Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

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When the news about barb dropped tbh, my first thought was that chris being chris, took advantage of barb, but her senility meant she was genuinely confused and responded potentially in a seemingly consensual way.

Then I thought, maybe reading what chris posted, that barb was just borderline comatose, and somewhat horrifyingly chris just used her as a somewhat living sex doll.

now I am somewhat convinced that Barb was, confused, Senile. But definitely aware, and rejected chris physically and verbally, but he literally forced himself upon her.
 
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I think this has been said before but can we start referring to Chris as a horrorcow now? The lols ceased a week ago.
 
I saw a bit of the stream Null did with Nick Rekieta, and there he calls Bob a "world war 2 and korean war veteran". When checking the cwcki, which is pretty well sourced, says Bob joined the army in 1946, the year after ww2 ended and left in 1948, two years before the korean war started.
Not a big deal and I'm not targeting our dear leader here, just got me thinking that many who do videos on Chris mentions the war veteran bit when describing Bob. I get that Chris and Bob himself would inflate his accomplishments a bit, but why does everyone else?
 
I saw a bit of the stream Null did with Nick Rekieta, and there he calls Bob a "world war 2 and korean war veteran". When checking the cwcki, which is pretty well sourced, says Bob joined the army in 1946, the year after ww2 ended and left in 1948, two years before the korean war started.
Not a big deal and I'm not targeting our dear leader here, just got me thinking that many who do videos on Chris mentions the war veteran bit when describing Bob. I get that Chris and Bob himself would inflate his accomplishments a bit, but why does everyone else?
He fought the Nazis in Antarctica obviously.
 
I saw a bit of the stream Null did with Nick Rekieta, and there he calls Bob a "world war 2 and korean war veteran". When checking the cwcki, which is pretty well sourced, says Bob joined the army in 1946, the year after ww2 ended and left in 1948, two years before the korean war started.
Not a big deal and I'm not targeting our dear leader here, just got me thinking that many who do videos on Chris mentions the war veteran bit when describing Bob. I get that Chris and Bob himself would inflate his accomplishments a bit, but why does everyone else?
Technically there are soldiers that arrived in theatre after the cessation of hostilities with both Japan and Germany with the occupying armies. They are still entitled to the WW2 Victory medal and can be considered veterans of those wars. But oddly enough, a majority of still surviving WW2 veterans are Russians in their 90's. Which is kind of funny because even with our VA system and medical care, US vets of WW2 are dying off quicker than Russian men that were given a 5th floor apartment in a Soviet style apartment building with hot water that worked for about 6 hours a week. That's probably still better accomodations than 14 Branchland.
 
It's "Billy Mays", you newnigger.
No, it's BILLY MAYS

Anyway. That's purely a sidenote.

What I'm about to post is purely conjecture, and as such feel free to rate me autistic, optimistic, or just plain disagree with me, but I've been thinking about something that's come up a lot these past few days: the Mystery of the Mugshots. I'm about to do my best Inspector Eric Finch, and try to think like Chris. With the usual caveats about the abyss and how long to look into it, here goes.

People are wondering why Chris looks so pissed-off in the mugshot taken after the Gamestop pepper-spray incident, yet so happy in the ones taken following his most recent arrest. The question seems to be, 'what's he got to look so fucking smug about?' Why are the expressions so different?

In the Gamestop one, Chris was only in the cells for one night. He was doubtless already planning how best to spin this on his release, as evidenced by his subsequent account of events where you'd think that the jerkops had been breaking out the blackjacks and cattle prods to get him out, and where he stressed how he first attempted diplomacy, however pathetic ('can't we just let bygones be bygones?'), before telling us that he felt increasingly disquieted and threatened. He described himself as panicking, as I recall, and described the spraying in terms of a desperate act of frightened self-defence. Then the footage appeared. Chris did not look panicked. He seemed to be striding out in high dudgeon: his 'don't call ANYBODY!' said in snotty, imperious tones; the producing and use of the spray clearly deliberate and premeditated. The important thing, though, is that, panicked or offended, Chris was, in his view, the innocent party. He probably saw himself as the heroic underdog, striking a blow for the weak and oppressed against The Man, or at least that's what he convinced himself. Hence his expression in that mugshot. He's not just been detained, he's been unjustly detained. That look on his face is one of righteous indignation, because that's what he was feeling. He was an innocent who'd stood up for what was right, only to be slapped down by those brute male JERKS.

