Off-Topic Random Trans Thoughts, Musings, and Questions - For all your armchair psych and general sperging

[The Ugly One]

The priesthood of all believers doctrine might be a source of confusion on that front, especially among non-High-Church Protestants, who doctrinally treat the communion less sacred (It's only in remembrance of Him).

It's actually because she perceives the priesthood as high status, so denying it someone must be somehow oppressing or degrading them, yet women can be saints, which is also a high status, so that makes her feel confused and mad.

 

[PC LOAD LETTER]

Why the fuck are trannies so insanely clockable just by how they type? Like, when they're not busy ranting about how they want to rape and murder women or how they want to molest children, they're so lazy with how they type. I'm no grammar saint either but being able to communicate clearly is a vital part of human interaction.

To wit, there's a few troons I (unfortunately) have to deal with on the regular and they're so god-damn sloppy with how they speak and type it makes me infuriated. One of them can't stop saying "uwu" all the times, especially after oversharing his gooner fantasies thinking it's cute I guess. There's one who types every word out where if you were to say it out loud, it'd be a "cute uwu" slur or contraction like the whole "am smol" thing (Look, you're already a sex pest by virtue of being a troon, don't pretend to be Russel Greer, too) and there's one who ends EVERY GOD DAMN SENTENCE with an emoticon of some sort. Like "How is your day? " "Want to get lunch together? " "Hey can you tell me what this error means? "

I dunno, man. I guess my reading comprehension is so out there I can pick up on the subtle differences between how men and women type on the Internet.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

1. You tripleposted without apologizing.
2. This is technically the entire thread and trans movement when you think about it.

1. I am not used to KiwiFarms conventions yet, as I post on other message boards (or used to) where responding to different posts using an omnibus followup post was not an expectation or requirement. So if I'd had it in mind that I wasn't following convention, I wouldn't go ahead and ignore convention and then 'apologise' afterwards, I just wouldn't have "triple posted".

2. Yes, but trans religion is worse. Anybody can become a Catholic (or a member of most any other religion that isn't a 'secret' or 'closed' tradition) if they go through the motions of the required public rites. So an atheist really can become a Catholic, because being a Catholic is a social construct decided by what Catholics decide it is.

But a man can never become a woman, no matter what they believe. Computer says no.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I dunno, man. I guess my reading comprehension is so out there I can pick up on the subtle differences between how men and women type on the Internet.

A lot of people can. Many kiwis remarked on the difference in language between them. There's been multiple studies on how men and women differentiate in writing, as well as online tools that guess the gender of the person writing. It's fun feeding in trans post from reddit and laughing at the results.

My theory is a lot of them are lazy in typing and type similarly because they all hang out on discord and other chatrooms all day. This has the consequence of typing in short sentences and even shorter words to keep up with other tards in the chat and repeating memes to fit in, as well as typing quirks so people know it is you at a glance. It's lazy since they do it so much.

So if I'd had it in mind that I wasn't following convention, I wouldn't go ahead and ignore convention and then 'apologise' afterwards, I just wouldn't have "triple posted".

Very acceptable, sorry for bullying you for it. Community rules differ. Plus it's funny to say, no hard feelings.

2. Yes, but trans religion is worse.

Oh, don't worry, the thought trans might be in any way better didn't cross my mind. Christianty at its core focuses on the idea of humbling yourself and being a better person for God, yourself, and your community. Charity, humility, forgiveness, and sacrifice are all encouraged and applauded, unlike troonism where the only charity is donating to other's patreons and claiming to sacrifice yourself every day for the cissies until you came out as your authentic self and are now prepared to take a metaphorical bullet for new transitioners. So, not really. The list of things Catholisism has helped out with in pratical health and community wellness pales all trans organizations ever (granted Catholicism has been around longer and has more members) and the average Catholic at the very least prays for forgiveness and tries to repent if thet do something selfish or stupid. There's barely a grain of self awareness in the trans movement and transitioners either hate themselves so much they go overboard on "woe is me" and make their mental health worse or are assholes without regards for others in the first place. Wouldn't matter since it is a community about walking on eggshells, worse than most hardcore religions because there's no way to truly atone as you said. TL; DR: troons are gay, totally agree.

 

[Stan]

The LGBTQ-Traditionalists will have to face a tough question in the future. If only men can be priests, then, if someone transitions to being a man, can they be a priest? The first FtM priest will definitely spark a debate among the LGBTQ-Traditionalists.

Also, do FtMs participate in patriarchy? Do FtMs acquire male privilege?

