- Joined
- Sep 15, 2016
Disappointed look from Tyrone as Chris sharts his pants and flees.
“Aww shiat! I just wanted to shake mah niggas hand and shiat!”
Turns around to face his weightlifting bros.
“And if any of you mofuckers try some shit with him, there’s going to be blood! Gnomesayin’? And respec his pronouns n shiat! Da mans name is Christine. Jus because we’s a bunch of convics don’t have to mean we axe like uncivilized mofuckers! Aight?”
He actually isn’t.What one thing that doesn't get talked about astounds you about Chris?
For me, it's the odd fact that he seemingly never realized he's physically unattractive. He'd always go after girls that were massively out of his league, yet he never had any trouble believing "they" loved him, with all his fake online sweethearts. It's like he has no self awareness. At all. He could have got a nice mildly tarded sweetheart 20 years ago if he stopped trying to fuck Vanessa Hudgens or whoever.
When we think of CWC we usually think of the weird granny-tranny Chris with the balding, stringy, long seaweed hair, and a body that’s shaped like an orange with four straws for arms and legs,
But go back to classic Chris, lose the pedo glasses and 30-50 lbs and he’d look alright. Probably good enough to pull some reasonably attractive, non fatties home if he didn’t act like a creep.
Why didn’t he realize this? Face blindness + autism + narcissism/massive ego.