The more recent ones...just why does he look so damn happy? The most common theory is that, yes, it's smugness. He's not expecting this to last long. 'Ah ha, but little do they know that, any second now, darling Magi-Chan and my beloved son Sonichu are gonna burst through the wall and bust me out with unstoppable psychic blasts and Electric Hedgehog Power!' And it's not an unreasonable theory, given what we know. But I think there are at least two other possible explanations.

Firstly, and perhaps most likely due to its sheer obviousness, is that he's just trying to look like a kawaii and setsy girl for the cameras. Girls like that don't frown unbecomingly: they might attempt a killer pout, but he can't manage that, so instead he'll do his best to look chirpy and carefree. I wouldn't be surprised if he had to be prevented from doing that stupid fucking V-sign.

Secondly, and perhaps most interestingly...that expression is one of wry resignation, of making the best of a bad job. Chris knows that he's not going to be out of there any time soon - certainly not soon enough to get his own propaganda version out there before the facts. He knows that he's voluntarily fucked his elderly mother, apparently repeatedly, and we know that at least one of those occasions has probably been rape. He also knows that Null has proof that he stole the best part of a grand from said mother's account without permission, and then attempted to bluff that this was down to some vague 'blessing' granted to the CPU Goddess, before folding like a soggy napkin and admitting the truth when Null produced the evidence. In this case, for once, the truth has got halfway around the World before the lie can get its trousers on. If this were a British police drama, that's the sort of expression that would accompany a philosophical grunt of 'It's a fair cop, guv'nor. You got me bang to rights' from some unfortunate felon.

Chris has been caught in a situation where he can't get his own distorted take on events out there quickly - damage control is out of the question at this point. And he's putting as brave a face as he can on it, because they have got him bang to rights.
 
What toys did he spend his stolen $750 in Barb money on? I can’t help but imagine a $150 lego set sitting abandoned in his hotel room.
 
Was Chris arrested because he violated the order and stole from barb? Or because his shit foolery was making Ralph muck around in Virginia streaming himself pestering hotels and walking around looking for Chris? If Chris had just been humble for once in his life and slept in the car like boss told him too he could have had his go fund money to stay someplace nicer till the order expired (which it would have today)
 
When the police inevitably seize Chris Chan's computers what deviant degenerate shit are they gonna find on there?
 
Was Chris arrested because he violated the order and stole from barb? Or because his shit foolery was making Ralph muck around in Virginia streaming himself pestering hotels and walking around looking for Chris? If Chris had just been humble for once in his life and slept in the car like boss told him too he could have had his go fund money to stay someplace nicer till the order expired (which it would have today)
His only charge at the time of booking was incest. Other charges were still pending. So I'm more inclined to believe they found evidence on Barb that indicated she had sex recently and that was enough to arrest him on. Rape/Theft/whatever else charges would have to be determined as the investigation continues.
 
I'll share my idea first.

I'm a big fan of the movie The Great Escape. It's about a group of Allied soldiers trying to escape a German war prisoner camp during WWII starring Steve McQueen and a bunch of faggy Brit actors. There's this elaborate plan to execute a massive breakout using a tunnel they secretly dig from one of their bunks. They managed to make civilian clothes for the escapees so they can blend in when they're outside and even forge official travel documents they gathered using all sorts of resourceful scrounging and clever ploys. ANY-HOOooo, I was thinking we could do this for our old pal Chris!

We won't need the documents or the clothes for "her," but a tunnel would do the trick of busting him out and once again into the sweet embrace of the voluptuous arms of lady freedom. Only, instead of the tunnel starting inside the jail and leading out, we start one on the outside and make our way into the jail! It's so simple it's brilliant!

The only things we'll need are some strong backs and a place to start digging; and I have the perfect place. It's going to begin at -where else?- 14 Branchland Court of course and lead all the way to the Central Virginia Regional Jail. With us Kiwis and Christorians working together we can get to Chris is a manner of several months if we keep a steady place.

The exact spot we'll start you ask? I've already surveyed the property and placed some flags at Patti's old doghouse. Which means in order to save Chris from the horrible fate of incarceration and actually facing consequences for a change, we will, irony of ironies, have to dig up Patti.

Let's do this!
 
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