I don't think they would, but I know for a fact the Catholic Church lets male Anglican priests who are married swop teams and join the Catholics, and they are not required to divorce their wives to do this. (Caroline Farrow's husband is one such.) But that kind of rule-bending is usually for the benefit of the already privileged, and it would imply that the Catholic Church agrees that you can actually change your birth sex, so I don't think we're going to have pooner priests reciting Mass any time soon.

Faggots aye? How Christian of you. Now although I am indeed a 'faggot' as you point out, I was raised Catholic but I am not a Catholic. I do not believe in the divinity of Jesus ... [tiresome nonbeliever faggot noise]

I think religion is generally harmful and I think you should not want to become a religious leader of any type. I think you should not only not become a religious leader, you should leave your church and promote worthwhile values without the adornment of fiction.

I call all Catholic priests faggots, and I love calling Catholics faggots, because half the time they are faggots. A celibate, men-only priesthood has a tendency to attract faggots who can't convincingly fake sexual interest in women. And yeah, the faggot Catholics are also extremely hypocritical and have been absolute cunts to anyone who's out in the Church, meanwhile, the old faggots at the Vatican have a bunch of Egyptian-Roman hooker boys' numbers sa

But since you're willing to cop to being a faggot, and a lapsed Catholic, why don't you BTFO? It really pisses me off to deal with condescending, non-church-attending, nonbelieving people who feel the need to arrogantly insist the way I worship is wrong, when they don't worship at all. If you think what I believe is a "fiction" anyway, how can you confidently insist that only men can occupy the role of Grand Poobah? Isn't it all just BS to you?

It's actually because she perceives the priesthood as high status, so denying it someone must be somehow oppressing or degrading them, yet women can be saints, which is also a high status, so that makes her feel confused and mad.

The social status of priests is not the main reason this upsets me. The main reason this upsets me is that you're accusing me of heresy, when you yourself only seem to care about scripture when you can use it as a political cudgel on liberals.

A male-only priesthood implies that God thinks men are superior to women, or that men enjoy some special relationship with God that women do not. That doesn't make sense to me based on the existence of the numerous female saints, and also, the female followers of Jesus, and I could come up with more examples but it's a waste of time, because again, your interest in this subject stems from being able to use it to be a sexist pig, and I do not think God endorses being a dick for being a dick's sake.

 

[The Ugly One]

The social status of priests is not the main reason this upsets me...A male-only priesthood implies that God thinks men are superior to women

Your ability to hold an idea and its negation in the very same post is truly incredible. It's how I know you're not a guy LARPing as a woman online. Your belief that the priesthood is conditioned on some kind of personal superiority is another heresy, specifically Donatism.

That doesn't make sense to me based on the existence of the numerous female saints

There are zero female saints who offered the Sacrifice of the Mass, because women can't be priests in Catholicism.

 

[bouquetnine]

Why the fuck are trannies so insanely clockable just by how they type? Like, when they're not busy ranting about how they want to rape and murder women or how they want to molest children, they're so lazy with how they type. I'm no grammar saint either but being able to communicate clearly is a vital part of human interaction.

To wit, there's a few troons I (unfortunately) have to deal with on the regular and they're so god-damn sloppy with how they speak and type it makes me infuriated. One of them can't stop saying "uwu" all the times, especially after oversharing his gooner fantasies thinking it's cute I guess. There's one who types every word out where if you were to say it out loud, it'd be a "cute uwu" slur or contraction like the whole "am smol" thing (Look, you're already a sex pest by virtue of being a troon, don't pretend to be Russel Greer, too) and there's one who ends EVERY GOD DAMN SENTENCE with an emoticon of some sort. Like "How is your day? " "Want to get lunch together? " "Hey can you tell me what this error means? "

I dunno, man. I guess my reading comprehension is so out there I can pick up on the subtle differences between how men and women type on the Internet.

Mental illness comes in clusters. If someone has one they often have many.

 

[Syzyg]

quixotic goal of repairing the schism that seperates women and men

Maybe the Quakers, though they've long since divided into progressive and conservative sects. The Shakers also probably achieved it, though their celibacy for all members likely contributed to their decline.

Talking about celibacy though, have any of you all encountered people calling themselves eunuchs? It's a somewhat alternative narrative to the transgender, but I don't think referencing the castration of young boys so they couldn't be used to sire rival claimaints to the throne is necessarily a good thing. Maybe the female counterpart of the eunuch would be called barren?

 

[Izdaja Slika]

I call all Catholic priests faggots, and I love calling Catholics faggots, because half the time they are faggots.

Sure luv.

