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Chris will learn to shade and shadow when KF retards learn to post random thoughts and questions in the thread titled Random Thoughts and Questions.
 
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Chris is a shitty artist, but so is most of the trite you'd find at an exhibition. Nowadays you just need a good work ethic to stay consistent to be an artist. Not to mention Chris's shitty art has made him more famous than most artists who waste thousands of dollars in prestigious art schools. Chris will never learn because he doesn't have to.
 
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I was impressed with his recent comission drawings. But my standards for Chris are very, very, very low. He's improved over the years from drawing at a five-year-old level to drawing at an eight-year-old level. Which is more than I ever expected of him.

It's naïve art. That's all he'll ever make. My answer to OP is no.
 
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Takodachi said:
Are we looking at the same pictures?
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I saw his Fraiser fanart and his rainbow bird art and his Jesus at the table art and I saw that he had potential compared to his earlier work.

I honestly think that if he just fucking applied himself then maybe he could take that extra step to make his art not look like childish shit.

Maybe I'm asking too much and just being too optimistic but if he's in this position where people are asking him to make masterpieces of art, maybe he should push himself to at least learn some basic art skills.
 
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This is not a new sentiment, but I was rereading the CWC wiki and my favorite character in Chris's family is Bob because he somehow reminds me of the spirit of a conservative 20th century American working man. Born in Texas, raised in Alabama in poverty, going to university, joining the Army, working as an engineer for Western Electric and providing money for his family. Bob's whole life has been so much more eventful than Chris's and even many young people's today.
 
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Coelacanth said:
The only true thing Chris has somewhat of a grasp on is ripping off and this extends to shading. If he ever does try to add shadows on his own it's just a poorly shaded circle underneath a character's feet.
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I just assumed those were stains on the ground from where they'd shitted themselves.
 
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This is not a new sentiment, but I was rereading the CWC wiki and my favorite character in Chris's family is Bob because he somehow reminds me of the spirit of a conservative 20th century American working man. Born in Texas, raised in Alabama in poverty, going to university, joining the Army, working as an engineer for Western Electric and providing money for his family. Bob's whole life has been so much more eventful than Chris's and even many young people's today.
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Bob is pretty great, it's kind of annoying that many of the new fans of Chris write him off as a racist (Mostly based on the Obama painting the white house black joke in Sonichu) when he seems fairly progressive for someone born in the roaring 20's as shown by his Korean friends from church.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
Bob is pretty great, it's kind of annoying that many of the new fans of Chris write him off as a racist (Mostly based on the Obama painting the white house black joke in Sonichu) when he seems fairly progressive for someone born in the roaring 20's as shown by his Korean friends from church.
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Bob prank calls are some of my favorite moments whether he is getting sassy with weens or unknowingly having in-depth conversations with sound boards of his family members.
 
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I'm sure this has been asked and answered about a million times, but what is the consensus on Chris's current gender pronouns.

Like, they are sonichu right now right? so thats he??

Edit: as an aside, I think it'd be absolutely hilarious if someone told chris they'd sent him a gift basket, and when he asked where it was and why it didn't show up, the answer was just "You're sonichu why would it have come to you?" And beyond that, since chris believes christine is somewhere else right now and hes sonichu... I wonder if that makes room for the possibility of someone convincing him they are christine meeting him.

I just wonder if his delusions are strong enough for that yet.
 
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Sinners said:
I'm sure this has been asked and answered about a million times, but what is the consensus on Chris's current gender pronouns.

Like, they are sonichu right now right? so thats he??

Edit: as an aside, I think it'd be absolutely hilarious if someone told chris they'd sent him a gift basket, and when he asked where it was and why it didn't show up, the answer was just "You're sonichu why would it have come to you?" And beyond that, since chris believes christine is somewhere else right now and hes sonichu... I wonder if that makes room for the possibility of someone convincing him they are christine meeting him.

I just wonder if his delusions are strong enough for that yet.
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He can't even remember his own pronouns frequently forgetting his farce
 
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I love that not only is Chris trans gendered, he's trans aged and trans species too:
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