dress) and some things were horrific (like the contraption for tucking his duck out of the way).

I was pretty neutral most of the time, I told Chris that if something made him feel attractive, confident or whatever, then he should wear it and fuck what others think (something I honestly believe in).

I haven't spoken to Chris in months, so I don't know where he's getting his current inspiration (although his choice of court attire today seemed inspired at least in part by Barb). I wish we could have had a better view of his ensemble from head-to toe (but I appreciate @lipitor's efforts).
 
I haven't spoken to Chris in months, so I don't know where he's getting his current inspiration (although his choice of court attire today seemed inspired at least in part by Barb). I wish we could have had a better view of his ensemble from head-to toe (but I appreciate @lipitor's efforts).

I really wish we had a better view to, and I wouldn't be surprised if some of that stuff wasn't barbs in the first place (which is a rather horrifying thought).
 
Chris dresses like his outfit has been put together by an incompetent costume designer from the distant future who only had the vaguest idea of how people dressed in the 21st century.
 
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Someone posted these on 4chan, I don't know if they're already on the forums.

Chris probably think he's so clever that he can fool the trolls by disguising himself as Barb or some old bag.

I haven't spoken to Chris in months, so I don't know where he's getting his current inspiration (although his choice of court attire today seemed inspired at least in part by Barb). I wish we could have had a better view of his ensemble from head-to toe (but I appreciate @lipitor's efforts).

This.

 
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Have the link to the 4chan thread? I'd love to read the comments.

It's probably 404'd at this point. Hopefully somebody got a screen grab and can show it here.

Where does the majority of Chris-centric discussion take place on 4chan? I've never seen him mentioned much (although it's probably because /0/ is the only board I visit on a regular basis)
 
Coffee makers usually still pull current when they're plugged in to support the timer feature.

This. Shit like that would drive him nuts. But you don't even need to go that high tech. Like, what if you just did basic stuff to show that the audience is confused.

Like a poll showing that 60% of the viewers think Liquid is the real one, 35% think CWC is the real one, and 5% undecided. It shows that Liquid is winning, but just barely. Heh, that 5% might even bother Chris more than than the 60%.

What would Chris think if Liquid tried to plead guilty to the pepper-spraying? Would he insist on being the one who goes to jail as Christian Weston Chandler?

Chris dresses like his outfit has been put together by an incompetent costume designer from the distant future who only had the vaguest idea of how people dressed in the 21st century.

Not the 21st century. Not by a long shot.
 
Just noticed, but is that a McDonald's sign behind the car? Wouldn't be surprised if that was where Chris was heading.
Dude Chris goes to the get tar region mcD's before every court date like clockwork. He does crossword puzzles there til 830 on the dot then heads to the courtroom.
 
He does crossword puzzles there til 830 on the dot then heads to the courtroom.
I'd like to see some of those finished puzzles. I guess he's decent at them though if he keeps doing them? He's so ignorant about the world that it makes me think he wouldn't have the knowledge base to fill in answers and the autism might make it hard for him to understand the prompts.
 
Anyone else thinks Chris tried to make Colossal Chan look like this, except... well, his art sucks?
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Too bad he sucks at drawing, because this legitimately looks cool.
 
His sense of fashion comes straight from TV bubble, bizarre mix of cartoon and old people's sitcom, he obviously thinks it makes him look trendy and handsome, cos TV is never wrong.
 
Anyone else thinks Chris tried to make Colossal Chan look like this, except... well, his art sucks?
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Too bad he sucks at drawing, because this legitimately looks cool.
It does. I'm sure this is what he was thinking of but couldn't really get it down on paper.

His sense of fashion comes straight from TV bubble, bizarre mix of cartoon and old people's sitcom, he obviously thinks it makes him look trendy and handsome, cos TV is never wrong.
There are times when you really can't trust TV, especially here.
 
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