Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[elkinbub]

Hey, I was just wondering...

What was the original internet location(s) of CWCipedia and the CWCki ?

Like, what were the original URLs?

Sometimes I see references to how these things "moved to sonichu.com", but I don't think I've heard where they were before this.

 

[Analog Devolved]

So why did Joshua Martinez start trolling Chris? Was there ever a reason for the trolling? It was never made clear on the CWCKI.

Chris started hanging out with Martinez because he knew him from school. Martinez was popular, girls liked him and he claimed to have met celebrities. Chris got jealous and tried to send encyclopedia dramatica trolls after Martinez.
Joshua found out about what Chris was saying about him to the trolls and started trolling Chris himself.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It's a very morbid thought I've been sitting on for a while now,
but I can't help but think if we saw Chris suddenly start getting his shit together; working out, losing weight,
cooking real meals for him and barb, little by little cleaning up 14 BL and later discovered it
was someone blackmailing/controlling him into doing these things like others have done in the past,
I wouldn't totally be against it.

Trolls will sooner get him to kill the real mayor of his town than get him to clean his own house or do something healthy. That is threaded territory. People trying to manipulate Chris can only really get him to do shit Chris himself is already inclined to do on his own damn accord, its always the stupid unhealthy and dangerous shit he goes for, not the sane ones.

 

[elkinbub]

Chris started hanging out with Martinez because he knew him from school. Martinez was popular, girls liked him and he claimed to have met celebrities. Chris got jealous and tried to send encyclopedia dramatica trolls after Martinez.
Joshua found out about what Chris was saying about him to the trolls and started trolling Chris himself.

Err, the page about Chris on ED was created on November 3rd, 2007, and Chris revealed the existence of "Lori" (the first fake girl Josh tried to set him up with) on November 5th, 2007.

Chris didn't try to send trolls after Josh until 2009, almost two years after Josh created "Lori".

It would be interesting to know whether or not Josh and Chris's reconnection after high school was somehow connected with Chris's internet fame. In the Nov 5th email Chris says he ran into Josh "at McDonalds at Forest Lakes a few weeks ago" and "he's kept in touch with me more than I would have after that day". In other words Chris was surprised that Josh was eager to keep reconnecting with him. Chris started becoming internet famous the last week of October, a week and a half before Nov 5th. I wonder if Josh only stayed in contact with him because he googled him or something, and maybe that spurred Josh on to troll Chris by creating "Lori".

But it really depends on a tight timeline. If Josh decided to start trolling Chris independently of the other internet trolls at first, that's also noteworthy. Is he the first one to create a fake girl to play with Chris's mind?

 

[A Grey Cat]

So I was rereading some of Chris's ancestry on the cwcki and well...I love how dumbass said his ancestor on Barb's side Daniel Weston was a pilgrim on the mayflower. Not only is there no surviving log to verify this, but while the mayflower was supposed to land in virginia it got lost and ended up in massachusetts by accident. Thus showing that Chris in addition to history class never payed attention to oh the hundreds of Thanksgiving specials that tell the story of the pilgrims voyage.


Anyway what we do know of A possible Daniel weston is just hilarious..but also fitting. Despite Chris's claims to be descended from royalty, Daniel was little more than a town drunk and a buffoon himself. So really we know a possible origin for Chris's idiocy. Really that just puts the image (as some people were talking about in the random updates thread) of a Chris born in the past. Instead of the Sonic and pokemon obsessed tard of 2020 we have his ancestor being a drunken Buffoon who makes a living watching over the town gates for Indian attacks or shooting at birds in the fields because handling a blunderbuss was about the only thing a dumbass in the 17th century could do right (usually) eh at least boyfriend free girls were easier to attract back then, woman were desperate to be actually married by the time they hit the big 20

 

[AnOminous]

Instead of the Sonic and pokemon obsessed tard of 2020 we have his ancestor being a drunken Buffoon who makes a living watching over the town gates for Indian attacks or shooting at birds in the fields because handling a blunderbuss was about the only thing a dumbass in the 17th century could do right (usually) eh at least boyfriend free girls were easier to attract back then, woman were desperate to be actually married by the time they hit the big 20

His grandfather was a buffoon too. Barb's dad Joe died falling off a horse drawn wagon while drunk off his ass and her grandfather was also an alcoholic deadbeat. The white trash goes back far in that line.

