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deadson said:
I'm not sure what policies most hotels have regarding that, tho I imagine that the staff cleaned out the room when he was arrested.
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Depends on the hotel. At the place I used to work, if people left anything in the rooms we'd try calling them to see if they wanted it back. If we couldn't get hold of them, it went into storage for a certain period of time, and was then thrown out or donated thereafter if no one claimed it. A lot of other hotels will just toss stuff into the trash, from what I know.
 
Anyone else hoping some gambling site will actually start allowing wagers on the fate of Chris Chan's crminal case?
 
Kamalla said:
Why didn’t Bob and Barb ever consider top surgery for Chris’s manboobs and instead let them wear a “muscle bra”? Insurance and tugboat likely would’ve covered surgery.

I’m wondering because top surgery in their early 20s would’ve only been positive for Chris and Bob wasn’t into crossdressing.
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Because top surgery was not a very common thing in the 2000s.
 
if Chris decided the merge was happening now, i wonder what must be going through that little head of his? has he done snapped out of it or is he legit “seeing“ fucking Mewtwo in is jailcell?
 
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Did chris/barb have any pets alive still? What's happening with them if yes?
 
Mason Verger said:
Thats gotta be tearing him up right now. I’ll never say this of a ponycon again, but I hope that shit off the chain this year. And I bet it will be, from my experience everybody is getting just a little more turnt this summer at any kind of gathering.

But it’s not all bad for Chris this weekend, I hear Saturday's at CVJ they serve that good red jello with dinner.
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I wish he would have gone since COVID is on the rise.
Cuntster said:
I was eating rice pudding and it got me wondering; did Chris finish inside of Barb or did he pull out and dump his load on her stomach?
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In her ass
 
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Has Chris' minivan Son-Chu been impounded yet (I'm about 90% sure it has as it's technically now an abandoned vehicle)? And do you think the bank is going to try to repossess and send it to vehicle auction? Because I can definitely see some weens willing to bid on it.
 
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Chef Hanlon said:
Has Chris' minivan Son-Chu been impounded yet (I'm about 90% sure it has as it's technically now an abandoned vehicle)? And do you think the bank is going to try to repossess and send it to vehicle auction? Because I can definitely see some weens willing to bid on it.
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I hope they turn it into a fidget spinner and give it to Chris.
 
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Neferpitou! said:
I just wonder how he’s doing in jail.
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This is the longest Chris has had the internet cut down because jail. I imagine that if he were somehow released early, he'd post a tl;dr, word-salady, stilted, and awkward retelling of the whole time that paints him as the victim. Just like after the 2014 incident, except with more "dimensional merge". Also I imagine Chris may have been segregated from the others by now, like Nick Bate (IIRC).
 
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I feel like he would be one to tell other people in there that he’s famous while he’s introducing himself, but I do think he’s probably separated off somewhere else for his own safety.
 
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hmm.. can’t decide which is the least likely to get shanked in the liver:
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Chris with the skullet, minus all his usual faggy gear, from a distance might pass for a guy that might know a biker or something. Because who else grows a stringy skullet? Some kind of incredibly low effort tranny or something?
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Chris without the skullet is 100% undressing your kids with his eyes in the Target checkout line.
 
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Per public records, there were no police calls for abandoned or towed vehicles at the motel address since August 1. If the hotel had it privately towed for being abandoned on the property after Chris's room booking ran out then it's going to sit in the tow lot until someone tells him it will cost more than it's worth in storage fees to get it out, then will be sold at auction.
 
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