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goddammit. the wait has been a slog. is there a new trial date?
Yup we got cockblocked by the DA needing more time apparently. Last time I checked, we were not aware of a new date yet. At least it means more mandatory jail time for OPL.

Edit after reading the new thread about it : Some guy went there and got told it was now scheduled for November 18th. If it's not horseshit, that's a big long ass time without poneys and toys.
 
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The lawyer is probably measuring the tolerance of said case and his client to how many Jaegermeister shots he can down before....ANYTHING he researches about Chris-Chan makes sense.

Two months later, and he needs more time. Probably muttering: "...there isn't enough fucking Jaeger in the WORLD that can make me pull a win out of my ass here."
 
That might mean his time awaiting trial will be taken into account when given his sentence, so I suppose he'll be spending more time in jail and less in prison.
Time served is always accounted for. Remember, while you are in jail awaiting trial you are still presumed innocent, so it automatically banks into any sentence you get.

If they want to throw the book at Chris, and they have Barb's cooperation, they can treat each of Chris' memory-improvement sessions as a separate charge, served consecutively, so the banked time won't mean much, but I doubt they'll include that in the deal as otherwise Chris loses nothing by going to trial. They'd only wield that as a threat to prevent Chris from choosing to go to trial.
 
Since people are talking about Chris being able to work this is the closest I think he can really get to be employable. The most I think he could manage is just some sideshow for people to gawk at. You put him in a room, give him some crayons, some video games, sex dolls, etc and just watch what he does.

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Since people are talking about Chris being able to work this is the closest I think he can really get to be employable. The most I think he could manage is just some sideshow for people to gawk at. You put him in a room, give him some crayons, some video games, sex dolls, etc and just watch what he does.

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Nothing and shits himself.
 
Here's a random question inspired by current events: has Chris ever written a fictional rapist as evil?
The closest I can think of is comic-Alec's implied abuse of the Basement Rosechus.
 
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Do we know if Chris has made contact with anyone from inside jail? (I don't follow him religiously, but I'm curious about this.)

I assume there were people he spoke to regularly. Would he even have money on his account to make calls?
 
This is retarded.

Chris, whatever you think of him, has had serious issues with his own gender for a long ass fucking time. Him going trans wasn't surprising at all to anybody who had been paying attention. Chris never liked men and he always hated the expectations masculinity put on him. He also low key always suffered serious body image problems. Like, he said flat out he hated looking at his own cock. He's always been drawn to things that are cute or pretty or that were just generally feminine, for lack of a better word. The only friends he's ever had were girls.

If Chris had been born 20 years later he would have come out as trans the moment he got to college and was away from Bob for the first time.
Those are all just dumb AGP stereotypes men have about women. I'm pretty sure you don't hate your cock that much if all you do is try to to sell it to women and put it inside your mother. You can't trust anything Chris says about his own identity because he doesn't have one. Chris having female friends is because he wanted to fuck and because he wanted to be coddled. How ironic.
 
I had a dream last night that i was in 14BC and the hoard was gone. Old barb was sitting in a recliner watching TV, The floor was some cheap fake hardwood as the carpet had been removed. There were large area rugs covering much of the floor. The place had curtains that were open and sheers that were closed. Indirect sunlight filled the house. Barb was barely lucid enough to know anyone was in the house. The house seemed quite dusty.
 
Here's a random question inspired by current events: has Chris ever written a fictional rapist as evil?
I can't answer comprehensively, but I do remember that present-day Chris, with the help of Time travel (which he can just do now), goes into the Future and fucks Lovely Weather while pretending to be his future self (it's heavily implied that this is how Chris loses his hated virginity, by the by), which is a case of obtaining sex under false pretences and most arguably rape. If Chris is carrying out rape, then it's somehow justifiable or even cool. Yet another potential bad omen for where he is now.
 
I can't answer comprehensively, but I do remember that present-day Chris, with the help of Time travel (which he can just do now), goes into the Future and fucks Lovely Weather while pretending to be his future self (it's heavily implied that this is how Chris loses his hated virginity, by the by), which is a case of obtaining sex under false pretences and most arguably rape. If Chris is carrying out rape, then it's somehow justifiable or even cool. Yet another potential bad omen for where he is now.
Chris is the only man who could possibly be cucked by himself
 
Between watching Classic Chris and Next Generation, could Chris have been a Trekkie? The "Captain's Log" is probably just him blindly stealing from pop culture, but I would've loved to see Sonichu take command of the Enterprise, boldly zapping to where no hedgehog has zapped before.
 
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Here's a random question inspired by current events: has Chris ever written a fictional rapist as evil?
The closest I can think of is comic-Alec's implied abuse of the Basement Rosechus.
I remember that he was pretty chill with Clyde Cash rapping panda halo. Kind of a “well.. I guess she’s yours now.. sigh..”
 
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