 

[A Grey Cat]

His grandfather was a buffoon too. Barb's dad Joe died falling off a horse drawn wagon while drunk off his ass and her grandfather was also an alcoholic deadbeat. The white trash goes back far in that line.

It's a miracle Chris was so vehemently anti alcohol for most of his life and (as far as we know) hasn't become a raging drunk after finally loosening up and enjoying booze.

 

[Tikbalang]

It's a miracle Chris was so vehemently anti alcohol for most of his life and (as far as we know) hasn't become a raging drunk after finally loosening up and enjoying booze.

Wasn't he so angry drunk that he cut the wound further on his taint?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Wasn't he so angry drunk that he cut the wound further on his taint?

Yup, drunk and depressed with his life and desperate to become a true and honest woman he tried to carve the vag he wanted into his flesh. Viurnal beats, alcohol and autism are a dangerous combination.

 

[thegooddoctor]

How is that “sad”?!

Fuck, losing his virginity is one of the few success stories Chris does have, that’s not manufactured by trolls.

I mean sure, I guess it could have been more entertaining if Chris was still desperately trying to get the “Virgin breaker” or if he died as a virgin.

But I’m proud of the little sperg for managing to pull this off and am happy he finally got a win.

Very late reply sorry but I have to dissent with you there, It absolutely Is sad because It was his first and only time and It was with a Prostitute, One of the most degrading and Indecent careers out there with some of the ugliest dogs that would dare to call themselves women. Chris shelling out a few bucks to pop his cherry to some hooker Is about the lowest you can go on In the romance scene, and the fact that he bragged about paid sex with said escort Is just another point in the acre wide list of Chris's pathetic failings and removes any moral Integrity or Innocence that his Idiotic love Quest may have had at that point.

Honestly I would have more respect for him If he had chosen to not go the easiest route possible fucking a skank and accepted his 'virgin with rage' status to this day. Nothings more degrading than that.

 

[Abarefiller]

So we all know Chris's long, winded and weird history of trying to get a boyfriend-free girl. But do we know exactly why Chris even started looking for one? Was it out of loneliness? Did he think the poor girl would just become a second mother to him?

 

[Meat Pickle]

So we all know Chris's long, winded and weird history of trying to get a boyfriend-free girl. But do we know exactly why Chris even started looking for one? Was it out of loneliness? Did he think the poor girl would just become a second mother to him?

It was prophesied in a dream of his that he will have a daughter. Also the first time he asked out a galpal, she told him she already has a boyfriend.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So we all know Chris's long, winded and weird history of trying to get a boyfriend-free girl. But do we know exactly why Chris even started looking for one? Was it out of loneliness? Did he think the poor girl would just become a second mother to him?

The exact moment was actually pretty well self documented:

Background​

The catalyst for the Love Quest was Christian's encounter with Sarah Hammer (on whom he had a crush) during his move back to Ruckersville, and his enrollment at the Piedmont Virginia Community College. This occurred somewhere between June 2000 and October 2003.

Sarah is presumably the first woman of any significance to tell the ever-naïve Christian "I have a boyfriend"; Chris was surprised to learn that his childhood gal-pal was romantically involved with Wes Iseli. Upon making this discovery, he quickly developed an intense jealousy of Iseli (who he didn't even know) and resentment towards him that would set his state of mind for the impending Quest.

Throughout 2003, Chris passively expressed his longing and envy by way of "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" and "BFF's (Best Friends Forever)". It is clear that Chris had at some point decided Sarah was supposed to be his soulmate (although perhaps not until he learned she was unavailable) and had difficulty accepting that this would not be a possibility. In 2005, following Sarah's breakup with Iseli and hookup with William Spicer, he dealt with the situation more openly and publicly in Sonichu #2 – this acceptance perhaps stemmed from his turn to a new object of infatuation

Epiphany​

According to Chris, the genesis of the Love Quest proper was his twenty-first birthday, 24 February 2003

On this date, he was kicked out of his college English class after a dispute with his teacher. (In his Wikipedia biography, Chris claimed the teacher ejected him simply on account of his autism, which of course bears no resemblance to reality: when asked about it again later by a "girlfriend", he deigns to mention that it may have had something to do with belligerently slandering classmates and making racist remarks). At any rate, while waiting for his next class, Chris sat and cried his eyes out, resenting that there was nobody to comfort him like there was at his graduation. Shortly thereafter, he resolved that he needed a girlfriend.