A celibate, men-only priesthood has a tendency to attract faggots who can't convincingly fake sexual interest in women. And yeah, the faggot Catholics are also extremely hypocritical and have been absolute cunts to anyone who's out in the Church, meanwhile, the old faggots at the Vatican have a bunch of Egyptian-Roman hooker boys' numbers sa

But since you're willing to cop to being a faggot,

Why would I deny it? I wouldn't deny my age either. It's just a fact about the world and I'm not ashamed.

and a lapsed Catholic, why don't you BTFO?

What do either of these have to do with having an opinion about Protestant Christians embracing troonery? It's a fact about the world that you won't see female Catholic priests putting troons next to the altar at Easter. Cope.

It really pisses me off to deal with condescending, non-church-attending, nonbelieving people who feel the need to arrogantly insist the way I worship is wrong, when they don't worship at all.

You support a religion that supports the trans catechism. You could try to reform your religion from within (good luck) or you could realise it's all made up anyway and just leave it. I suggest the latter path because right now, your religion is actively harming children.

If you think what I believe is a "fiction" anyway, how can you confidently insist that only men can occupy the role of Grand Poobah? Isn't it all just BS to you?

Of course it's all fiction, but it's fiction that had original canon (the Bible), and I happen to think that Catholics barring women from the priesthood makes more sense in the original canon than Protestants not barring women. And Protestants celebrating troonery--now that has absolutely no justification in the original canon.

By the way, I find your language very un-Christian. I think you could work on that. Jesus never called anyone a faggot. Maybe you should aspire to be closer to His example.

 

[grimacefetishist]

I would give Jesus permission to say faggot

 

[TheCrackMonkey]

Am I the only one who thinks that there's going to be a surge in the future of people who were trooned out as kids identifying as asexual because they took a drug that permanently stunted their sexual development?

 

[AI generated waifu]

Am I the only one who thinks that there's going to be a surge in the future of people who were trooned out as kids identifying as asexual because they took a drug that permanently stunted their sexual development?

For all the Jazz Jenningses of the world...

If that happens, expect people to call you a bigot when you point out they're only like this because they destroyed their libido. They already do this for when asexual identification is caused by mental illness after all :

 

[AMHOLIO]

For all the Jazz Jenningses of the world...

If that happens, expect people to call you a bigot when you point out they're only like this because they destroyed their libido. They already do this for when asexual identification is caused by mental illness after all :
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Considering how many people aren't forcing ace people to marry and have sex, just to reevaluate the cause of their lack of sex drive, I think asexual people have the least amount of prejudice of all sexualities.

I understand not having fun because people are trying to diagnose you or tell you what to do, but the urge to find love and or procreate is a natural function that can impare relationships later on. It's best to talk to a doctor about it and figuring whether or not it is something worth changing if one has the ability to or how to live with it if not. No one is forcing people to have sex. Hell, we have a whole subgroup of people who believe they are forced to be involuntary celibate, I think being hated for NOT having sex or being in a relationship is the least of their problems.

 

[deermeat]

why do trannies got weird looking dicks??? I'm no dick expert but everytime I stumble across their nudes, it's like my eyes are being assaulted. Why do their penis look so fucked up most of the time?
You compare their nudes to your average male nude (because men just love sending nudes for some reason) and the tranny's dick always look fucking weird. It's worse how I basically can't avoid seeing it because these fuckers 9/10 usually have some form of OF or whatever they constantly shill so whenever I wanna repost their content, I end up having to see it.

Chasers are so gross, man. The popular trannies and OF models all look distorted. They look disgusting. Their faces, their bodies, but even their dicks can't be bothered to look normal. Neovags are gross enough, but pre OP ain't no better. I love it when these people talk about "oh haha look at my ass ; )" then you see their whole body and its like..., What ass? Sometimes they'll use angles to make it look like they have one, even if it shows they clearly don't have one at all in other photos, but a lot of the times its just straight up delusion. WHAT ass, homie? What hips?

Im reminded of that one post from r/detrans someone posted on here where theyre like "once I stopped drinking the kool aid, I realize how much these people never passed to begin with". Like yeah man. These people literally look like ugly freaks. Its uncanny valley. Only porn addicts find them attractive. At least with chubby chasers, one could argue a lot of fat people have pretty faces. But troons? Nah man. Literally every single one looks deformed. Literally, only men who lack actual pussy action chase after troons. Only women who wanna relive some sort of trauma chase after troons, and even then those same women usually would rather choose cis men anyways!

