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horrorfan89 said:
Does anyone know if Chris saw ready player one? His latest something about the merge in the brony anyalists cartoon sounds an awful look like the Oasis only instead of being done through technology it's powdered by pure autism and wishful thinking
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The cultural references in that film I think are ironically all things he was never interested in, wasn't he a pre-teen when most of those pop culture icons in the film show up? I can't recall many in the film he would have actually known, his peers in school probably would have, the monty python easter egg probably doesn't count, since Chris was never really invested in it, he just really chucked a reference in his comic to make it more "original".

The film came out more than half a year before most of the merge shit started, so I don't think it would have contributed to his delusions too much. To a certain degree, he already believed that some aspects of his fantasy world where somewhat real.

Edit: Sorry my mistake, the idea guys were already self inserting ideas about the existence of other dimensions and counterparts having super powers around late 2017, maybe they might have been influenced by the promotional material of the film as well as the book if they really wanted to base their discussions to Chris about other fictional characters showing up in an online game universe/world, but since Chris didn't really use any other types of characters relating specifically to the merge when he was talking about C-197, he only did if they had a universal counterpart or something brought up later on, post merge.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
The cultural references in that film I think are ironically all things he was never interested in, wasn't he a pre-teen when most of those pop culture icons in the film show up? I can't recall many in the film he would have actually known, his peers in school probably would have, the monty python easter egg probably doesn't count, since Chris was never really invested in it, he just really chucked a reference in his comic to make it more "original".

The film came out more than half a year before most of the merge shit started, so I don't think it would have contributed to his delusions too much. To a certain degree, he already believed that some aspects of his fantasy world where somewhat real.
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March 2018 wasn't that roughly around the time the idea guys made the scene? There's a chance one of them saw the movie and it indirectly inspired their merge bs, they only had to dumb down the mythos of rpo further so it could be absorbed by Chris's sponge Brain better
 
horrorfan89 said:
March 2018 wasn't that roughly around the time the idea guys made the scene? There's a chance one of them saw the movie and it indirectly inspired their merge bs, they only had to dumb down the mythos of rpo further so it could be absorbed by Chris's sponge Brain better
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I'm pretty sure several other cartoon franchises appeared together in Sonichu comics made long before 2018. Chris already had the idea, compared it to Roger Rabbit, etc. The Idea Guys more or less just gave him social proof of the dimensions concept and helped him formalize some sort of pseudo-scientific rules for it all. And they encouraged him to take it all really seriously and become completely obsessed about it to the point that all real-world considerations had to be framed in terms of how they could play into the imaginary b.s.
Flavius Anthemius said:
The cultural references in that film I think are ironically all things he was never interested in
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That probably means Ready Player One is set in dimension 791-C.
 
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Fapcop said:
Guys, I don’t wrote this to be funny or to shit on Chris, but...

“Ready Player One” is too smart for Chris. Just a tad bit too highbrow.
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Yeah Chris' Avatar in the Oasis is Sonichu or him in Drag. Very Highbrow indeed...
 
Would Chris ever have Barb with him having a Q&A livestream, or would his ego no allow it?
I'm thinking if he's really desperate for cash and if a lot of people request it, he would do it.
 
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I didn’t realize how putrid the idea of four Air Wick lavender air fresheners in one hotel room that Chris had in the Giant Penis comic would be until I actually got an Air Wick recently. I usually use Wallflowers which aren’t that strong, but damn, I only have one Air Wick and it can make the whole room smell even at the lowest setting. I can’t imagine being in a room with four of them so close together.
 
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Haters constantly say Chris should get a job, but really, at this point, is that even still up to him? I mean as if anyone would want to hire someone like that: An internationally infamous, borderline retarded, chronically unemployed person with no skills, formal qualifications or any life achievements to speak of.
 
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StarDreamer2002 said:
Haters constantly say Chris should get a job, but really, at this point, is that even still up to him? I mean as if anyone would want to hire someone like that: An internationally infamous, borderline retarded, chronically unemployed person with no skills, formal qualifications or any life achievements to speak of.
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The way he acts alone would be a red flag to any potential employer... first squeak or "commentary" voice he does would just turn someone off
 
StarDreamer2002 said:
Haters constantly say Chris should get a job, but really, at this point, is that even still up to him? I mean as if anyone would want to hire someone like that: An internationally infamous, borderline retarded, chronically unemployed person with no skills, formal qualifications or any life achievements to speak of.
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Yeah, I believe even if he did get employment somewhere, w33ns might harass his workplace to get him fired. Pretty sure he got kicked out of a gym that way (although it's argued that was just the excuse the owner was looking for to get him out). Good thing this isn't actually a problem since he'd probably rather off himself than work!
 