Presumably the connection between these events is that Chris felt hurt and ostracized by his punishment, leading him to recognize his need for someone who would appreciate him unconditionally. However, Chris further states that the Love Quest officially began in August 2003, suggesting that he waited six months to actually execute his plans.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Love_Quest

College is pretty late for this kind of thing but I imagine his highschool experience would have been a lot worse if he had been known as an autistic creep rather than a harmless sperg.

Seems to come down to feeling entitled as well as jealousy that someone took his girl while at the same time having a hard time connecting to anyone as an equal.

Chris still seems to treats everyone as he’s the main character in a game and everyone else are NPC’s where he just needs to do or say the right thing to get what he wants (I wouldn’t be surprised if he did somehow get a girlfriend that he’d want to upgrade if a hotter girl came along wanting to be with Chris) but the whole girlfriend thing blew such a hole in his ego he’s happy to marry fictional characters rather than work out why he’s forever alone.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Why exactly did chris pee on the floor in for shrek's eyes only? Did the idea guys specifically tell him to do it akin to blue spike telling him to shove his medallion up his ass or was chris actually that lazy he couldn't go to the bathroom in a toilet before filming it?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Did the idea guys specifically tell him to do it

I'm almost certain they did. After all, they had him go further than that.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Why exactly did chris pee on the floor in for shrek's eyes only? Did the idea guys specifically tell him to do it akin to blue spike telling him to shove his medallion up his ass or was chris actually that lazy he couldn't go to the bathroom in a toilet before filming it?

I presume (on the direction he walks towards, back to and based on the sound, oh god...) that he picked a spot in the corner of the room, so on his carpet. I don't know though if they told him to piss on a specific object or just randomly in his room.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Sorry if this has already been posed but do we know if Borb ever read their sons comics?
If so what were their reactions to them, both with him, to themselves and with each other?
Or did they (as usual) just humour Chris and flat out lie about reading them?
"Boy howdy dem some mighty fine magic hedgehogs you done drawed there"

Showering him (first time for everything) with undue praise whilst secretly being ashamed/embarrassed by how amateur, childlike and poor they were, desperately hoping that he wouldn't quiz them on the "characters" and "story" and preying that he would just go back to his room for another seventeen plus hours, leaving them to read about plastic funnels and sleep at 2 in the afternoon respectively...

PS. Not a question but I fucking despise how Barb is dressed in this.
That stupid fucking hat and how he drew her "shirt?" to match!

She looks like a deranged UK dinner lady...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sorry if this has already been posed but do we know if Borb ever read the comics?
If so what were their reactions to them, both with him, to themselves and with each other?
Or did they (as usual) just humour Chris and flat out lie about reading them?
"Boy howdy dem some mighty fine magic hedgehogs you done drawed there son"

Showering him (first time for everything) with undue praise whilst secretly being ashamed/embarrassed by how amateur, childlike and poor they were, desperately hoping that he wouldn't quiz them on the "characters" and "story" and preying that he would just go back to his room for another seventeen plus hours, leaving them to read about plastic funnels and sleep at 2 in the afternoon respectively...
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PS. Not a question but I fucking despise how Barb is dressed in this.
That stupid fucking hat and how he drew her "shirt?" to match!
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She looks like a deranged UK dinner lady...

He showed his mom the sub-episodes and she asked him to stop making those. His dad knew about Sonichu and tried to suggest making it into a story about fighting autism.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

He showed his mom the sub-episodes and she asked him to stop making those. His dad knew about Sonichu and tried to suggest making it into a story about fighting autism.

Ah yes, didn't she say and I quote that they made him look retarded?
I mean she wasn't wrong but maybe a little late...

Like I have said, Bob was spot on in that Sonichu has become a mascot for autism, just not in the way he thought it would...

I take it this is all we know of Borb referring to the comics and Sonichus?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Ah yes, didn't she say and I quote that they made him look retarded?
I mean she wasn't wrong but maybe a little late...

Like I have said, Bob was spot on in that Sonichu has become a mascot for autism, just not in the way he thought it would...

I take it this is all we know of Borb referring to the comics and Sonichus?

More or less or seems that way. I have to assume barb asked him to stop dramatizing his life in the comics because she legit believed a lot of people were reading them at the time and would see how much of a dumbass fuck up he was. Not that it didn't stop him from inserting his real life into the comics anyway.