Their looks compliment their personality.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

***big nerd alert***


Midori was a highly respected game leaker. She was also popular for being a Japanese woman online. It was suspected she dated someone high up at Atlus (company who published Persona).



Except it was revealed that “she” was never a Japanese woman, but a white man who was a disgraced former leaker who happened to get his hands on an old Sony internal presentation that accounted for his good track record of leaks.

https://www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeaksAndRumours/s/6wsObL7dxh

The reason I talk about this is because Midori faced harsh censure for pretending to be Japanese and writing broken English, but the faggots on Reddit made sure to emphasize it was totally fine for him to pretend to be a woman, nothing offensive about that.





One voice of reason:



It reminds me of Genevieve Gluck during an interview discussing some Finnish troon larping as trans disabled and being in a wheelchair on tv. Everyone rushed to condemn him pretending to be crippled, but made sure to never ever hint that pretending to be a woman was wrong. Even though the parallels are obvious.

 

[deermeat]

personally I feel like Ive been radicalized ngl. I feel no remorse for handmaidens nor troons nor anyone who supports troons annnd I kinda wanna make cutesy collages of all the headlines/posts featuring troons/handmaidens facing Ls. I feel nothing anymore when a troon/poon gets hurt. I remember I used to be a transmed too, even after desisting.

And its funny because its like, they were the ones to radicalize me. Not KF. Not consertatives. Their sheer selfish and fake nature pushed me toward wishing fot TTD. They are the only minority group I can saftely say society would benefit the most if eradicated. With muslims and whatnot, there's the whole "well some have power and are functional members of society, that could mess things up a bit if they dissapeared" but troons?? Nahh, name ONE troon that is a productive, beneficial member of society? Like another user pointed out, troons are worse than street rats.

I dont get angry over them but fuck, I love shitting on them and whenever I see posts of them complaining/suffering, it brightens my day. Im going through a tough time in my life rn, a part of me burns inside knowing how many good people are in a troon's life who the troon completely disregards or outright shits on. Ive never seen a troon whos been truly dealt a bad hand at life. They inspire me to become the best version of myself and to appreciate everything I have because they are what happens when you are nothing but a greedy, bitter person. Yeah things are rough, but look at these clowns. I could be like them yet I am not. Thats a win. In self improvement circles, theres advice about "counting your wins". Well there you go. Been someone whos dealt L after L after L? You're not a troon, so theres a W. And if you got one W, you can accumalate more. Dont give up. Dont destroy yourself.

 

[TruffleSpark]

I can't think of anything that disproves trans ideology more than this. How do TRAs compartmentalize stuff like this when making these comments?

 

[deermeat]

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I can't think of anything that disproves trans ideology more than this. How do TRAs compartmentalize stuff like this when making these comments?

Also it's good to remember that Alzheimer's is often referred to as "type 3 diabetes". Bad diets and lifestyle choices cause Alzheimer's, which means trannies are most at risk for it. It's not weird at all that there are already a decent amount of tranny patients with this condition. To think, most people are still too young to have felt the huge side effects of their lifestyle. There's already plenty of them suffering from autoimmune disorders, yes, but most troons are 30yrs< and have yet to see the full extent of the damage done to their body. Not even Buck has done HRT for more than 30 years. Do you think 30 years is old? And yet transitioning is marketed as a lifelong solution despite no one knowing or experiencing what the average lifelong effects are of both HRT and puberty blockers. Even then, with the limited existence there's already so many health problems associated with it.

There's no reasoning with these people, they'll just have to face the consequences themself.

 

[teriyakiburns]

why do trannies got weird looking dicks??? I'm no dick expert but everytime I stumble across their nudes, it's like my eyes are being assaulted. Why do their penis look so fucked up most of the time?

The very short version is this: the penis contains a pair of sponge-like tubes called the corpus cavernosa, which fill with with blood to create an erection. They are made primarily of collagen. Any hormonal imbalance tends to cause collagen to break down and lose its strength, which is why people with severe hormonal issues often have saggy, wrinkly skin and age prematurely, as the collagen in their skin has become damaged and loose. The weird penis thing is because those tubes are shrinking, likely unevenly, and losing their shape and structure in the process. Very old men have a similar problem, as do body builders when they resort to steroid abuse.

 

[Bookwork]

Why can't troons parallel park?

I have now seen the destruction of the troonic wars along curbs in three cities and have heard more than one demand forever-free parking in garages and more parking lots next to wherever they have to go, like their lasering artiste and their drug prescriber.

Is this just an extension of The Pickle Jar Effect? Or is troonism co-morbid with dyspraxia?