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Yeah, I believe even if he did get employment somewhere, w33ns might harass his workplace to get him fired. Pretty sure he got kicked out of a gym that way (although it's argued that was just the excuse the owner was looking for to get him out). Good thing this isn't actually a problem since he'd probably rather off himself than work!
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He got kicked out because he kept farting and burping all over the gym (aka being his usual unsanitary self). Plus the weens only called the gym because Chris posted about it on social media. We've been told about a lot of of other things long after Chris did them because he never talked about it publicly. Unfortunately his employment might not fall under this because he'd bitch and moan and resume begging for money to justify not continuing with it.
 
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Youse got me wrong: I didn't mean that Chris would get fired for just being himself. He just would have to change his behaviour, something that trolls want him to do, too, besides getting a job. I meant, even if he did take therapy and then search and apply for jobs and do his best, would he even get one?

I mean, he is now in his middle ages, a NEET since like 15 years, has no valuable skills, qualifications, experience, history, background etc. and he's also fat, weak, ugly and millions of people around the world know and hate him. I guess every interviewer who isn't a Boomer uses two minutes to do a quick online search of any applicant's name, and for Mr Christian Weston Chandler that means... Come on, which company wants to hire him? Especially since we're now in a depression and any boss could just hire anybody else for any open position who isn't Chris and therefore more better than in 99% of cases.

Yet, otherwise, there are people way more fucked up than Chris who still have jobs, like the literally intelectually disabled, people in wheelchairs, blind and deaf, jailbirds, illegal immigrants, highschool dropouts etc.

As far as I know from my real life: A friend of mine is a very overweight transgender highschool dropout and still got a well-paid apprenticeship as some kind of social worker. Another one has autism and went to sped but she's a kitchen chef now. I guess Chris could get a career if he really wanted too and had luck.
 
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The Fool said:
Yeah, I believe even if he did get employment somewhere, w33ns might harass his workplace to get him fired. Pretty sure he got kicked out of a gym that way (although it's argued that was just the excuse the owner was looking for to get him out). Good thing this isn't actually a problem since he'd probably rather off himself than work!
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"Hello, I'm Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, original creator or Sonichu and Rosechu, CPU Blue Heart and goddess of the Commadore 64...may I take your order?"
 
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Would anyone hire Chris?! Fuck, I’d love to hire the fucker. Would pay him a fair 10$ an hour under the table too.


Got some floors that need sanding. MANUALLY because neighbors, and I reckon that’s a task Chris might just have the intellect to accomplish without either floor or sanding paper exploding.


Surely I can’t be the only one who gets a smile and a warm crinkle in my heart from the thought of sitting down with a cold one, and supervising a sweating, groaning, seething Chris.

Ya know: Making sure he doesn’t miss a single spot, works constantly without ten minute breaks every ten minutes, no fidget spinners, etc.


Fuck, I could probably pay Chris’s wages AND make a tidy profit from selling access to a P2V stream for fellow farmers, or put it on Twitch and let the tips roll in.


The problem of course would be to insure that Chris doesn’t shuffle home after half an hour because of an “emotional misunderstanding”.


Money alone wouldn’t be enough to triumph over his colossal laziness. (With or without the tugboat, I’m pretty sure.)


Frankly, short of a whip or a cattle prod I can’t imagine anything that could conquer Chris’s laziness for more than an hour at a time.
 
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Chris has always made excusess for not getting any job,not even a tard job at an amazon warehouse because really the truth that he refues to flat out say is "a job is hard and I'm too flabby fat and lazy to do any real work and don't like listening to people telling me to do things." Forget not looking like an ugly smelly toddler at the interview (thought really I'd bet some company like Starbucks would make him a barista just so they can virtue signal about providing work to an autistic lesbian transwoman) Chris would never bother listening to any of his superiors and would probably sneak so much food he'd eat up the profits.

No even if he had one day back on the workforce Chances are it'd be over in a few hours after assuming hedgehog defense mode because he refused to do anything and then they have no choice but to remoke him from the system and write him a single check for a days service as a severance.
 
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